2 Ps and a Pod

Some deep questions answered in this episode! Is there an afterlife? Is there a God? And are the people buried in the cemetery next to Imran's flat still alive? All this and more answered! And the boys play a new hilarious game where they try to imitate sounds! Absolute bedlam!

Eshaan is dismayed at the thought of the Christmas present that Imran has got him and debates whether to set it on fire or s**t on it. What do you think he should do? While Imran is proud not to know someone who's been on TOWIE and Eshaan can't understand it. All very serious issues I'm sure you'll agree.

This one takes a bit of serious twist near beginning what with all the racism and general shitness happening in the world at the moment. But the two remain as light-hearted as ever when it comes to discussing how to achieve the ultimate clandestine sex toy delivery to the house, and what other uses sex toys have! It's not all sex though, there's also a new game called Fake News!

Imran tries out yodeling and the results are truly a thing to behold while Eshaan has completed porn and so doesn't know what to do with his spare time during lockdown. They also try out a new game similar to Articulate but by spelling the answers! On a more serious note, the two explore the political sensibilities of brown people in Britain relative to brown people in power. And there's lots of talk about sex! (for some reason).

Why are there so few Asian footballers? Is football racist? The pair explore the taboos of sex in Asian culture and question why when there are so many Asians in the world they can't talk about how babies are made. There's also a light-hearted, personal look into their respective Asian upbringings and the effects of it on later life.

Ever wondered whether Asian men have a micro-penis or not? Well, that mystery gets well and truly cleared up! Imran and Eshaan look back at their school days with some pretty outrageous stories coming out of the woodwork, with Eshaan being bullied by 14 year old girls and Imran getting scammed by a "pharmacist"! The pair address Asian stereotypes and which ones apply to them. You'll just have to listen to find out!

Eshaan and Imran start off the podcast by looking back at the US Election, taking an unorthodox view of Donald Trump's legacy, and discussing how their parents took to their unconventional career paths. In amongst all that a lot of bollocks was spoken, especially when Eshaan went on about some stars being in between the Earth and the Moon. Very educational indeed.