On today's award-winning episode of Turtle Time - "How the West Was Done" - we discuss West Wilson getting fired from Summer House season 11 as well as Jelly Roll getting fired from his marriage. (00:00 - 18:35)
And then we dedicate all of our hearts and minds and souls to discussing Summer House: The Aftermath. (18:35)
And then finally we hail a "taxi" to the Big Apple to recap In The City (season 1, episode 5) - "What We Talk About When We Talk About Kenny's Spark With Whitney". (01:34:40)
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Jun 17
2 hr 11 min
Amy and Riley discuss the season 3 premiere of The McBee Dynasty - "Judgment Day" and whether or not Season 3 is the Season of McBee.
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Jun 16
1 hr 9 min
Amy and Riley discuss the season finale of The Real Housewives of Rhode Island - "The Ferry-Tale Is Over" and if Block Island is kind of like the setting of the show Widow's Bay.
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Jun 15
1 hr 6 min
On today's wonderful, light-hearted episode of Turtle Time - "It Reeks of Jax" - we begin by discussing all of the latest Bravo news like the RHOC season 20 trailer, Jennifer Lawrence finding the Summer House audio leaker, and our thoughts on the Summer House: The Aftermath trailer. (00:00 - 40:00)
As Turtle Time continues, we discuss this week's episode The Valley (season 3, episode 11) - "In a Pickle". (40:05)
And then finally, we discuss RHORI (season 1, episode 11) - "Keep Clam and Carry On". (01:43:50)
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Jun 12
2 hr 17 min
On today's award-winning episode of Turtle Time - "Amanda Goes West" - we discuss the tale of two kisses. (00:00 - 10:30)
And then we dedicate all of our hearts and minds to discussing the final part of the Summer House season 10 reunion. (10:30)
And then finally we hail a "taxi" to the Big Apple to recap In The City (season 1, episode 4) - " We Need To Talk About Kenny". (01:46:55)
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Jun 10
2 hr 29 min
Tom Schwartz loses a game of ping pong to Lisa Vanderpump and has to get a tattoo of her name on his ass.
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Jun 8
22 min
On today's episode of Turtle Time - "The Monster in the Fridge" - we begin by discussing all of the latest Bravo news like Carl Radke's new Carl's Jr. ad, and Andy Cohen's new boyfriend. (00:00 - 18:05)
As Turtle Time continues, we discuss this week's episode The Valley (season 3, episode 10) - "A Meeting of the Ball Bros". (18:05)
And then, we give RHORI (season 1, episode 10) - "When the Saints..." - a little pop in. (01:16:10)
And then finally, we discuss RHOA (season 17, episode 9) - "Conflict and Resolution". (01:50:10)
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Jun 5
2 hr 18 min
On today's special episode of Turtle Time - "The West Show" - we discuss KJ Dillard's ode to heartbreak, Lindsay Hubbard going on Carl Radke's podcast, Dorit Kemsley's favorite books, and much more! (00:00 - 28:30)
And then we dedicate all of our hearts and minds to discussing Part 2 of the Summer House season 10 reunion. (28:30)
And then finally we hail a "taxi" to the Big Apple to recap In The City (season 1, episode 3) - "Boys Lie". (01:40:35)
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Jun 3
2 hr 35 min
Brock Davies' lets Tom and Ariana host a Mad Max-themed pool party for his birthday, and brings his War Boys.
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Jun 1
9 min
On today's episode of Turtle Time - "The Slam Pig of the Year Awards" - we begin by talking about Susan Boyle's next era, KJ and Dara from Summer House potentially breaking up, and Bethenny Frankel. (00:00 - 27:25)
As Turtle Time continues, we discuss this week's episode The Valley (season 3, episode 9) - "Kristen the Giver". (27:25)
And then, we give RHORI (season 1, episode 9) - "When Life Hands You a Cracker" - a little pop in. (01:12:00)
And then finally, we discuss RHOA (season 17, episode 9) - "Yodel Ay Hee Hee". (01:45:50)
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May 29
2 hr 4 min
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