This week is a very pasty heavy episode, as Jess is joined by her #fettucineverse partner in crime John along with returning contestant Seth and newcomer Captain Log, which might be a nickname (not sure).

This fantastic quartet talks bacon, basketball, brutal traps, and the 28-Skidoo, which is probably not to be confused with the 23-skidoo. We didn't catch on at the time, which is awkward given the phrase's eytmology. Heiroglyphics are written across the universe, random goons are dispatched, and please be aware of all the pallets of swordfish heads you might encounter. 

TV Shows Designed In This Episode:

Jess(@legkicktko): Big Problems, The Final Quarter

John(@johnjohnphenom): The Fuelmen, Ham Hawks

Seth(@theleakymind): All In Knots, Children Of Divorce

Log(@oldcaptainlog): Skippers, Party Fowl

And all four do their best to make something out of nothing and finish with JAZZ HANDS~

Host: Jim (@apparentlysmart)

Alternate Titles For This Episode: My Hashtag Brand, That Goes Without Saying, A Cup Of Pure, A Legitimate Pitch, Better Than His Face, He Exists Too Much, Brash & Sassy Style, That's The Costume Part, A Double Trick, Various This & Thats, Embodiment Of Aggression, Exaggerated Waggling, Papa's Pancreas Hurts, Trash Is Trash Friends, I Like To Be Happy