2 Beers In- Austin – Weightless Podcast Network

… As Brett preps for Japan, Monica recaps Seattle, and everyone at the table has a story about Enchanted Rock, involving torrid degrees, bees, and … “Probably sex.” Keep up with your tour guides, and enjoy responsibly.

We went ahead and broke continuity to present these during the holidays! Brett and Monica are joined at The Brewtorium by Doug & Jessica. Jessica shares her dark suspicions about The Aristocrat Lounge and gives a blow by blow description of how someone at a church was mean to her. By the way, this whole episode was recorded on Monica’s hand-held Zoom recorder with a back-up on her iPhone 6. By the time Brett had all of his equipment set up, we were out of time. Wahh-wahhh. Brett is also annoyed at how good it sounds

Brett is about to leave for Japan, Monica returns from Seattle and every one of them has a story about nearby Enchanted Rock – even guest Andrew, whose encounter with bees is the stuff of horror films! Do enjoy the mayhem responsibly!

Enjoy your favorite libation as Brett & Monica recall * Giving tours at the opening of a whiskey distillery where it was too hot to drink, * Both learn their tolerance for socializing. * Monica experiences irony during a gig at The Thinkery where you work for s’mores and flan. * The 6 Things Healthy People Do Every Morning as opposed to, y’know, what THEY do! As always, enjoy responsibly!

Brett and Monica are joined by podcast & Aristocrat regular Doug for * Remembrances of our first exposure to wondrous inventions that are ordinary today. * Stuff like sensor faucets, paper towel dispensers, clumping cat littler, HDTV – stuff like that! You won’t look at the commonplace in quite the same way, so come laugh with us! As always, enjoy responsibly!

Simone, Eric, Val, and James join Brett & Monica on an episode where * Marriage proposals abound: Valerie – from a Korean taxi driver AND Brett. (She was torn, let me tell ya!) * We’re strapped trying to NOT talk about the weather because Val hates that, except for discussions of wildfires and sunscreen. (It’s summer, okay?) * Brett updates Simone on their Dad and his latest quirks, including a discussion of Black Sabbath. * Wench Monica explains to people who don’t speak English the Dinner/Entertainment concept of King Henry’s Feast and how it’s different from Medieval Times. * Simone gives props to Brett for coaching a Russian reporter for the World Cup on speaking of de better English. As always, enjoy responsibly!” Sister Show

Welcome to Season Two! We’ve Now Officially Run Longer Than “Firefly!” (Suck it, JJ Abrams!)Eric “DeKill” (who is off mic) and Valerie (who is ALSO off mic a lot) join Brett, Monica and Andrew joins the discussion. * Marching band antics and routines. High school memories * includes being “in the pit”, what “7 to 5” means, and the very popular “Time and Temperature” crowd-pleaser! * Monica’s sister * Why we’ll have to start swearing more in the podcast. * Brett’s sister Simone and nephew (and fan of the show) James * Austin Regional Clinic thanks Monica for not being a patient anymore! * Gin in a bucket will work as a c-pap cleaner! 

Brett and Monica are joined by Doug and Craig * Journey through fact & fiction about the Cassini Mission, the X Rocket, and we find that naysayers have been saying nay for a few, nay, many years! * What caused tortilla chips to ignite – twice?   Join this strange trip, but, as always, enjoy responsibly!

With no one at the guest mics, Brett & Monica have no recourse but to discuss… * An impertinent email Monica received from Ibrahem Magoo.* We’re schooled as to WHY the lake, it is said, never gives up her dead when the skies of November turn gloomy.* Brett confesses that in school he was bullied into singing sea shanties. It’s a sad story, man. Better pour yourself a cold one and buckle up. As always, enjoy responsibly.

 Now with Extra Cheese! Brett, Monica & Andrew (with E.K. off mic) dig deep! * Cultural appreciation of fine print on beer labels,* Foreign children.* Fromage, and Swiss cows,* Confirming the myth that Carmelite nuns have delicious creamy centers. Listen in and enjoy responsibly!