
In this festive episode... Mike finds his new drag name, Dan talks about his potty mouth daughter, while Paul describes kids as 'Crunchy' and Cheer drops a phat beat.
On a snowy Christmas Eve, the wealthy Lightstone family gathers in their opulent mansion, unaware of the danger lurking outside. A team of ruthless mercenaries, led by the cold-blooded Mr. Scrooge, infiltrate the estate, taking the family hostage in a desperate heist for a hidden fortune. But their carefully laid plans soon go awry when they cross paths with an unexpected guest: Santa Claus.
This isn't the jolly Saint Nick you remember from childhood stories. This Santa is battle-hardened, jaded from centuries of delivering to a world increasingly devoid of belief. Yet, something about young Trudy Lightstone, a cynical girl who has lost her Christmas spirit, reignites a spark of hope within him. Armed with his magic bag of tricks and fuelled by eggnog and fury, Santa Claus launches a one-man war against the mercenaries, turning the mansion into a hilariously violent North Pole wonderland. Through a brutal ballet of chimney descents, reindeer stampedes, and exploding gingerbread houses, Santa rediscovers the true meaning of Christmas and proves that even the darkest hearts can find redemption under the twinkle of Christmas lights.
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Dec 25, 2023
57 min

This week... *Sigh*
Cheer has another laps of memory, Dan can't get a word in and Paul climbs aboard the Bipolar Express...
Released in 1990, "Tremors" is a classic monster movie directed by Ron Underwood. Set in the fictional town of Perfection, Nevada, the film follows two handymen, Val (Kevin Bacon) and Earl (Fred Ward), who discover that their small desert town is being terrorized by enormous subterranean creatures that can detect vibrations in the ground. Nicknamed "Graboids," these creatures are massive, carnivorous, and capable of high-speed underground travel. As the town becomes increasingly isolated, Val, Earl, and a group of eclectic characters must use their wits and resourcefulness to survive the onslaught of the Graboids.
"Tremors" stands out as a blend of horror, comedy, and action, creating a unique and entertaining experience. The film's success lies in its combination of suspenseful moments, humor, and well-executed practical effects. The camaraderie between Val and Earl, along with the quirky residents of Perfection, adds a lighthearted touch to the intense and thrilling scenes. The movie has gained a cult following over the years, with its memorable creature design, witty dialogue, and effective blend of genres contributing to its enduring popularity. "Tremors" has spawned multiple sequels, a television series, and remains a beloved classic in the creature feature genre.
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Dec 18, 2023
1 hr 10 min

This week the boys are up to their usual... If you want to know about the film, then find a YouTube review. If you want to listen to a bunch of ramblings from 4 middle aged men, then you're at the right place.
"Dave Made a Maze," directed by Bill Watterson and released in 2017, is a whimsical and imaginative indie film that blends comedy, fantasy, and adventure. The story revolves around Dave, played by Nick Thune, who builds a fantastical cardboard maze in his living room, only to find himself trapped inside its ever-expanding labyrinth. When his girlfriend Annie, portrayed by Meera Rohit Kumbhani, returns home to find the situation, she gathers a group of friends to venture into the maze and rescue Dave. What unfolds is a surreal and comedic journey filled with inventive set designs, whimsical creatures, and unexpected challenges. The film cleverly explores themes of creativity, escapism, and the unpredictable nature of artistic endeavours.
What makes "Dave Made a Maze" stand out is its unique visual style and the sheer creativity of its production design. The cardboard maze is a fantastical, ever-evolving wonderland that blends DIY charm with surreal and absurd elements. The film doesn't take itself too seriously, using humor and a touch of satire to explore the quirky intersection of creativity and the unpredictable consequences of bringing one's imagination to life. "Dave Made a Maze" is a refreshing and inventive addition to the indie film landscape, offering a delightful and imaginative experience that resonates with audiences who appreciate unconventional storytelling and offbeat humour.
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Dec 4, 2023
1 hr 3 min

