Well everyone, here we have done it. We are taking on Marvel and the Metaverse and are introducing our own IndieVerse sort of situation with our movie today. This is a movie about a movie getting into a film fest with a podcast in the movie on a podcast about movies that are typically featured in film fests…Now that we’ve wasted your time with that, we bring you, Fim Fest…a movie that, based on one review, caused a man to leave his family and his life behind for a new one. In this episode, that features Todd’s most aggressive “Zen Moment”, Ryan reinforces his love for doomed 90’s TV shows, Todd wants to hire an artist to paint him, we discuss the lost fashion art of the Shortsuit, Clarice may be the daughter of Napolean Dynamite, we ask where the term “bitch slap” went? and we agree…A movie about 2 people trapped in a website would be rad. And so would Dreadmill. We also ask for a donation in this episode (for Todd’s trauma) and how about that; we have received our first donation! Thank you so much to you for supporting us crazy kids! And the only request was that we send a photo of Todd recreating the cover of Swimming Pool. We’re on it and aim to please. [email protected] #waitwait #arewerolling #montedoroforever #thelunchroom #suckitmarvel #dreadmill #evokethings #shortsuit #sliders

Well everyone, here we have done it. We are taking on Marvel and the Metaverse and are introducing our own IndieVerse sort of situation with our movie today. This is a movie about a movie getting into a film fest with a podcast in the movie on a podcast about movies that are typically featured in film fests…Now that we’ve wasted your time with that, we bring you, Fim Fest…a movie that, based on one review, caused a man to leave his family and his life behind for a new one. In this episode, that features Todd’s most aggressive “Zen Moment”, Ryan reinforces his love for doomed 90’s TV shows, Todd wants to hire an artist to paint him, we discuss the lost fashion art of the Shortsuit, Clarice may be the daughter of Napolean Dynamite, we ask where the term “bitch slap” went? and we agree…A movie about 2 people trapped in a website would be rad. And so would Dreadmill. We also ask for a donation in this episode (for Todd’s trauma) and how about that; we have received our first donation! Thank you so much to you for supporting us crazy kids! And the only request was that we send a photo of Todd recreating the cover of Swimming Pool. We’re on it and aim to please. [email protected] #waitwait #arewerolling #montedoroforever #thelunchroom #suckitmarvel #dreadmill #evokethings #shortsuit #sliders

Hello Indie movie friends. Here’s hoping you are ready for a laugh after the hellish joyride that is a Lindemann show. We go from throwing fish in Moscow to “on the lam” in the Midwest? Canada? Well, Jennifer Tilly is involved and we are happy! Our movie is The Wrong Guy, and Mr. Dave Foley if you ever hear this, we want you to be very proud of this movie. Heck, it even cheered up a guy in a Hyperbaric chamber! In this episode, which may be our most nostalgic and emotional yet, Todd spits fire at Rogan again, we need Clarice to help us with a Cryer conundrum, Ryan drops a dusty old Kathy Ireland reference, we discuss the most fugitive movie, a stranger bellows from the corner (we haven’t figured it out yet) we make up a sweet verb and we get an alluring look into Todd’s improvisational mind. It’s alright, his PTSD from last episode is unfolding. Please, hold him. Or send an email hug. We thank you so much for listening and please watch the Lopez sketch from Kids in the Hall; your day will brighten. [email protected] #waitwait #arewerolling #montedoroforever #thelunchroom #onecopy #kidsinthehall #notacreep #notmegtilly #hestoning #pospocgate #nobullettheory

Hello movie and (hopefully) music fans! On the day after Halloween, we re giving you what might be the most shocking “film” we have done yet. We endeavor to keep things interesting for you, dear listener, and today we are talking about a concert film! Ryan is using this platform for a personal share, and we are talking about an experience that gave Todd, “heart palpitations.” Friends, this is the film that could break us. And you. We do say it in the show, but yes, this concert film is very graphic and disturbing. And sexy? In this episode, we realize that Todd doesn’t listen to the show, we find our groove in sweet transitions, think about what drives a Pornographic Herman Munster, discuss the best places for your vitamins, lunch choices are dissected, and Ryan reveals that his security blanket is full of nightmares. We sure do love and cherish you listeners. To quote Todd about this movie: “There’s zero chance of me watching this again.” If you do watch it and need help, Todd can help you breathe after seeing this concert [email protected] #waitwait #arewerolling #montedoroforever #thelunchroom #flaccidsalad #manfatuated #nomoreimpressions #rammstein #hypocrisy #painband

Hello movie friends. Yes, so soon. We’re working hard and trying to get you as much of us as you need. In this episode we go back to basics and we just purely celebrate independent film…. And Oliva Munn. Is she in Too Tall? Nope. Emetophobic people should stay away from this film, but tall people, as well as people of other heights will also enjoy this wonderful indie that asks, “Is there anything wrong with a one-legged albino grandmother?” Todd “gets hard” (book reference) and goes on his first blind date and earns his next official title of CAPTAIN INDEPENDENT, on an episode where we also discuss the best and worst “dance faces”, various movie niches (really saying the word niche way too much), why Michelob Ultra may be the devil’s brew, Ryan celebrates another movie with a JCVD connection (WWJCVDD) and really the major takeaway from today’s episode is, watch Bikini Girls on Ice everyone. Thank you so much for listening and for deciding to wear pants today. Email us and tell us the next movie we should do. We’ll probably listen; we are easily influenced [email protected] #waitwait #arewerolling #montedoroforever #thelunchroom #feetniche #fishdogs #albinograndma #jcvd #wwjcvdd #todieishard #creepydanceface

