WELCOME TO THE VERY FIRST EPISODE OF SHREKTOBER!!! All month long the Shaggy Goose Egg Bois take a deep dive into the memeified world of Shrek. We peel back the layers of this extraordinary film and get down to the nitty-gritty because Shrek is more than just an Ogre. Just like everyone else, Shrek has feelings, but too often he is confused with flesh sucking giants that turn eyeballs into jelly. Don't judge an Ogre before you even know him.  As you sit beneath the moonlight listening to your furry friend sing classic songs in an off-key voice, ask yourself something. Do I actually like Disney, or have I just been brainwashed? Whatever the answer is, remember this...Lord Farquaad is a F***wad and Dreamworks is a company made to dismantle the Disney Regime. Also, Gingy leads the Resistance. VIVA LA GINGY! Theme by Avery Yerlan Twitter: https://twitter.com/pacinopod Email: [email protected] https://anchor.fm/al-pacino

Domo Arigoto, Mr. Robautobot. Sometimes, you just gotta make love on your best friend's head. Especially when that best friend is a sentient robot from another planet. But also only after you've saved the world from the other sentient robots from your best friend's planet. Also your best friend's other sentient robot friends stand there awkwardly while it happens? It doesn't really make any sense, and neither does this episode. Hi. We're the Shaggy Goose Egg Bois and Michael Bay is a lizard person, but you already knew that. What you didn't know is that Transformers is actually a subversive masterpiece that makes you question life as we know it. Just kidding. Haha, unless? Theme by Avery Yerlan Twitter: https://twitter.com/pacinopod Email: [email protected] https://anchor.fm/al-pacino

WARNING!!! Some listeners may find the following podcast disturbing. Listener discretion advised...but who really cares, listen to it anyway. Have you ever been told by your parents that they hated you while you simultaneously screamed, "I wish I was never born," and then stormed off to a bar where you realized that nobody knew who you were but somehow you still existed, and for some odd reason were now a puppet frog,  then went out and saw that your once beloved town was now being run by a greedy land tycoon who destroyed everything your father had worked so hard for which led you to go on a journey in which you came to the understanding that no matter how hard your life may be, or how annoying your wife and children are you still love them because they are your family and would do anything for them? No? Me either and neither have Nic Cage or Selma Blair and that's why they tried to murder their children. This week the Shaggy Goose Egg Bois tackle the dichotomy of family life and delve into the innateness of Planned Obsolescence. Whether it be singing the Hokey Pokey while destroying your pool table or filling the basement with gas, Mom & Dad has it all. So come with me and you'll be in a world of constant aggravation. For anyone questioning their family life, just remember it's a love/hate relationship. Theme by Avery Yerlan Twitter: https://twitter.com/pacinopod Email: [email protected] https://anchor.fm/al-pacino

There's something strange in our neighborhood, and it ain't no ghosts. It's unreliable authority. Did you know? Frontal lobotomies work, and it would be a proven fact if Venkman didn't stop Egon that one time. This week, the Shaggy Goose Egg Bois believe in something, and it's not the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man. It's gallons and gallons of shaving cream. So listen in, and learn that the "Ghostbusters" are non-believers who were so confident that they fooled themselves into believing. And remember kids, if someone asks if you're a god.... YOU. SAY. YES! We're looking at you Raymond... As always, theme by Avery Yerlan Twitter: https://twitter.com/pacinopod Email: [email protected] https://anchor.fm/al-pacino --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Has this ever happened to you? Have you ever had your Narrator be kidnapped by a gorilla? Have you ever been a historian killed by a medieval knight? Has your animator ever suddenly suffered a fatal heart attack? Has any of this ever happened to you? If so, you are likely a follower of Arthur, King of the Britons, and could be entitled to copious legal compensation, possibly from God himself. Or you might be entitled to serving 10 to Life in your friendly neighborhood dungeon (its only a model). Hop in your Trojan Rabbit or grab your favorite set of coconuts, cuz the Shaggy Goose Egg Bois are on a crusade in this one, and all swallows are on the chopping block. African AND European. Not even the holy hand grenade can save you, even if you count to three. No more, no less. Theme by Avery Yerlan aka Rate/Date/TBH Band Twitter: https://twitter.com/pacinopod Email: [email protected] https://anchor.fm/al-pacino

Quis Detegant Preguntur? MYSTERY INCORPORATED!!! THIS IS ONLY THE FIRST RUNG ON THE LADDER OF YOUR DEMISE!! AND THIS TIME, YOU'LL BE THE ONES WHO ARE UNMASKED.... AS THE BUFFOONS YOU TRULY ARE!! - Evil Masked Figure Just remember faithful listeners, on the journey of self discovery, image is(n't) everything.  From schwarzeneggian oafs to the ludicrously intelligent,  everyone has their place in Mystery Incorporated.  Alexa, play " You Get What You Give" by the New Radicals. Theme by Avery Yerlan Twitter: https://twitter.com/pacinopod Email: [email protected] https://anchor.fm/al-pacino

Al Pacino 3: Piggies Go Whee... Coming to you live from Metro City? (Metrocity! for you Big Blue Heads...) The Shaggy Goose Egg Bois tackle perception and oppression in society as we discuss if being blue makes you inherently evil or if having a rich, white, Brad Pitt alien, arch nemesis makes you evil. Minor technical difficulties. At least the spider's new. Theme by Avery Yerlan Twitter: https://twitter.com/pacinopod Email: [email protected]  https://anchor.fm/al-pacino

Al Pacino 2: Electric Boogaloo We're back, baby! In this one, the Shaggy Goose Egg Bois take a look at the world through the eyes of Fred Figglehorn. What's real? What isn't? Is Fred a good singer? Does Fred even really have a dad? All these questions and more get answered, or at the very least they get brought up. P.S. This week we've got a sick theme song from none other than Avery Yerlan. Go check out his stuff: https://open.spotify.com/artist/0bp5DyJ0H4ONerr39AGMtD Twitter: https://twitter.com/pacinopod Email: [email protected] https://anchor.fm/al-pacino

Welcome to the very first episode of Al Pacino's Prison Scene! Your favorite Shaggy Goose Egg Bois discuss the woes of not being able to relate to the people around you and how all it takes is "one little slip" for your life to be thrown into chaos. Twitter: https://twitter.com/pacinopod  Email: [email protected] https://anchor.fm/al-pacino