Want to reflect on some lesser-spotted current events? Document the flora and fauna of social media? Observe migratory patterns of language use? Then join us - two upstanding Englishmen - for a countryside stroll! Each stroll, we bring up news, topical and entertainment items that have caught our eye, and see where the conversational path ends up. We have a particular penchant for social issues, technology and history. We invite you to wander - and wonder - with us! Disclaimers: Strolling is symbolic. Discussion will often be tangential. We will veer from the larger headline-grabbing stories of the day. We aim to provoke a laugh as well as a thought - but guarantee neither.