We discuss doctors, the other white stuff and Monkey Heist ™. Articles: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/amp/world-asia-india-52719110 https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/amp/business-52732755 https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2020/05/21/man-who-filmed-ahmaud-arberys-death-arrested-murder-charges-georgia-authorities-say/%3FoutputType%3Damp https://news.sky.com/story/coronavirus-monkeys-escape-with-covid-19-samples-after-attacking-lab-assistant-11996752 Thanks Music made by Dea Ceres https://instagram.com/dea_ceres?igshid=dtvxytd1k1as --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/apscast/message

In this episode, the gang delves into whether or not sex dolls should call for a yellow card in football, whether or not a wedding ring counts as good fertilizer and the new working from home dynamic that parents face. Articles: Sex Dolls Love Football https://www.nytimes.com/2020/05/18/world/asia/south-korea-sex-dolls-soccer.html Wedding Ring found 80 years later https://www.dw.com/en/germany-accidentally-flushed-wedding-ring-found-80-years-later/a-53442777 Should childless parents take on the slack? https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/m7jjgy/should-i-expect-my-childless-colleagues-to-work-more-during-the-pandemic Thanks Music made by Dea Ceres https://instagram.com/dea_ceres?igshid=dtvxytd1k1as --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/apscast/message

In this episode we look into a killer water buffalo, the systemic racism in the case of a black jogger in Georgia, USA, and how adultery in the lockdown works and in one case, spectacularly doesn’t. Articles: “Water Buffalo kills in Wales” : https://news.sky.com/story/man-dies-and-two-others-injured-after-being-attacked-by-water-buffalo-in-wales-11983680 “Black Jogger killed by Father & Son in Georgia” : https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-52585505 https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-52623151 - updated as of May 16th Professor Adultery https://apple.news/AJaYgvkwBS3mYIroYYoIAlA Thanks Music made by Dea Ceres https://instagram.com/dea_ceres?igshid=dtvxytd1k1as --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/apscast/message

In episode 3, we learn just how far you can push a 5-year-old before he takes matters into his own hands, how the NHS plans to 1984 us all, and Elon Musk launches a new product. Articles: 5-year-old boy gets pulled over: https://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=12&ved=2ahUKEwja_oCR4JzpAhU7RhUIHUM-CQ4QFjALegQIBxAB&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.dailymail.co.uk%2Fnews%2Farticle-8287683%2FFIVE-year-old-boy-driving-parents-car-pulled-freeway.html&usg=AOvVaw3AFkHCGgKvbbpBQDx7U3EQ In England, NHS tracks you: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-52540068 Yeah, she's great with names: https://www.eonline.com/uk/news/1148306/elon-musk-shares-first-photos-of-his-son-find-out-his-unique-name Articles: 5-year-old boy gets pulled over: https://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=12&ved=2ahUKEwja_oCR4JzpAhU7RhUIHUM-CQ4QFjALegQIBxAB&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.dailymail.co.uk%2Fnews%2Farticle-8287683%2FFIVE-year-old-boy-driving-parents-car-pulled-freeway.html&usg=AOvVaw3AFkHCGgKvbbpBQDx7U3EQ In England, NHS tracks you: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-52540068 "Yeah, she's great with names": https://www.eonline.com/uk/news/1148306/elon-musk-shares-first-photos-of-his-son-find-out-his-unique-name --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/apscast/message

In episode 2, we learn that teachers are only as human as the rest of us. We dive into a new part of the sexuality spectrum (for us). And the fractured but whole IRL. Articles: Teachers watch porn too: https://www.unilad.co.uk/news/florida-professor-fired-after-students-notice-college-porn-bookmark-in-zoom-screen-share/ Dating as a demisexual https://swipelife.tinder.com/post/demisexual Queen’s May Rips Ass: https://ultimateclassicrock.com/brian-may-injury/ Thanks Music made by Dea Ceres https://instagram.com/dea_ceres?igshid=dtvxytd1k1as --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/apscast/message

Season one kicks off with a Tinder nightmare, the dangers of driving whilst bored and Elon Musk’s tweets. Articles: Sperm Rash: Motorway Masturbation: https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.standard.co.uk/news/crime/motorist-masturbating-m6-motorway-police-a4428796.html%3famp Elon Musk: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/amp/business-52504187 Thanks Music made by Dea Ceres https://instagram.com/dea_ceres?igshid=dtvxytd1k1as --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/apscast/message