
They said it couldn't be done.
Equipped with new microphones, the Girls emerge from the depths of the ocean to release an episode less than three months after the previous one. Despite starting off firmly on topic, the Girls quickly become distracted by WikiFeet, the romantic history of another Henry, and the “what if” scenario of if Twitter had existed over 400 years ago. Join us on what sure to (still) be Producer Matty's editing nightmare!
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May 5, 2021
1 hr 30 min

We're back! Do you remember what you were doing February 10th? Apparently we were recording this episode. Two and a half months after the recording session, Producer Matty finally got around to editing this absolute mess, and it truly is a mess! Gráinne can't stop fidgeting and Ellen's microphone decides to spend the last half of the episode doing an impression of Charlie Brown's teacher. Additionally, the Girls discuss the works of Dario Argento, the CW Original Program Reign, the CBC Original Programme jPod, and our listeners fight each other over Heir, Male.
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Apr 19, 2021
1 hr 13 min

This week, the Girls totally ignore Henry VIII's love of tennis and instead dive deep into their own love of California Kickball with the big gym mats. Other topics include Bridgerton, the opening sequence of Lord of the Rings, and our dream podcast guest for 2021. #BoleynGirlsGetStoned
Jan 11, 2021
1 hr 41 min

This week, the Girls send off their beloved Mr. Knightley, continue to wrestle with the perils of remote recording (namely Ellen's audio quality and Gráinne's love of fidgeting on mic), and attempt to answer the most difficult question about the The Tudors yet: how high does David Beckham rank on the BBC's "The 100 Greatest Britons" list?
If at any point, you find yourself needing a break from the JRM induced chaos, we suggest you lie back, close your eyes, and Think Of England.
Dec 14, 2020
1 hr 33 min

On the first annual 2ABG Halloween Spooktacular, the Boleyn Girls are joined by two very special guests: Gráinne's brother Kevin, and a shit ton of fireworks. The Girls debate the worst YA baby name, unfortunately agree that Henry VIII is “goofy”, and have their worst fight yet about how to pronounce the word “sixth”.
Producer's note: This episode was recorded in person before new COVID restrictions came into effect. This episode is also from like a month ago, just pretend all the references are relevant.
Dec 1, 2020
1 hr 40 min

As King Henry plays a game of sexy chess, Ellen and Gráinne play a game of "Who is that? Is he important?" and tackle topics such as Tudor sex and beefy Sherlock.
Oct 16, 2020
1 hr 10 min

This is a very important episode plot wise, but The Additional Boleyn Girls don’t seem to care! As Anne and Henry travel to France, and the plot continues to thicken, The Girls discuss Pizza Express and potato chips. Plus, a new character is introduced, and he’s not named Thomas!!
Sep 21, 2020
1 hr 14 min

We're back and hate Luke Pasqualino! Recorded live from the closed concept kitchen of Henry Cavill's Gaming Cottage, the Girls and Producer Matty dive head first into season 2 of everyone’s favourite family drama! Prepare yourself for more hair, more gout, more murder, and even more homemade shirts than season 1 EVER offered!!!
Aug 24, 2020
1 hr

Get your bracket ready and step into our dark, twisted minds for Part 2 of the Great British Boy Off. The stakes have NEVER been higher! Bear witness as we crown our new king(s) of British late aughts teen comedy-dramas.
As Producer Matty said, “I made choices that surprised even me”.
Jun 16, 2020
59 min

Join The Girls and Producer Matty as they come together for the inevitable - pitting all the boys from the TV show "Skins" head to head in a bracket style competition! In Part 1, meet the eligible bachelors and learn absolutely nothing about the context in which they exist!
Link to Paul Stephenson statue petition: https://www.change.org/p/bristol-city-council-replace-the-colston-statue-with-paul-stephenson
Jun 10, 2020
1 hr 34 min
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