This week, the boys (minus Dan) discuss the finer points of mob mentality and Cheer goes back to school.
John Carpenter's "In the Mouth of Madness," released in 1994, is a psychological horror film that delves into the blurred lines between reality and insanity. The movie follows insurance investigator John Trent, played by Sam Neill, as he is hired to find a missing horror author named Sutter Cane. Trent's search leads him to a small town called Hobb's End, the fictional setting of Cane's novels, and as he delves deeper into the mystery, the boundaries between Cane's fiction and the real world become increasingly distorted. Carpenter employs a Lovecraftian theme, blending cosmic horror with psychological terror, creating an unsettling atmosphere where the fabric of reality unravels. The film is a metafictional journey that questions the nature of reality, the power of storytelling, and the thin line between creativity and madness.
"In the Mouth of Madness" is lauded for its mind-bending narrative and Carpenter's expert direction, which combines practical effects and surreal visuals to craft an immersive horror experience. As the film progresses, it challenges traditional horror tropes, playing with the audience's perceptions and expectations. Sam Neill delivers a compelling performance as a man caught in a nightmarish descent into a reality that becomes increasingly difficult to distinguish from the fantastical worlds created by Sutter Cane. With its innovative approach to storytelling and its exploration of existential horror, "In the Mouth of Madness" remains a cult favourite among horror enthusiasts, showcasing Carpenter's ability to create atmospheres of intense psychological unease.
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Nov 20, 2023
1 hr 16 min

This week Medway hires security guards for its takeaway's, Cheer has Flea's and Paul gets charged up over parking charges.
"Goblin," a 2020 film directed by Chris Lee and featuring a screenplay by Rosa Parnake, is an indie horror film that combines elements of psychological suspense and supernatural horror. The story revolves around a family who, after the death of their father, retreats to a secluded cabin in the woods for a fresh start. However, they soon find themselves confronting eerie and unexplained occurrences that seem to be linked to a malevolent force lurking in the nearby forest. Ashley Rene, Joe Cummings, and Houston Towe deliver compelling performances that capture the escalating tension and fear that grip the family as they grapple with their increasingly terrifying circumstances.
"Goblin" is noteworthy for its moody and atmospheric cinematography, creating a sense of foreboding and dread that pervades the film. It relies on suspense and psychological horror to build an unsettling and eerie ambiance. The narrative explores themes of grief, isolation, and the darkness that can reside within families, making it a thought-provoking and emotionally charged entry in the horror genre. Chris Lee's direction, coupled with the solid performances of the cast, contributes to the film's ability to keep audiences on edge, and it stands as an example of how smaller-budget horror films can effectively create an atmosphere of unease and fear.
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Nov 6, 2023
1 hr 5 min

This week the boys are joined by a special guest and Paul struggles to contain his excitement.
"Upgrade," released in 2018 and directed by Leigh Whannell, is a thought-provoking and action-packed science fiction film that explores the convergence of human and artificial intelligence. The story follows Grey Trace, portrayed by Logan Marshall-Green, a technophobe who becomes paralyzed and loses his wife in a brutal attack. In a bid to regain his independence and seek revenge, he agrees to an experimental computer chip implant called STEM. This AI implant not only allows him to walk again but also grants him enhanced physical abilities and remarkable combat skills. As Grey delves deeper into the criminal underworld, the film raises profound questions about the consequences of merging man and machine, with STEM's influence over Grey leading to a suspenseful and thrilling narrative.
"Upgrade" is particularly notable for its inventive and stylized action sequences, which are elevated by the choreography that melds human movement with the artificial precision of the AI. The film's exploration of the ethical and philosophical implications of merging humans with technology is a key theme, making it more than just a standard action movie. The plot's many twists and turns, along with a solid performance by Marshall-Green, keep viewers engaged throughout the film. "Upgrade" is a compelling example of how science fiction can explore the evolving relationship between humans and technology while delivering a high-octane, cyberpunk-infused story.
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Oct 23, 2023
1 hr 22 min

This week the boy talk about the 'Dark Knight' in the early evening. WARNING! This is a superhero / comic book film, expect tangents.
Tim Burton's 1989 film "Batman" is a groundbreaking and iconic entry in the superhero film genre that redefined the way audiences viewed the Caped Crusader. Starring Michael Keaton as Batman/Bruce Wayne and Jack Nicholson as the Joker/Jack Napier, the film offers a dark and brooding take on the classic comic book characters. Burton's unique vision of Gotham City as a dark and gothic metropolis, plagued by crime and corruption, set the tone for the film and future adaptations of the Batman franchise. Keaton's portrayal of Batman as a tormented and enigmatic vigilante and Nicholson's manic and flamboyant Joker delivered performances that are still celebrated today.
"Batman" was not only a critical and commercial success but also a cultural phenomenon. It marked a departure from the campy Batman of the 1960s TV series, taking the character back to his darker, more complex roots. The film's visual style, including its iconic Batmobile and striking production design, left a lasting impact on the superhero genre, influencing subsequent films and interpretations of Batman. With its mix of action, drama, and psychological depth, "Batman" played a pivotal role in reshaping the superhero movie landscape and remains a beloved classic that continues to captivate audiences.
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Oct 9, 2023
1 hr 27 min

