Sorry, I’m not interested in your personal life.

Five stars for our brothers in the all-too-hectic Van Halen podcasting game. Your impressions of a mobile phone put on vibrate are second to none, and your impersonation of Wolfgang is so spot-on, I sometimes feel as though he’s in the room with me. Fistbumps from Justin & Aaron at Van Splainin, the 3rd VH podcast, during this sad time.

These two are hilarious. I’ve literally laughed out loud at moments, alone and clutching the table. Such morons! Such beautifully hilarious morons. Plus there’s some VH talk in there and I kinda love that too.

I accidentally stumbled onto this podcast when searching for VH podcasts. I tried to listen to an episode, got 15 minutes into it and immediately turned it off. This podcast is beyond awful. The hosts think they are funny and really try to be, but aren't. They are constantly talking over each other and it turns into a jumbled mess. I would give this 1/2 a star if I could. Do better, guys!

Ain’t talking bout VanHalen is an apt title for this odd peak into what it must feel like to listen to three pre-pubescent guys snicker and muse about pointless and topicless things that interest them only. Total waste of time... wasted over 30 minutes on this.

I have abandoned all other podcasts and listened to this exclusively for weeks. I don’t know what it is that is so appealing but these two friends are really having a great time and letting you share it. The episodes are too long, the sound quality varies, the mouth noises are gross and the musical opinions are, well, just opinions. But anyone with a love of improv and foley work and a slight curiosity about Van Halen will keep coming back for more.

A podcast of 2 guys talking about anything for half of the time and adding van halen to it. It isn’t just factual, it is fun

This pod is a little crazy but love you the impersonations of the Van Halen boys. The show takes a little while to get going

Thank God you found them... David and Ross blow up your earbuds with irreverent humor, while breaking down the carcass that was the Mighty Van Halen. The role-playing of imaginary conversations between members of Van Halen and those who orbited the band is a staple of their podcast and simply the funniest thing on the internet. Warning: If you hold VH too precious, this may not be the podcast you're seeking.

These guys are great. They DO talk about VH between amusing conversations about daily life, and other bands. If you can take a joke, this ones for you!

I listen to a lot of good podcasts done by grown ups, this is simply a Sammy Hagar hatefest and nothing more by 2 JERKS,who have no interest in having a REAL conversation about the mighty Van Halen. Dave and Dave is the real podcast to listen to, because it is done adults, this simply is the worst podcast I have ever heard EVER!

Great work guys. Good knowledge, hilarious delivery and personalities and great sound quality. Definitely miles better than the other Van Halen podcast out there (which is also good, but with horrific sound quality.). Great work, gents!

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