Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Anniversary of learning that Woody does not own pants with elastic waists; Fun With Football Audio; Email from PETA; Shower cups; The best and worst fast food places based on order accuracy; New movie releases; Dyson’s $500 toothbrush; And more!

Things that sound dirty when taken out of context from football broadcasts.

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Wilcox’s anniversary and dog’s tooth extraction; 4% of Americans thought Labor Day was not happening this year; Tiger Woods was sentenced yesterday for his drunk driving charge; Compensation for the new CEO of Apple; Judge Judy: Unfiltered and Unforgettable-a special to celebrate the 30th anniversary of Judge Judy; New movie starring Owen Wilson and Alan Ritchson called Runner; Mystery animal terrorizes New Hampshire; Peeing in a cup to take a pregnancy test; Wilcox’s poo knife; And more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: More on Wilcox’s spider gap; Wheel of Fortune announcer suspended from job because of an incident on an airplane; Update from listener Caleb who is going through rehab; Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce’s dog makes its modeling debut; Dolly Parton’s open marriage; Upcoming streaming releases; Woody Game Wednesday; Cost of pet procedures; And more!

I Know You'll Do the Best That You Can; Who's This Famous Cat Lady or Cat Man?

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: More weird reasons for teacher conferences; Understaffed Dollar Trees sued for causing gooning; Documentary about Australian breakdancer Rachel Gunn; Sardine maxxing is a trend; Italy is passing a law to prohibit phone use in a crosswalk; Woman wakes to find a bat in her mouth; Chelsea saw Steel Magnolias in the theater; And more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Coyote vs Acme reviews; Roller coaster at Magic Mountain closed due to rider injuries; Fourth grade teacher designates a fart corner in her classroom; Nashville airport to be rename after Dolly Parton; Woman gets caught cheating by robot vacuum; Door Dash driver fired for delivering food nude; New Rob Riggle movie; And more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Pictures of the lunar eclipse; Fun With Football Audio; Vin Diesel covers a Dolly Parton song; Peter Cullen, the voice of Optimus Prime and Eeyore, passed away; People are upset because of a storm named Dolly; AMC theaters showing 2 Dolly Parton movies as a tribute; Coyote vs Acme is in theaters today; New Dave Franco movie called Idiots; And more!

Things that sound dirty when taken out of context from football broadcasts.

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: The theory that celebrity deaths come in threes; Pro Bowl game is no longer; Meta settlement in social media addiction case; Jolene is now the number one song in the country; Floods in Nepal and Tibet; There is a lunar eclipse tonight; Mother confronts bus driver because her child was being kept on the bus; And more!