Absolutely Not
Absolutely Not
Absolutely Not
The podcast about women and men and taboo topics and generational trauma and societal issues and anything and everything and nothing.
our best kept secret revealed!
We talk about toxic traits we didn't realize until now and having hoe friends. Play a little Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader (spoiler alert: we are not) And reveal our best kept secret!!! Just you wait.... Find us on tiktok + instagram! @absolutelynot_podcast
Apr 10, 2023
1 hr 9 min
our favorite school lunches
AITA, our turn ons (ok + turn offs lets be fr) + ramblings including but not limited to our favorite school lunches, the first time we went fishing, + working out with no shoes on. Find us on tiktok + instagram! @absolutelynot_podcast
Mar 27, 2023
1 hr 3 min
Sammy's porn addiction
porn in relationships, the public school system + applying pressure (even when you're ugly) sammy finally reveals the addiction she's been hiding from us all along Find us on tiktok + instagram! @absolutelynot_podcast
Mar 6, 2023
54 min
hot girls + mental health (or lack thereof)
how we deal with our mental health + the reality of being around people you aren't compatible with. Plus our usual goofy ass shenanigans!  Find us on tiktok + instagram! @absolutelynot_podcast
Feb 20, 2023
54 min
self love, the cheetah girls, + playin too many games
can you love yourself too much? should we be the cheetah girls or the grinch cast for halloween? (yes, we know its 10 months away, we just have anxiety) also, you know those couples that cheat on each other + everyone knows? like what are your thoughts on that? we play too many games, but that's why you're back! Find us on tiktok! @absolutelynot_podcast Follow us on instagram!! instagram.com/absolutelynot_podcast Ciprianna: instagram.com/ciprianna_ Maleia: instagram.com/maleiamama Samantha: instagram.com/sammyboo143
Feb 7, 2023
1 hr 4 min
holiest episode
literally the most holy episode we've ever done. also, spoiler alert, we tell the entire plot of Old but if you wanted to watch it you should have already. Find us on tiktok! @absolutelynot_podcast Follow us on instagram!! instagram.com/absolutelynot_podcast Ciprianna: instagram.com/ciprianna_ Maleia: instagram.com/maleiamama Samantha: instagram.com/sammyboo143
Jan 23, 2023
1 hr 8 min
RIP to our rosters
our themes for the new year + playing way too many rounds of fuck marry kill catch up with us ;) Find us on tiktok! @absolutelynot_podcast Follow us on instagram!! instagram.com/absolutelynot_podcast Ciprianna: instagram.com/ciprianna_ Maleia: instagram.com/maleiamama Samantha: instagram.com/sammyboo143
Jan 16, 2023
1 hr 6 min
an ode to our people
we'rrrrre back with an ode to our favorite people (+ a whole lot of other shit of course) Find us on tiktok! @absolutelynot_podcast Follow us on instagram!! instagram.com/absolutelynot_podcast Ciprianna: instagram.com/ciprianna_ Maleia: instagram.com/maleiamama Samantha: instagram.com/sammyboo143
Jan 9, 2023
54 min
red flags galore
the world famous question "why do men" explored. because truly...... why....... Find us on tiktok! @absolutelynot_podcast Follow us on instagram!! instagram.com/absolutelynot_podcast Ciprianna: instagram.com/ciprianna_ Maleia: instagram.com/maleiamama Samantha: instagram.com/sammyboo143
Nov 7, 2022
48 min
friends w/ benefits, sneaky links + cheating
Quite literally, the same shit we talk about all the time. if you're new here, welcome to the whore club. Find us on tiktok! @absolutelynot_podcast Follow us on instagram!! instagram.com/absolutelynot_podcast Ciprianna: instagram.com/ciprianna_ Maleia: instagram.com/maleiamama Samantha: instagram.com/sammyboo143
Oct 24, 2022
38 min
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