Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show:

More weird reasons for teacher conferences;

Understaffed Dollar Trees sued for causing gooning;

Documentary about Australian breakdancer Rachel Gunn;

Sardine maxxing is a trend;

Italy is passing a law to prohibit phone use in a crosswalk;

Woman wakes to find a bat in her mouth;

Chelsea saw Steel Magnolias in the theater;

And more!