2020 The Season That Never Was

The boys are forced by the league to participate in an anger management program, as a result of an all in brawl they were involved in in their last game. The club was handed a one game suspension, and were told they won’t be permitted to re enter the league until they have completed at least one session. Sounds easy right? As per usual, things don’t exactly go to plan.Written, produced and narrated by Jarryd Wills. Sounds effects by Zapsplat.

The Dandy Casuals are in a world of trouble after an all in brawl broke out during last week’s game, a brawl that forced the game to be called off after only ten minutes.Off the field, skipper Bretty is at war with the  manager of ‘Dual Player’s Player’ Justo over a contract breach. How will skipper Bretty navigate the club through one of it’s most challenging weeks in it’s history?Written, produced and narrated by Jarryd Wills. Sound effects by Zapsplat

The traditional Queen’s Birthday long weekend pub session went off with a bang last week, ending with half the team behind bars after an altercation with security. After spending the night in seperate concrete prison cells, the boys are let back out into society. They need to regroup for an assault on the second half of the season. Damir announces a special guest recruit for the next game. Written, produced and narrated by Jarryd Wills. Sound effects by Zapsplat.

Its the Queen's Birthday long weekend and the boys have a bye, and a week off. At least that's what they thought...Corka calls a team bonding session at the pub and all the boys jump on board. What could possibly go wrong?Written, narrated and produced by Jarryd Wills. Sound effects from Zapsplat.

Bretty and Monty are summoned to the tribunal to defend their red cards from the weekend. Bretty goes into the hearing feeling supremely confident about talking his way out of a suspension, however it doesn't exactly go to plan. Meanwhile on the field, the Casuals look to extend their winning streak.Written, narrated and produced by Jarryd Wills. Sound effects from Zapsplat.

Last week President Corka stepped Bretty down from all leadership duties after he was busted using club funds to bribe league officials. Bretty forces Corka to reconsider his stance from last week as he aims to seize his power back.Meanwhile the Casuals look to continue their winning streak on the field. Written, produced and narrated by Jarryd Wills. Sound effects by Zapsplat.

Skipper Bretty agrees to a deal with the league to have his red card from last week overturned. President Corka is made aware of Bretty's questionable tactics and is forced to stand him down as skipper, which forces a complete restructure of the club's leadership. Written, produced and narrated by Jarryd Wills. Sound effects by Zapsplat.

In 2020 the world was thrown into disarray when the global coronavirus pandemic hit. One of the many victims of this pandemic was local sport, with many competitions and leagues being canceled all around the world, leaving a lot of blokes with f*** all to do on a Saturday afternoon. The Dandy Casuals Football Club was one of the sporting clubs that was affected by the cancellation of the 2020 season. The Dandy Casuals are exactly that, Casual by name, and Casual by nature. They are a club made up of misfits, some that have grown up playing soccer, some that have switched codes from footy because it was too serious and required way too much fitness, and some who just needed an excuse to get away from the missus and kids for a few hours each week. Although we didn't get a season in 2020, this is our version of how it probably would have played out, on and off the field. Written, produced and narrated by Jarryd Wills. Sound effects from Zapsplat.

The Casuals are back on their home deck looking to continue their season revival after a lacklustre start. Skipper Bretty makes a bold statement on Friday night about the club's disciplinary standards by dropping a club favourite, only to find himself in hot water with the referee later the next day. Written, produced and narrated by Jarryd Wills. Sound effects from Zapsplat.