Dribble drabble ribble rabble. Listen to me(or don't) as I predict my own death and 🙏 that it comes true. Featuring actual recordings of the sound of an unidentified spiraling adult landing at Bottom Rock! 🛸💀

My less than triumphant return could just be my encore bow. Also... Will I be able to get out of debt in time to own a DeLorean-Hummer-El Camino? Always buy your cars cash, and don't Cyberdrink and drive! All on this episode of Absolutely Nothing Going On!!!

Crazy landlord stories, stroke victim's rundown on rugby tournaments, the layman's renewable energy update, YouTube mockery... What doesn't this episode have? It's essentially a stream of consciousness time capsule to be opened by whomever or whatever can make sense of our collective search history. It's also apparently dedicated to my friend Adam. Friday: https://youtu.be/kfVsfOSbJY0 Auctioneer beats: https://youtu.be/LwF9MfW-xMU

Shout out to all the McDonald's millennials! I talk pro wrestling and mystery bordering on conspiracy while highlighting a couple of my favorite shows. Then I give a pep talk on clipping your dog's nails. Real interesting stuff.

WARNING: Santa spoilers! Do NOT listen unless you are prepared for what you may discover. 🎅 My lovely wife joins for a riveting cerebral breakdown of traditions like caroling and the allegory surrounding a certain white bearded benefactor. We may be on to something... Then again, maybe we just watch too much Frasier. Let's see if we can un-toss this salad and un-scramble some eggs.

I blather on about how Elvis is responsible for overpopulation and trample all over the science of rods and cones. Don't forget to file your ppwk... Please email your assignments and editorial corrections to [email protected]

A less than triumphant return episode where I apparently am getting into politics, rant incessantly about my cracked windshield like it's supposed to make us all better humans, and... Oh look.. a bird!

Is "Cuck" a bad word? Manny and I try to bring pops up to speed on the subject. Also, Pops tells stories about his dad and granddaddy's government service. Dick and poop jokes ahoy! Audio treatment only... This is the full conversation.

Back to the roots... Me boring you to death from the garage.

Manny and I talk real about what he's been doing with his life for the past decade. His band Henrietta plays their last ever show on 4.20.18 and I do the first ever ANGO live event! Visit www.henrietta.bandcamp.com to find music & more from Henrietta.