2 jews & a Microphone

Code Switching - The Hosts' Real Identities revealed | Finally getting Listener Number 10 | Papaya Pie feels better than Apple Pie, allegedly | Who is the Master of the Thermostat | Confirmation Bias against the Window Air Conditioner | Mimes - An Excuse to Rage | Murders in the Neighborhood - A Story of a girl and her suitor | Crossing Neighborhood Boundaries and Surviving | Playing the Long Game and still not Converting | What's the latest with the 'Vid' | Masks - Do you assume the person is better or worse looking than they actually are

The High Holiday season overwhelms the hosts who find too many topics related to Jewish holidays. Our Muslim fan base may want to skip this episode. Norm Macdonald Died - Was he really a Jew | Online communities and their threads - Is it ok to post and never participate in the group | Reddit threads - Giving the Retired, independently wealthy and chronically unemployed something to do | Why leave on online review - is it just for Jews? | Selfie Accidents - Probably done by a Jew | Mexican food - Why is it so bad in Europe? The Jews? | Spandex Cyclists - Were they always A**holes? | Sukkot - What the heck is it? | The Camaro Orthodox and why their women don't talk to phallus wearers | My Friend Shlomo | Muslims make Jews look like terrible fasters | Other Podcasts - why you may want to consider something else

Them Jews are back but why so many listeners in Africa | Is it wrong to wear clothing advertising a large multi-national | T-shirts & Pens - where are they coming from and how do we end up with so many for free | Multiple wives - Is that really such a good idea? | Live Stream Subscribers - what do they have to say? Not much in English | What makes a terrorist | Southern accents - are they really the sound of stupid? | New Sponsors want to meet You | Zoom versus Teams - Do you really give a shit? | The Lesbian Fantasy - Putting an end to it | Quitting Facebook but not Instagram | Followers - Isn't 1 person that isn't your mother enough? | Pedophelia - Overrated? | Condone - Why does it have to sound so harsh | TSA - The 9/11 nightmare that won't leave

NUTS Get your hot nuts - The Semites talk pistachios, pecans and some other nuts you might know. Why all the alternatives to Google search suck so stop hating Google. Listeners write in during the livecast - they aren't all enjoying the commentary. Talking before the movies start should not be shushed. Intonation is underrated and may be directly responsible for many perceived perjoratives. And of course, lots of cancel culture verboden words. And George Michael will not be making a guest appearance today. Scheduling difficulties. 

Reaching the end of the internet Lost in translation  Bryant Gumbel does not come on the show Cribbage versus Candy Krush Kids video games today - why they suck Acting like a pedophile in a game chat room to provoke the parents of players - Is that wrong? Having kids to solve the void in your life - Does God punish you with terrible children? Why pay for a therapist when your friends can do the same for free How removing your mask is causing people to act like first timers at an orgy The Van Gogh Immersive exhibit - not only a ripoff, but a wonderful scam

Corporations - They need to find things for their employees to do much like parents with bored children Zoom - introduces a voice to provide a 'perv alert' AI - What does it want with us, and will it involve penetration? Therapy - The horrors of becoming self-aware Bukake - therapy for the masses Muslim men - outraged over the hosts mention of high rates of homosexuality throughout the Islamic world Dating - Would you marry the same person if you found out their flaws on the first date? Steve Jobs - Inventor of Covid Chicago & Amsterdam headlines - The hosts read each other's host city newspapers then disappear

The Semites break a record in listenership. Promises of phallic pumps go unmet. Rolling Stones agree to be podcast's house band. Belarus - Have you heard of this place? Ryan Air is when you know you've outgrown the Greyhound. Why you need to be stoned to do certain things. The Jared Kushner interview - unedited. How did Jews get so neurotic - a reflection. Dogs versus Cats - and the surprising answers our hosts reveal. Bachelors over 50 should not own cats - no matter what.

An in-depth discussion on one of the most vaunted rituals in welcoming middle age: the colonoscopy. And other anal exams. The hosts share their personal horrors and triumphs with the anal probe. Ascension Day - Why the Dutch do it and the Americans refuse. How could Jesus not be full of himself? Live chatters really engage today. What's it like to be vaccinated? And does it really help to get a 3rd shot? When is it worth it to travel for medical treatment? Win a chance to fly to Guinea-Bissau to receive a world renowned penis graft at a rock bottom price.

Why killing is good for the ego. And why does America produce so many fantastic killers. Meeting your doppelganger. Are you systemically racist? Is it possible American police need to shoot? Why aren't the Dutch cops shooting? Do the Dutch have cops? Words you can't say. Incels. N Word runaround. Why ethnic names and other unpronounceables were never get elected. What it's liked to be stalked on an ancestry website. 

Lots of vaccination talk and gentrification talk, and a look at what would happen if the capital city of Burkina Faso, unpronounceable to even gentrifiers, would develop if such persons were to pioneer there. The most deceitful business practices as stereotyped by ethnicity with the finalists coming from Hasidics everywhere, Indians on the subcontinent and the Chinese homeland. What makes the gays so tremendously successful at gentrifying. And a surprise guest who doesn't believe in vaccination or gentrification but will issue a proclamation.