This song is an excerpt from A Talk in the Attic Ep. 242. This parody was written and performed by Kirk Ross using Neil Young's "From Hank to Hendrix" as the source of inspiration. From Fontes to PatriciaI stayed rootin’ for youI was this close to giving upCouldn’t bring myself toSo many new coachesIt was an endless hellSo hard to believe in themUntil Dan Campbell Finally got it togetherMCDC’s bona fideHe’s built a culture hereThrow SOL asideScott Mitchell to Matt StaffordSure, they both made me smileBut now we’re heading to a title gameSan Francisco-styleI found myself thinkingWhy it’d felt so offTurns out, we needed moreEnter Jared GoffFinally got a QBOne who takes care of the ballCalm as a cucumberPlus he’s pretty tallSometimes it’s MontgomeryOther times it’s JahmyrSun God, LaPorta or LeafWith no tacklers nearDefense getting betterFinally hitting their strideIffy, Duce, Branch and CamHutch & Mac insideThis roster’s so much betterYounger, faster, and tough as nailsPlus they’re gritty as f**kAnd GRIT, it never failsSupport the show

*WATCH ON YOUTUBE* ... Kirk dives into his favorite sports team: the Detroit Lions, who are about to take on the San Francisco 49ers in their first NFC Championship game in 32 years. An organization marred by a lack of continuity and buried in futility, these Brand New Lions have everyone talking...and in this case, they've even got Kirk singing (a Lions-themed Neil Young parody). ATITA LinksSupport the show

in this introspective installment, kirk dives into his psyche to unpack his internal tumult. no script; no agenda; just his raw thoughts. theme song by joe jenneman, background track by manabu (kirk), finishing song "fail" by rainbow kitten surprise.*watch on youtube*links: 1. attic2. joe jenneman3. manabu (kirk's music project)4. rainbow kitten surpriseSupport the show

*WATCH ON YOUTUBE* ... Kirk is joined by three Grand Rapids musicians to discuss their upcoming show Winter Heat, set to go down at The Pyramid Scheme on Thursday, December 21st. If you're into hip-hop, rap, R&B, or just into supporting independent musicians, swing through and show some love. Tap into this musical installment that dives into influences, artistic growth, and the challenges that come with putting yourself out there. Stick around to the end for some freestyle bars in the Attic. Additional music includes The Neptunes, KAYTRANADA, Erykah Badu, Marc Rebillet, Kendrick Lamar, Slum Village, and Tobe Ngigwe feat. Fats. ***TICKETS FOR WINTER HEAT (12/21/23 @ PYRAMID SCHEME)***LINKS:1. The SEVENth2. Jade3. Sonny Ski4. Attic LinksSupport the show

**WATCH ON YOUTUBE** ... In 2020, we set out to create the world's first Thanksgiving song. Three years later, it's finally taking off. Today's holiday episode features (12) original takes on the Turkey Day classic 'Tryptophan'.Featured Artists (in order of appearance): 1. C.L.R. 2. Young Zippa 3. Billy Flats 4. E.S.P.O. 5. Joe Jenneman 6. Christoper Tallon 7. The Gobble Guys 8. Mom Malone 9. Tawni the Tantalizer 10. Adam Ortiz 11. Kids Like Us 12. ManabuSupport the show

**watch on youtube** ... here's the thing: witches and mummies and creaky doors are no longer scary, but you now what is? the d.m.v., the i.r.s., and food poisoning. check out genesee county's most terrifying attraction. happy halloween, and thanks for checking it out!attic linksSupport the show

Kirk's live interview with Donald Trump from Trump National Golf Course in Bedminster, NJ. Parody / satire... all in good fun. **WATCH ON YOUTUBE**Support the show

*Watch on YouTube* ... Eccentric tech CEO Braxton Felch knows how important high-fives are to lonely guys. That's why his company created DuckCount, the most technologically advanced social media platform ever released. Its cutting-edge I.J.K. technology utilizes proprietary algorithms so complex that they require quantum computing to execute. Download it today! ATTIC LINKSSupport the show

**watch on youtube** ... in honor of his birthday-sharing brother and late grandmother, kirk looks back on september 20th in the years 1926 and 1976 with the help of archival news broadcasts. attic linksSupport the show

*WATCH ON YOUTUBE* ... Connor Musarra is an LA-based hip-hop artist & producer who once dropped a new song every day for an entire year. That's 365 songs in 365 days! Learn from Connor himself on the value of such a massive undertaking and the fearlessness that it helped him harness. You might recognize Connor as the guy who famously duped Elon Musk by verifying his Tesla parody account, or maybe you've seen him on TikTok. But make no mistake: Connor Musarra is a musician. And soon, the world will know him as just that. Episode Music Guide (ordered by timecode):3:08: Mercury (excerpt)4:59: Steal This Idea #95 - as attempted by Kirk (excerpt)15:01: Algorithm Freestyle (excerpt)48:10: Elon Musk Can Go F* Himself (excerpt)55:22: Algorithm Freestyle (entire song)CONNOR MUSARRA LINKS1. Apple Music2. Spotify3. TikTok4. Instagram**ATTIC LINKS**Support the show