28

We’re back after a long break! Our last episode dropped on June 25th, and so much has happened since then. In this one, we catch you up on where we’re at in pregnancy, how far along I am, and the real side of the first trimester (spoiler: it wasn’t fun). I also share some of the genetic bloodwork results and what that’s been like to process. For now, we’re holding off on revealing the gender until I’m ready—but trust me, you’ll want to stay tuned for that.It feels good to be back—let’s get into it.

Danielle’s mad, Tyler’s tired, and FedEx is still a scam.In this chaotic catch-up, we spiral from chicken sandwich copycat crimes to a full-blown corporate takedown—plus: the flea infestation, a child’s room that broke Danielle’s soul, Tyler’s Toy Story band-aids, and the eerie coincidence of the FedEx founder dying right after Danielle’s viral rant.Also featuring: Love Island hot takes, prophetic witch powers, and unsolicited nipple talk. You’re welcome.🎙️ Check out our other podcasts:→ Danielle’s solo show: Voice Notes to the Void→ Tyler’s daily chaos: The Daily Audio Journal with Tyler Johnson📲 TikTok:→ Danielle: @danie.1302→ Tyler: @nottylerajohnson💀 Inconsistent but iconic. See you next Tuesday.

This week on 28, we bring you straight into the chaos: Tyler walked out of work, Danielle lit up the group chat, and FedEx became the setting of a full-blown reality TV episode we didn’t audition for. We break down exactly what happened. Disrespect, drama, BetterHelp links (??), and why it all ended in a parking lot showdown.We also spiral into: • The Ginny & Georgia Season 3 finale and why Danielle thinks Georgia is a misunderstood icon (murder and all). • Sabrina Carpenter’s album cover and why the internet needs to just shut up. • Gender war commentary no one asked for but we’re giving it anyway. • Rage posting on TikTok and how Danielle’s viral moment turned her into someone’s Roman Empire.Oh—and did we mention Danielle’s a Sim now?⸻👯‍♀️ CONNECT WITH US:💬 Follow our chaotic lives and daily rants:🎥 TikTok: • @danie.1302 • @nottylerajohnson📸 Instagram: • @danie.1302 • @nottylerajohnson🎧 More from us: • Danielle’s solo podcast: Voice Notes to the Void – raw, emotional, witchy AF • Tyler’s solo pod: The Daily Audio Journal – chaos, introspection, sometimes shower thoughts🛍️ Merch (aka how we fund our trauma):Lucky13MediaCo.com⸻✨ RATE & REVIEWIf you laughed, or said “same,” rate us 5 stars and leave a review. If you didn’t—go cry us a river, bro.

We’re back… barely. This week was pure chaos: Danielle’s son ran away (literally), Tyler tried to play cop, and OB appointment got canceled out of spite.Also featuring:​ A surprise dinner with Danielle’s dad​ And our usual blend of yelling, scratching, and trauma jokesIt’s not our best week. But we showed up. Kind of.

We’re back after two weeks off. In this episode, we talk about our miscarriage, the quiet ways we coped, and how a weekend camping trip — and three unexpected eagle sightings — gave us space to process it all.

We were going to do a deep, reflective wrap-up of our 28th year—but instead we just roasted each other for an hour straight. No lessons learned, no wisdom gained. Just unfiltered chaos, mild disrespect, and a few almost-heartfelt moments if you squint. Welcome to the end of an era. Kind of.

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We have no content. We’re pretending to break up. We brush our teeth now. Danielle almost got stuck at a prison. It’s a mess. You’re welcome.

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do i really have to keep doing these?