This week the Boys speak openly about Mr Blobby; kissing upside down, along with the price of Freddos.
"The Descent," directed by Neil Marshall and released in 2005, is a harrowing and claustrophobic horror film that plunges viewers into a nightmarish underground world. The story follows a group of adventurous women who embark on a caving expedition in the Appalachian Mountains. As they descend into the uncharted depths of the Earth, they become trapped and soon discover they are not alone. The film skillfully combines elements of survival horror with supernatural terror as the group encounters a subterranean race of humanoid creatures who have evolved in the darkness. "The Descent" is lauded for its relentless tension, visceral scares, and strong female characters who must confront their fears and fight for their lives in an unimaginable nightmare.
What sets "The Descent" apart is its expertly crafted atmosphere of dread. The cave setting creates an intense feeling of claustrophobia and isolation, amplifying the fear of the unknown that lurks in the darkness. As the group of friends navigates treacherous tunnels and faces the horrors that dwell within, the film explores themes of trust, friendship, and the primal instinct to survive. The creatures themselves, with their grotesque appearance and predatory behavior, add an element of visceral horror that lingers long after the credits roll. "The Descent" is a gripping and unforgettable journey into the depths of fear, earning its place as a modern classic in the horror genre.
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Sep 27, 2023
1 hr 36 min

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This week the Boys talk about alternate uses of superglue, Oppenheimer making a bomb in more than one way and Paul tries to get Dan to touch his........................ ear.
Green Room" is a 2015 thriller film directed by Jeremy Saulnier, known for its intense and relentless portrayal of a punk rock band's harrowing encounter with a group of neo-Nazi skinheads. The film follows the band, The Ain't Rights, as they reluctantly accept a gig at a remote, rural venue. After witnessing a murder backstage, they find themselves trapped in the 'Green Room', with the violent and ruthless skinheads led by Darcy Banker, played by Patrick Stewart, determined to eliminate all witnesses.
What sets "Green Room" apart is its unflinching and visceral portrayal of violence and survival. The tension builds steadily throughout the film, as the band members desperately try to find a way out while facing the relentless aggression of their captors. The movie's gritty and claustrophobic atmosphere, combined with strong performances, particularly from the late Anton Yelchin and Imogen Poots, creates an unsettling and suspenseful experience. "Green Room" is a harrowing exploration of the horrors of extremism and the lengths people will go to when pushed to their limits, making it a standout entry in the horror-thriller genre.
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Sep 11, 2023
1 hr 42 min

This week the Boys discuss dead animals, trauma, and Paul's extra-curricular activities.
Released in 1981, "The Howling" is a quintessential horror film directed by Joe Dante. Based on the novel of the same name by Gary Brandner, the movie is a landmark entry in the werewolf subgenre of horror. The story follows television news anchor Karen White, played by Dee Wallace, who becomes the target of a serial killer. To recover from the trauma, Karen and her husband retreat to a remote resort known as "The Colony." Unbeknownst to them, the inhabitants of this secluded place are lycanthropes – werewolves – and their seemingly idyllic community conceals a terrifying secret. "The Howling" is celebrated for its effective blend of suspense, gore, and transformation sequences, becoming a cornerstone in the werewolf horror canon.
The film's groundbreaking special effects, led by Rob Bottin, marked a significant advancement in practical creature design at the time. The vivid and horrifying werewolf transformations are particularly memorable, showcasing the level of dedication and creativity that went into the film's production. Beyond its technical achievements, "The Howling" is also praised for its social subtext, as it can be interpreted as a commentary on primal instincts and the battle between civilization and our more animalistic nature. As Karen delves deeper into The Colony's sinister secrets, the movie explores themes of identity and duality, adding depth to its horror elements. With its chilling atmosphere, remarkable practical effects, and thought-provoking themes, "The Howling" remains a cherished classic that has left an indelible mark on the horror genre.
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Aug 28, 2023
1 hr 3 min
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