What was Star Wars bad at, and why are parents bad at watching movies, what mead is, and who survives the coming nuclear apocalypse?  This week on ALN!

How do you know if you're a ghost? Do ghosts have safe-words? What CAN'T you do on a holodeck, really?  Just some of the critically important questions asked and answered this week on ALN!

This week we learn what Joe does for a living, and propose some cyberpunk eyewear.  Sean gives a rave review to a show eight years too late, and we tackle the import questions regarding Star Trek TNG.

Mike's out sick this week, so Joe and Sean have a fundraiser for him.  During it Joe learns about Pippi Longstocking, and both boys talk about The Book of Boba Fett.

What kind of person is the most bat-like? Do fanboats actually have captains?  Speaking of captains, STAR TREK!  More holodeck fucking!

We talk about the two types of zombies: the magic kind and the science kind. And for some reason, Ian Ziering is heavily featured in a lengthy, bee-centric discussion. Finally, more video games should make you feel like a badass.

Space is all fun and games till you realize what you’re drinking and eating. Equally disappointing, Mike learns that beloved shows from his youth were flagrant cash grabs. And finally, we talk about gaming’s biggest developers and the arc of either overreach or redemption commonly seen in the industry.

We’re asking the important questions again! Like “What is Numbers?”, “What kind of incest is better?”, “Is taking over the world too much admin?”, and  “Do you remember tapes?”

Joe witnesses something scandalous, which leads discussion into familiar territory, such as the pros and cons of being the front end of a human centipede. Also, why is smoking still bad for you? We can make self-driving cars but we can’t figure out a healthy cigarette? Nonsense.

Bigfoot is REAL... apparently.  Who says so? A SCIENTIST.  Also minor Dune spoilers like:  Paul Atreides does NOT have sex with his own mother, despite Sean's desires.  "What are you doing step-kwisatz haderach?"