**NOTE: There's some unboxing happening from 8:00-14:50, in case you wish to skip!** Bring the holly jolly with your hosts, fuckbuddies! Today Jen + Lillian remember disastrous yules of yore, talk perfect gifts (and unforgivable ones), and do some very niche unboxing! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/allthefucks/message

Happy holidays, Fuckbuddies! Well, Jen + Lillian meant to bring the merry and bright, but instead succeeded in bringing the creepy and horny. It's a Christmas miracle! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/allthefucks/message

Gobble gobble, fuckbuddies! Who are we kidding? Thanksgiving is *hard.* Being on earth is *hard.* Come cuddle with Jen + Lillian and listen to us re-regulate and re-parent after a lifetime of holiday trauma! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/allthefucks/message

Now that spOoOky szn is over, Jen + Lillian are nesting cozy and diving deep into some of the best ways to take care of ourselves, through the holidays and beyond. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/allthefucks/message

Happy SpoOoOoOky Halloween, fuckbuddies! We're back with more spine-tingling tales for a very scintillating Samhain! So turn off the lights, grab fistfuls of candy, and remember that whatever you are for Halloween, you are obviously the Sexy Version. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/allthefucks/message

We're back from summer vacation, fuckbuddies--and all we got was this darn COVID. Stories of maladies, melodies, and no-undies galore in our grand return, plus: spOoOoOoky Halloween! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/allthefucks/message

We're fat as hell, and we're not gonna take it anymore! (Thanks to IN-209, New York's new legislation protecting workers from size discrimination!) Today, Jen + Lillian celebrate this landmark win, advocate for body neutrality despite being unreasonably hot, and talk a whole lot about the labor revolution that we find ourselves in. And actors--you can be part of it RIGHT NOW! Vote YES to this strike authorization: https://vote.ivsballot.com/sagaftra2023/ --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/allthefucks/message

Happy spring, fuckbuddies! What a time to pack up a pic-i-nic basket, stroll through the Meadowlands, and find... an abandoned asylum? Join Jen + Lillian as they uncover one of the weirdest places in North Jersey--Snake Hill. (Spoiler alert: it's basically the plot of POLTERGEIST!) --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/allthefucks/message

Hop in the back and come on down to the Pine Barrens of New Jersey with Jen + Lillian! Don't worry if you forgot your flashlights--the blazing red eyes from the creatures in the woods will light the way! Today, we dish on the trouble with Wife Guys, the many storied creatures of the Garden State, and the bird app that you actually *should* download. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/allthefucks/message

It's true--we're still back, baby! Today, Jen+ Lillian discuss the transformative EAT, PRAY, LOVE trips of their lives. From nostalgic camp memories to fleeing nuclear fallout, the stories today are cathartic, cinematic, and a little ridiculous. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/allthefucks/message