5 O'clock Somewhere

We're back!!!

A day late and a dollar short on editing this, so please excuse the excitement around Mother’s Day weekend. Whoopsie! On this week's (aka three weeks ago) episode we circle back on some WHITE rum and it goes down realllll smooth. Stuck on It: the amount of utensils provided with takeout deliveries, Em on being A Maniacal Mary Poppins, and Matt on advertisers who are dialing in back because of Covid…IT”S ALL A PLOY Queued Up: Matt on the podcast “The Improvement Association” about Bladen Country in North Carolina, which he hasn’t even finished Panties in a Bunch: not having a dishwasher when everyone works from home during covid and there are a million dishes LFT: Everyone is looking forward to celebrating Mother’s Day and Matt is looking forward to visiting Ohio Next Week's Booze: TEQUILLLAAAA

On this week's episode we ease into some nice (well not that nice) bourbon on a Friday night. Stuck on It: How much the 2nd Covid vaccine kicked Matt’s ass, Em on going FULL TILT, and how people relay their phone number on calls. Queued Up: throwback episodes of RHONY (Nate just learned what that means) Panties in a Bunch: Matt on Demi Lovato’s froyo rampage LFT: the best days of the year come in spring (when Nate doesn’t sweat), going to an outdoor concert, and unfortunately Matt is only looking forward to seeing Nate for Sunday brunch Next Week's Booze: White Rum

On this week's episode we are drinking fruity summer spritzes in honor of Matty. Stuck on It: Binging The Crown (bc Matt couldn’t save it for Q’d up), how people have forgotten how to walk on the streets, and Tony Bourdain and his special place in our hearts Queued Up: Agatha Cristie’s ABC Murders and Ordeal of Innocence on Amazon Prime Panties in a Bunch: Em on social media slacktivism and her chronic headaches LFT: redoing kitchens, online cooking classes (not) and a dining with friends at a restaurant with a special Hawaiian themed menu Next Week's Booze: Bourbon is back baby!

On this week's episode we revisit (hello darkness) my old friend SCOTCH and ramble on and on and onnnn. Stuck on It: seeing Matty in person for his bday, moving the MLB All Star game from Georgia, and recruiting millennials for jobs Queued Up: Matt read a book about Natches (Nachos), Mississippi and Em riffs about a Ja Rule, I mean Nas, song and how it relates to Nachos Panties in a Bunch: Things that are locked up at Duane Reade and other pharmacies Next Week's Booze: A summery spritz of your choosing

Throwback to our fourth recording ever in June 2020. Buckle up for some bad sound and some bad jokes. Plus we were drankin' Rose. 

On this week's episode beer slaps harder than anticipated (especially when you have a Jameson back), and yet again Matt didn’t follow his own rules (but he’s the birthday boy so it’s fine).  Stuck on It: everyone is really fired up about Girl Scout Cookies and other childhood snacks  Queued Up: The Original X-Files (with lots of side tangent convo)  Panties in a Bunch: 1-800-JUNK is a scam that tests Matty’s patience Looking Forward to It: A Zoom magic show, Matty’s birth anniversary, and back-to-back weekend plans.  Next Week's Booze: Scotchy Scotch Scotch

On this week's episode red wine is the drink of choice, even though SOMEONE didn’t follow the rules. Stuck on It: seasonally inappropriate clothing, Em’s candle obsession, and ripping off online retailers Queued Up: Absentia on Amazon Prime (and some great side recommendations from Em) Panties in a Bunch: Getting old and your back giving out Looking Forward to It: Gittin your hair did, not moving apartments, and a shipment of the devil’s lettuce. Next Week's Booze: Beer!

On this week's episode vodka teaches us to always be careful when drinking clear liquor because like they always say, liquor before beer and you’re in the clear…wait, what? Booze: Vodka Stuck on It: When your life partner is behaving strangely, cricling back on the assless Johnny debate, and SCOOP there it is Queued Up: Matt watched every single Golden Globe movie Panties in a Bunch: TAX SEASON! Looking Forward to It: St Paddy’s Day birthdays, trying not to drink by using the devils lettuce, and Gubna Cuomo in hot water. Plus Nate recaps his DMV adventure. Next Week's Booze: red wine

On this week's episode white rum (or light, depending on who you ask) slaps us right across the face and Emily reveals a new covid habit that has us all SHOCKED (not really). Booze: light rum Stuck on It: The New Nancy Drew on CW, the strange excellence of Target’s customer service, and harassing human assisted AI text messengers Queued Up: The Flight Attendant on HBO Max Panties in a Bunch: Redeeming airline money from cancelled Covid flights Looking Forward to It: partaking in a certain herbal remedy, the end of winter and especially the recent late Feb snowstorms, and going to the DMV (of all things!) Next Week's Booze: VODKA (oooh mama)