2 Birds, 1 Stone

Tanya and Andrea tell you about Nora's dog funeral, what it feels like to inhale human cremains, that it's ok to let people go, there's no shame in scratching your hibachi itch at a chain restaurant, how much we hate pandora jewelry, and that you should always TALK ABOUT IT.

In the first episode of 2022 Andrea & Tanya discuss how to properly give apologies (you're doing it wrong), why you shouldn't marry that d-bag Ronald, navigating the aftermath of a break-up between friends, and whether or not you should keep Granny's secrets. In addition they speak in whispers, fight over what to put inside of a break-up cake, conclude Ronald McDonald is an Alien, and Andrea copyrights her big lingerie for Grandma's idea.

In "Phil", Tanya and Andrea give you a grief update (you didn't ask for it, but here it is) and answer your questions about nonexistent diaries, tattoo peer pressure, how best to casually off someone, and everyone's dealbreaker - a man who only refers to women by describing their boobs. As a bonus, you'll learn about the joy of night-night ribbons. 

After a substantial hiatus, Tanya and Andrea are back. It's been a shit show. And we're here to tell you about it. It's a special episode, unlike any other. Pour yourself a stiff drink, break out the box of tissues, and let's steer through this shit together. 

Tanya and Andrea are here to say hi and give you a quick fix. We'll be back for realz on October 2.

In the 10th "decagon" episode, Tanya and Andrea talk about meeting Andrea's parents, nailing how to pronounce "folkehøgskole", mitigating belligerent best friends, creative ways to communicate "no" to a threesome inquiry, why we're now super into hacky'ing, and why dressing like a granny is a great idea.

In Episode 9, Tanya and Andrea talk about collecting human hair, sex talk with your family, sending mixed signals, misogynistic husbands, handsy angies, the bullshit stigma around being a bisexual man, and how to break the ice on a dating app.

In episode 8, Tanya and Andrea discuss Jello-O Shot competitions, being a sex worker while healing from injuries, how birth families for adopted children can suck a bag of dirty d's, how to approach kink play with confidence, and our overwhelming recommendation of getting busy on a first date.

In Episode 7, Tanya and Andrea talk about lesbian chicken drama, a first date with a girl, almost getting kicked out of florida, jealousy in polyamory, and how the solution to life is to either f**k off or talk about it.

In episode 6, Tanya and Andrea get into their first friendship fight, discuss gay bat signals, how to confront a roommate who has explosive orgasms, mid-life crises, and what to do on a bad first date.