Season's Tidings this Christmas Eve, dear listener!

On the (day before the) first day of Chrimbus, your true loves (Santa Steve & Ross Claus) bring to you another audio issue of their (semi) annual ATBVH Holiday Special – recorded remotely from the soundproofed nest of their rock n' roll pear tree!

Yep that's right, the boys are dinging and donging merrily on high once again, and using a magnifying glass pulled from one of last year's Christmas crackers to analyse the Sound and Vision wonder that is 'LIVE WITHOUT A NET'!

Expect multiple swoons over EVH's legendary solo!

Marvel at Michael Anthony's lucrative on-stage lemonade empire!

Make merry with random Christmas movie chatter!

Ponder upon irrelevant favourite festive song choices!

And much and loads and tons more nonsense!

Tah-Tah until the New Year, dear listener.... but in the meantime.... in the words of the big man himself....

"MERRRRY CHRISTMASSINGS TO ALL, AND TO ALL – MERRRRRRRRY CHRIIIIIIIIIIIISTMASSINGS!!!!!!"

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