Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show:

Wilcox’s DMV visit;

Super Troopers 3 trailer;

Pets on cruises;

Red Lobster is bringing back all-you-can-eat shrimp;

Lost pet scam;

Lego Bandit replaces Legos with pasta and scams stores out of $34,000;

Japan is paying people to go on Tinder;

Customers are upset because their grocery store stopped using paper bags with handles;

Pete Davidson is removing his tattoos;

And more!