Every life is made better by a loving animal companion. Whether you are: freaking out about cat labor, killing birds with facial cleanser, exposing dogs to poisoned coconuts or introducing your pet to creative and disgusting uses for peanut butter, we are here to commiserate (well, maybe not the last one). Pets-Master

  We are sorry to say, Christmas is over.  But don’t worry, New Years Eve is just around the corner and we’re here to guide you through it all. Whether you are resolving not to commit as many felonies this year as last, crushing your best friend’s heart or engaging in an annual tradition that […]

It is that time of year. Festive lights, annoying music, laughing children and disembodied Snow White head ornaments. That’s right, its Christmas. This week we discuss grandma stabbing Robb for a a pair of porcelain balls, Patrick’ s heartless gift giving traditions, John’s utter neglect of his youngest child, Ross’ possession of the aforementioned disembodied head and Ami’s unmitigated decorating […]

Sisters are doing it for themselves! That is right, on this week’s episode of All Purpose Cleaners we find out what beats at the strong resilient core of a woman. Our all female panel discusses: powerful women, lessons for their younger selves, and the challenges of being a female comedian. Also, boobs; but in a very […]

Did you have three pink peg wives (or blue peg husbands)? Did you always insist upon playing Miss Scarlet because she was so damned hot? Did you try to convince your little brother that qazer was an Arabic word for “used soap”?  Did you keep pink 100 dollar bills in your pocket and red houses up your […]

Welcome. Won’t you step into the DEAD center of the room. We’ve being DYING to meet you. It will be a SPIRITED visit. Hopefully, you won’t get eviscerated by the homeless guy we gave two rocks of meth to work the chainsaw. I mean, of CORPSE you’ll have a good time. We love them. Whether they […]

Facebook is going to destroy everything sacred and good. Twitter is the sign of the decline of Western civilization. Tumbler is the new bastion of freaks and sexual deviants. And reddit… well have you ever heard of Michael Brutsh? Of course, its not all bad; unicorn chasers, awesome facebook pet accounts and this twitter account. In this episode […]

Fish don’t fry in the kitchen, beans don’t burn on the grill. Oh yeah, we’re moving on up. By the way, what in the name of heavens do those lyrics mean? Of course, we’re going to suppose it has some kind of faintly racist element; since, after all it was the 70s. But I own […]

So you’re wondering whether you should wax your eyebrows; we have an answer for that. You’re wondering whether you should pluck that stray hair; we have an answer for that. You’re wondering whether you should take the plunge and invest in those double Ds; we have an answer for that. You’re wondering how much product […]