After a slight hiatus for various reasons, AHP is back with Feature Contestant Jess and some other guy that the host can't remember. He might be named Scott. That's probably not correct. Anyway, Jess and the clown spend this episode pitching powerful DJs, clock museums, and something to do with junkyards, among other things. There's a whole geopolitical thing to it. It's funnier than it sounds. Maybe.

TV Shows Designed For This Episode

Jess (@legkicktko): Wrapped/Rapped Up, Party Moms

Scott or something? (@jtabrys): Last Chances, Cheap Skates

And both take out the trash with their pitches for JUNKYARD PIMPS

Host: Jim (@apparentlysmart)