John Derby and Travis Spencer discuss the terrifying wonders of nature called Icy Fingers of Death aka Antarctic Brinicles.  Then, at 14:31, they talk news stories including, counterfeit Vax cards, Jay Cutler, the drying Colorado river, Casa Bonita's new owners, and the Washington Monument gets struck by lightning! At 38:56, Jesse McIntosh want to join the almighty Jiminy's Snitches.  At 40:30, your Facebook World News Update and Flooded Tucson RMX.  At 42:50, Deb Loftis remembers her dear friend Kendall.  Finally, at 52:40, Steve Southwick returns to tell of a fake parade on St. Patty's Day! #AntarcticBrinicles  

John Derby and Travis Spencer discuss the amazing reincarnation story of Dorothy Eady aka Omm Sety.  Then, at 17:56, they discuss news stories including Post Malone's cosmetic procedures, strapped at Disneyworld, explosive diarrhea at NBC, the man with 94 kids and 39 wives, and 5 (dumb) Pop Culture Questions... At 48:39, Jesse McIntosh drops in to ponder on Accidental Babies. At 50:31, your Facebook World News Update and Jeff Bezos RMX.  At 53:49, Deb Loftis stops by to tell a heart warming story of her time at See's Candy! Finally, at 1:02:09, the Jerby Boys are back with another prank call! #OmmSety 

John Derby and Travis Spencer the mind bending concept of a Dyson Sphere! At 18:13 they cover weird news including suicide by molten steel, a Scandinavian sperm shortage, an update on the "Treasure in the Rockies", hologram communication and of course the Capri Sun World Record Challenge. At 51:14, Jesse McIntosh stops by to explain how sh*t works! At 52:46 your Facebook World News Update.  At 56:18, Deb Loftis goes back in time via her Totoro Notebook to sum up the past year.  Finally, at 1:04:36, a tale as old as time involving a shammy! #Hesi 

John Derby and Travis Spencer discuss the tribulations of one man's very bad week. At 19:05, they discuss news stories including the dirtiest man alive, a new study on copulation with robots, man with pet hippo killed by his pet hippo, the first sounds from Mars and of course... a new pigment of blue.  At 50:16, Jesse McIntosh has questions about "adult" vitamins. At 51:43, your Facebook World News Update and 86 Charles Martini Remix.  At 57:10, Deb Loftis is counting the positives of the pandemic.  At 1:07:44, Wolf returns to explain a very messy situation!  #WorstYearEver

John Derby and Travis Spencer discuss the incredible warty comb jellyfish with a transient anus!  Then at 11:48, they talk incredible news stories including the British teen who has named 600,000+ Chinese babies, the fact that human made materials outweigh all of the "natural" material on earth, a wind turbine revolution in saving birds, gorillas in San Diego with Coronavirus and of course... Hoff sells K.I.T.T.!  At 42:52, Jesse McIntosh contemplates John's words... "there are no asshole babies" At 45:08, your Facebook World News Update and TB12 G.O.A.T. Remix! At 47:50, Deb Loftis lays out her three year plan.  And finally, at 1:19:20, John has to can an employee for trying to kill one of the cast members from The Office! #ThreeYearPlan

John Derby and Travis Spencer discuss the concept of survivor bias  and how to relate it to life beyond 2020.  At 16:24, they discuss trending topics including: glass brain, wolf robots, LSD for Alzheimer's, sex dolls and KFC's twitter account. At 47:06, Jesse McIntosh um um um um um um um... At 48:28, Your Facebook World News Update and 2020 Derby loves Real Dolls Remix! At 50:50, Deb Loftis encourages us all to do good like Camilla.  Finally, at 1:01:30 Jerky John returns to recount a tale of a "hilarious" prank phone call... #End2020

John Derby and Travis Spencer discuss the Pentagon release of the monitoring of unidentified flying objects... aka ALIENS ARE HERE!!! At 14:00, they discuss the news including Elon Musk's run in with Egypt, colon perusing water beetles, a drug smuggling cat, fast food drive through rankings and suicide preventing nasal spray.  At 43:03, Jesse McIntosh returns to proves he knows nothing about real heat.  At 44:36, your Facebook World News Update and Trump X Newsom REMIX! At 48:30, Deb Loftis shows her genius in mourning life.  Finally, at 52:55, John Jerky returns to tell us about a prank phone call he did not record. #FireInTheSky

John Derby and Travis Spencer discuss John's return to Tucson, home of the world famous 520 area code! Then, at 13:10, they discuss trending topics including murder hornets, arrests for no mask in Qatar, Ochocinco's huge tip..., sex dolls in the stands, and Hope Solo's dog.  At 42:22, your Facebook World News Update and California Unemployment Remix! At 47:11, Deb Loftis wants to talk about jacarandas but... Finally, at 54:36, John gets canned! #poopisland

John Derby and Travis Spencer wallow in the joy of the new reality of social distancing.  Then, at 17:57, they discuss news stories including calling 911 when you're out of toilet paper, skin yarn, pandemic monkey gang fights, a 7,000 year old well, and some old NFL news (DeAndre Hopkins to Cards)...  At, 35:59, Jesse McIntosh questions the idea that garbage men know their garbage.  At 38:25, your Facebook World News Update and TruMp + p4nD3m1c RmX.  At 41:58, Deb Loftis drops some knowledge for the kids to think about during these crazy times.  Finally, at 49:55, a must listen Shituation Room that could ease your fears of the toilet paper shortage.  #fleaskeeptheguardsaway  

John Derby and Travis Spencer discuss the fact that some people don't have an inner monologue... and John has one that is teetering on madness!  Then, at 17:30, they discuss Italy legalized growing marijuana, the real life Newman, toxoplasmosis, home conducted dog c-sections and of course... a tortoise that gets tons of play!  At 42:00, Jesse McIntosh pops in to let us know things he's glad we are running out of.  At 43:15, your Facebook World News Update and John's Inner Monologue: The Remix.  At 46:04, Deb Loftis, catches us up on her Survivor Fantasy League.  Finally, at 52:21, someone left a bag of the good stanky at Jane's  work and she needs to find it fast! #Survivor