From the reproductive F.U.B.A.R. that is Texas to the epic grunts and fiery topspin of female tennis players to Trixie's unseating of Diplo as the world's most famous DJ, today's episode is chock-full of life lessons and inspirational teachings to help you be a better, loving human being. Or it's 45 minutes of two queens talking about sex, drugs, and polygamy. You'll have to listen to find out.

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