M drinks coffee and recaps The Bachelorette Season 15 episode 5, as Hannah Brown goes on a group date in which the men wear Scottish kilts, he goes on a 1:1 date with potential-Bachelor Mike and with America's douche canoe, Luke P.  In this podcast M discusses: - Why Luke S. left the Bachelorette - Hannah being the best Bachelorette for her strong personality and amazing make-out sessions - How I would sign up for the Bachelor (starring Mike J) if it weren't for my dog - Being there for the "right reasons" - Potential Bachelor in Paradise contestants  - John Paul Jones' elimination  -  Hannah is in love with the Luke that she has created him {in her mind} to be - Luke's Tequila business - To Be Continued Ending - Live-tweeting M recaps the Bachelorette using her wine-infused live-tweets as guides to what happened on the latest episode. She shares her deep love for Mike and still contemplates whether or not to fill out the application. No one gets eliminated in this episode. Follow M on Twiiter (@AListMillennial) to see live-tweets during the Bachelorette (and soon Bachelor in Paradise) and tweet her your thoughts during the episode, she might give you a rose and make you a co-host for episode 3. 

Hello There! My name is Miss Millennial and today I am breaking down the Bachelorette contestant, literally. We talk about the ones I would marry, dive deep into Grant's career choices and all-things Hannah B's, maybe, future husband!  {PARENTAL DISCRETION IS ADVICED} This podcast contains mature language.