We read and give advice to the listener's hopeless questions about sex.

We read through some of the direst and lame ghost stories ever published by arguably the dullest people with access to a computer. If you're expecting a real ghost, a monster or a vampire then forget about it.

Including being a Russian DJ who inspires an orgy in a cave while filming a Duran Duran music video, we read your highly unbelievable sexual stories. Tragic Sex Stories Podcast ep14

Including WW2 fighter pilot spirits that protect dogs in a University bookshop, we read through people's absurd and baffling experiences with angels. Abysmal Angel Encounters Podcast

We read people's letters about their sexual problems and give them pretty much useless advice. Stupid Sex Advice podcast.

Idiotic UFO Abduction Stories Podcast where two belligerent fools get unnecessarily hostile towards people’s ludicrous alien experiences. #PodernFamily

We read overly enthusiastic reviews for bizarre and dangerous sex toys. Thirsty sex Toy Reviews Podcast

From karate punching your mum to having hair grow out your eyeballs we ask and answer hypothetical questions with no winnable outcome. Choose Your Own Misadventure 5 Podcast #PodernFamily

For one more painful time, this month we read through some of the lamest and straight up boring ghost stories ever written. Prepare to not be frightened in the slightest. Crappy Supernatural Stories 39 Halloween Month.

Including Satan having to take a desperate crap at a bowling alley, we read through people's terrible encounters with hauntings and the supernatural. Crappy Supernatural Stories Podcast. #Halloween #PodernFamily