Today we talk about Episode I Want a Boyfriend: The Luxury Cruise Ship Is a Trap" -------------------------------- We also talk about how many times Mike has tried to get a boyfriend, what the REAL name of the youma is, why Umino is becoming a bit of a creep, and the significance of tissues of consolation prizes. Also, WHERE IS BERYL'S SCEPTRE?! WE NEED ANSWERS!! JADEITE'S DISGUISE WORKS FINALLY, Y'ALL!! And we grill our special guest, Joe, on Carp Dirigibles. Go follow him at @mittens.the.smitten on Instagram!

**ALL ABOARD THE PANDA TRAIN! CHOO CHOO!** ------------------------------- In this episode, we talk about "Usagi vs Rei: Nightmare in Dreamland" ----------------------------- We also talk about "America's Most Wanted", the development of animatronics, wonderfully bad B Movies, "gnip-gnaps", and that damned Carp Dirigible comes back to haunt Madz once again! ----------------------- We love you guys so very much! Thank you for sticking with us through this long hiatus! We're getting back into the swing of things after life hit us in the gut with all of the things.

This week we discuss "The Cursed Bus: Enter Mars, the Guardian of Fire"! ---------------------------------------- We also discuss the Ginzuishou, psychics, Rei-chan's creepy grandpa, Hikawa shrine, miko and magical rose lockpicks. ------------------------ Thank you, as always, for listening and sticking with us through the growing pains of newbie podcasting, Moonies!

In this episode, we discuss "Usagi's Disaster: Beware of the Clock of Confusion" ------------------------------------- We also discuss who fired the intern, whether or not Luna is a cat, FOMO and OCD, how I've been seduced by Jadeite, new moon gadgets, and why Tuxedo Kamen-sama is the best protector in the universe. Also, Mike gives me the most insulting compliment of all time. And I laugh hysterically at it. ------------------------------------- For some reason, Mike's audio is super quiet in this episode. Thank you for sticking with us through these podcast growing pains!

In this episode we discuss "The Girl Genius Is a Monster: The Brainwashing Cram School of Horror"! ------------------------------- We also discuss Luna's Secret Access to Head Office, why Umino is Wikipedia Boy, cram schools, bullying the weird kids, what the hell Floppy Disks are, Esoteric Final Fantasy XIV references, and the male gaze. We also get into a debate about whether or not Mysterious Stranger is creepy. --------------------------------------------------------------- [Click Here for Sailor Mercury Facts](https://screenrant.com/sailor-moon-mercury-trivia-facts-ami/)

In this episode, we discuss "Usagi Learns Her Lesson: Becoming a Star Is Hard Work"! --------------------------- We also discuss Japanese variety shows, Cinderella stories, Naru-chan's manipulation tactics, Umino's obsession with Usagi, what it's like to be a 14 year-old girl, and fame zombies. ALSO: GUESS WHO RETURNS TO THE FRAY?! IT'S MADDIE'S BAE! ------------------------------------------ We also take a quiz to determine which Sailor Moon character we are. [Click Here to Take It Yourself!](https://www.clickhole.com/whoa-slow-down-there-buddy-nobody-dates-my-daughter-1828891829)

In this episode we discuss "Protect the Melody of Love: Usagi Plays Cupid" ----------------------------------- We also discuss questionable music choices, the meaning of Umino's swirly glasses, the energy-draining abilities of Christmas music, late-night arcade shenanigans, Q-bert, and Mike learns that it's okay to love Tuxedo Kamen-sama.

In this episode, we discuss "Scent of a Monster: Chanela will Steal Your Love" We also discuss Final Fantasy 14 NPCs, the importance of arts in schools, and Maddie's favourite cosmetics company, Geek Chic Cosmetics! ---------------------------------------------------------- Check them out if you're interested: [Geek Chic Cosmetics](http://geekchiccosmetics.com)

**Just a Note: We are aware of the weird echo. Unfortunately, this epsiode and the next are still affected by it because we recorded a couple episodes back-to-back to prep for the holidays. The issue will be fully resolved in Episode 6. Thank you for your understanding and patience.** ---------------------------------------------------------- Y'all best buckle up cause Maddie and Mike get a bit fired up in this episode. And they're not afraid to be liberal with the f-bombs. ---------------------------------------------------------- Today we're discussing Episode 4 of Sailor Moon: "Learn How to Be Skinny from Usagi"! We also discuss Creeper Umino, "Sweet Sugar Energy", Pornhub, and the Japanese ability to make content out of anything,

**DISCLAIMER:** The audio in this episode is really wonky for some strange reason. Sorry, lovely Moonies! ----------------------------- In this episode, we discuss "Mysterious Sleeping Sickness: Protect the Girls in Love!" We also discuss Japanese animation, Luna NOT having a crush on Motoki, the alphabet, and why it's bad to be the best friend of a superhero. ALSO: We have a special guest! Our lovely friend, Peter!