Oh god, veteran contestant Mike returns from his hiatus and is forced to out-do the vintage stylings of Jess and Scottye as they take us on wacky races across highways and mountain ranges all the way to Transylvania or something thereabouts. So strap into your Blow Bang Car because it's going to be a bumpy ride, especially if Jeff Rent-A-Center is driving on this week's episode of A Horrible Premise. Nothing I put in this description does this episode justice.

TV Shows Designed In This Episode:

Jess (@legkicktko): Zebulon's Peak, War And Sand
Scottye (@scottyemo): Outnumbered, Peanut Butter And The Death Of Innocence
Mike G (@detectorsarcasm): Detective Sarcasm, Mixed Martian Arts

And all three contestants try to satiate the will of Tank Abbott with their take on THREE COUNT

Host: Jim (@apparentlysmart)

...but seriously, what is the snail's name?