Hello movie friends! We sure do have something special here for you. Special like finding a face up penny on the ground…attached to a case of money. This is a show about movies and boy do we talk about movies. Thankfully we do get around to talking about One Small Hitch, a rare rom com, suggested by Ryan. Only because he has an immense ego it is a movie, he had a small, little something to do with and we’ve got a few “insider baseball” stories to share about the making of this movie. So get yourself a push-up circle going and get ready as we discuss a movie that was written by the writer of Children of the Corn III: Urban Harvest. We are not f**ing around on this show. We also talk about what heats up Todd’s pants, beloved classic Chicago actors, ask – what if Frank Lloyd Webber designed houses, Ryan is also a creep, and we ask whether you can hatch a podcast? Does it have to be launched? Thank you John Burgess, the Blackstone hotel for the memories and the movies and thank you for listening to our show and being our friends. Please email us and tell us the show is too long [email protected] #waitwait #arewerolling #montedoroforever #thelunchroom #theblackstonehotel #rondean #thefugutive #sassynurse #hatchlaunch

Independent (and attached) movie friends, we are here with another episode that asks something of you. It asks, “how’s your math?” Our math is collectively at 50% as a show so we’re doing alright. Thank you so much for listening to our show and please do let us know how we are doing, here on magic number 35! Is 35 a magic number? Who knows. In this episode, which is the movie most like “His Girl Friday” we’ve done so far, according to Ryan, we lovingly discover our “safe word”, we discuss which era of Baldwin is the best/worst era of Baldwin, we get into some deep Mamet, Ryan throws out a Zach Braff reference that is unrequited, we comment very succinctly on what it must be like to make a movie, ask what is a farce? And discuss how “Touched by an Angel” probably wouldn’t fly as a show title now. And yes, we know it was Todd Field, not Phillip Seymour Hoffman who delivered the “…space station” line in Twister. Our bad. Email us. Really, just because [email protected] #waitwait #arewerolling #montedoroforever #thelunchroom #deepmamet #coffeeandberets #broads

Welcome friends. Welcome back to the 80’s; but the dark 80’s. We’ll not be trifling with the adorable Hughes-ian musings of your Duckie’s or your Long Duck Dong’s. Here we give you gems like: “Stick your head up your ass if you want quiet time.” With this episode, we are bringing so much to bear! We are going back-to-back Keanu. We are showing Keanu and Hopper before Speed. And we’re both really confused about Back to the Future. Embarrassingly. Also ahead in this listen, Todd is rendered speechless again, we discuss 80’s staples like big sweaters, obsession with jockstraps and 80’s name-calling (maybe the best era of name-calling?), we have a Zen moment early, Ryan won’t stop talking like Crispin Glover, we confuse EDM and ASMR and we can only wish the actor from this and Teen Witch gets the proper honor he deserves for being an acting genius. Joshua John Miller, we didn’t deserve you. Thank you so much for listening and please reach out to us with your favorite show on the Aboriginal Peoples Television Network. [email protected] #waitwait #arewerolling #montedoroforever #thelunchroom #nomoreimpressions #mrsveal #allthekeanu #vinnocence

Hello friends and welcome to a movie that made us wonder so many things. Chief amongst them…What if all movies are the Matrix? Or…What if this is a Fast and Furious origin story? Jason Momoa is certainly channeling some Dante Reyes vibes in this movie that Todd says, “They would love this in Europe.” In this episode (brought to you by questionable parenting) Ryan takes down St. Patrick’s Day, we reminisce about Chuck Norris’ Wrangler jeans ads, we admit to maybe having the last Netflix DVD in circulation, we ponder the best music to get your limbs sawed off to, Todd shares a lascivious drug story, we wonder what sort of experience an LSD massage parlor would provide and the entire podcast is really just an homage to the movie Cliffhanger. And yes, what if the lead character was kidnapped by camels? What if? Thank you so much for listening, thank you Clarice and please connect with us via email, Facebook or hell, consider stalking us. #waitwait #arewerolling #montedoroforever #thelunchroom #nomoreimpressions #dirtyclean #beefcakeland #eroticallydisabled #noodledemonlady #sirbenkingsley

Hello indie movie friends. On this fine Independence Day, we welcome you to NOT episode 28 and urge you to, rather than eat the traditional holiday fare, consider Eating…Raoul? See what we did there? In a movie Todd describes as “funny with a Capital C” we dive into the beautiful grime of the 80’s and bring you what may be our dirtiest podcast yet. In this episode, we ask whether the original Death Race 2000 is a comedy, whether Mary is a vampire, Todd marvels at the character of Diane “She Bitch” Slutface, we remember that the Jerky Boys made a movie (rest in peace Alan Arkin…we know you are a legend and made totally amazing movies), Ryan gives way too much credit to Amazon and our potential Overlord Bezos, and we realize how hard it was to do murder in the 80’s…Especially if you’re working through the mail. Thank you for listening to our show and please engage with us over email or Facebook. And yes, we know the first 911 call was made in 1968…Now. #waitwait #arewerolling #montedoroforever #thelunchroom #80sladies #nomoreimpressions #cannibalsexmovie #fourasterisks #tengrandgrin #doristhedominatrix #allthecreeps #publicenemy