5 Minutes, Figure It Out

The media says its time to new year but Bill says otherwise. Grow up and set a goal that isn't contingent on a fictional organization of planet racing. Or just do whatever you want, that's the key.  Book us to narrate your next family home video at : [email protected]

Whats the deal with In N Out anyway? A burger is a burger. Lets hear about it. Send comments, questions, concerns and miscellaneous thoughts to [email protected] and we will figure out the rest.

Ants are wild man. You can pick up and throw one of their buddies and they will just keep on finding breadcrumbs on your bathroom floor. Paul is in this one. Find him at https://www.twitch.tv/simplyregal If you want to write my biography, please reach out to me at [email protected]

How about that sand? Take a step onto the beach or even into the big water and find sand in your eyelids for months. There is no end in sight.  Plan your next public gathering of over 50 people by emailing me at [email protected]

Eating pizza from a fast food pizza joint can be hard if you haven't already formed opinions about which boy makes the best pie.  If you live in Chicago and make it through this episode and want to have a word about your feelings please reach out to me at [email protected]

Bill and I get real. I learn how to be better. In this episode we talk about high school experience and how to not be a dweeb to others and also how not to be a dweeb to yourself. If you need help being a cool kid send me an email at [email protected]

The McRib is a sandwich that comes and goes like the waves of the sea. McDonalds brings back the McRib all the time like people are writing them letters letting them know that the McRib saved their family in Vietnam and its a crime that they have taken it away.  If you have ever eaten a McRib, please reach out to me at [email protected], I can help you.

Just after having our initial McRib conversation, Bill goes out to experience the magic for himself and has a magical experience. Is the McRib good? Who knows. You might after this episode. Again, if you find yourself eating a McRib and need help changing please reach out to me at [email protected], I would love to talk to you.

Hey kid, what's your grandpa like? Let me know at [email protected]

Classic rhymes am I right you guys? I ask Bill which wood is the best. Bill is a "seasoned journeyman artisan experienced wood man supreme" and knows a thing or two about big sticks growing out of the ground. If you have any questions about which wood to build your next boat/house/bike out of, feel free to inquire at [email protected]