Braden, Zel and Byron crack a few beers (three in, and Zel's already "high school right now") for a wide-ranging, unfiltered hang. Topics include: training for a triathlon while definitely not training for a triathlon, the case for a 24-episode Lord of the Rings miniseries, home winemaking chemistry gone wrong (cork taint is real, folks), the mythical "Magic Chang" beer of Thailand, a Costco cart-swinging folk hero, getting into it with a stranger at a kids' connect-four table, self-checkout ethics ("stealing on principle"), and a legendary teenage HMV heist operation. Grab a drink — this one's a ride.