Hey. Here’s some jokes I wrote and then told into a microphone.

Must of just missed you. Had some investment tips for you.

Hey. Just missed you. I got a Tik tok.

Hey. Just missed you. Just thinking about 9/11 and Y2K

Small talk is the worst.

Buying Banana Bread fixings

Hey. Just missed you. I was thinking about pets and stuff.

I just missed you. Wanted to tell you about a job I had before this one.

I just missed you. Did I ever tell you about this weird neighbor I had?

I must of just missed you. Wanted to tell you a quick story about my brother and a coworker.