Breakups are never easy but Faith and I here to help you get the f*ck over it - OR maybe we are here to make it worse, who knows!?!?! Either way, I guarantee you’ll have some laughs! So, whenever we talk about break ups - it is very common we try to make the other person the reason why I did not work out. We do this because we hate admitting our own faults. However, it is 2020 – and we should all be grown enough to admit that we can be wrong/toxic at times. So, let’s talk! Let’s acknowledge your toxic traits – just how Faith and I did on this episode. After realizing you’re not as perfect as you may think you’re (and that is fine, who wants perfect anyways?!). Let’s try to overcome that toxic sh*t! Doing this will help you be a better partner because you will grow as an individual. If you have any topics you want me to talk about or stories you want to share. Send them to me! I would love to read them. Email – [email protected] Instagram - @agirlandherweeniepodcast Remember – no little b*tch mentality or mind games anymore! Love you raw, - Alexx

Disclaimer - This episode has absolutely nothing to do with any past King Georges! We love you all! lol In today’s episode you will probably ask yourself “What in the actual f*ck goes on in Alexx’s mind?”. I am here to tell you that – I ask myself this question every day.  I still do not know the answer. Today -  Faith & I will attempt to give our BEST advice to questions that were asked to us and  also rate the “craziest sex places” y’all sent in as well. I do have to say - some of you – your idea of “crazy” is pretty basic. No offense but I f*cking had to say it!! However, there is some of you out there that set the standard high, like f*cking high! I am proud of you f*ckers!!! Y’all are my children now. I will start working on the adoption papers ASAP. So, if y’all have any questions/topics you would want me to talk about – send those in. Or if you think you can top the “craziest sex places” – send that in as well. I can’t wait!!! Email – [email protected] Insta - @AGirlAndHerWeeniePodcast Love you raw, - Your New Daddy

2020 - before you leave us - make sure to bend over that counter real nice and slow because you will be receiving the last f*ck this year!! Today I get a little more serious than usual. Y’all have really  not seen this side of me but I am excited to share it. I hope after listening to this episode you feel motivated and focused to 1. Shave your p*syy 2. DEVOUR your goals 3. Admit you are full of sh*t and do something about it. Grab a cold drink and enjoy! Make sure to send me your goals via email at [email protected] DM them to me – my insta is @agirlandherweeniepodcast. Love you raw, - My outfit & shaved p*ssy

A B*TCH HAS BEEN EXPOSED! In today’s episode I have a very special guest, Grammy award winner, CeeLo Green!!! Just kidding it’s my friend Chris and he is no Grammy winner, but he has won some AVN awards. As y’all saw - Chris ends up exposing a dirty secret of mine on this episode – so make sure to listen. Besides exposing me, Chris answers some of the questions y’all sent in. Excuse the excessive drinking and the bad editing – Actually you know what? It is what it motherf*cking is! In all honesty, “We hope you enjoy listening to this episode half as much as we enjoyed recording it for you…. because we had a ball!” P.S. - Ladies, remember what Chris said, “no glove – no love” Unless you’re fucking him then “no glove – he's just gonna pull out, f*ck it” Like always, let me know what you think of the episode, send in your feedback, your stories, topics you want me to talk about next. My email is – [email protected] & follow us on our insta page @agirlandherweeniepodcast Love you raw, - “A Classy h*e” <3

Today’s topic is cheating! Believe it or not - cheating is something we all have in common. We have ALL been cheated on at some point in our lives and if you think you haven’t…oh honey! You just didn’t find out, but I am here to make it all better now. So today, your favorite host is giving it to you raw with the help of our guest, Faith. We are going to share our stories and the stories people wrote in. Today you will learn all about the 4 C’s (a little algorithm that I made up, but it works 92.7% of the time). If he is Calm, Cool and Collected ….. He is Cheating. RUN B*TCH! Don’t make the same mistake I did. The only cheating we recommend is on your exams, not cheating on a partner. However, if you do cheat on your significant other  - please follow step 2. Step 2 – send in your stories to us. P.S. – If you have any stories you would like to share or request a certain topic – Send me an email at [email protected] Love you raw – you filthy f*cking cheaters, - Alexx

Sorry Mom, I am back and this time by popular demand and with a very special alien voice guest. Today we play a fun game of “answer the sexual question or take a shot”.  Get to know your host in ways you may not want to but you’re here already, so f*ck it! Get your drinks ready and let’s just vibe together. Remember no judging, that is not what we do here in AGAHW! Also, I promise I will work on my editing and audio skills, but I am new to this – so as a masked luchador once said, “hey take it easy!”. Oh, by the way – PETA, don’t come at your girl but only one p*ssy could survive. (This will all make sense once you listen to the episode) P.S – I am editing this podcast while my parents blast church music. If that is any indication of where I am going in the afterlife – then see you f*ckers there. Love you raw, - Alexx

Welcome to A Girl & Her Weenie with Alexx DLG! I am just trying to get through life, with a glass of whiskey in one hand and a dog leash on another. My life has thrown some crazy surprises at me and now I want to share them with you. So cheers! Let's laugh at my pain, celebrate my accomplishments (Like passing my classes to be a future OT & doing anal without crying) and help my heart heal after all my heartbreaks. Take a break from your reality and visit mine ; you'll feel better about your life in no time! I talk about anything and everything. I will interview guests and friends to share their stories  as well. Get to know me in ways no one has before! I have no filter and I live unapologetically and I hope after you listen to me, you do too! So , try not to catch covid and enjoy my fucking podcast. Love you raw, - Alexx DLG