Upon a moonless Los Angeles All Hallows’ Eve, the resplendent Alyssa Edwards descended into the audio-visual chambers of The Bald and the Beautiful, where Trixie Mattel presided over a necropolis of tales concerning malfunctioning wigs, desecrated pageant crowns, and the vengeful specters of Mesquite, Texas dance mothers. Come join us as Alyssa recounts the indignities of third-alternate damnation, her clandestine double life, and the unspeakable terror of a dislodged wig condemning its wearer to an eternity of neckless choreography. As midnight tolls, the two apparitions will dissolve into the darkness, bequeathing to posterity a tattered sash, a suitcase of forsaken dreams, and the bloodcurdling obligation to balance one's checkbook.