Objection, Your Honor! ⚖️Kaya is joined by Raven from Bitch Is Better for a special Bravo We're Black crossover episode dedicated to Hulu's Reasonable Doubt!We're diving into the first three episodes of Season 4, unpacking the drama, complicated relationships, legal battles, and everything else that's got viewers talking.Grab your wine, get comfortable, and join us for a little television therapy.Spoilers ahead for Season 4, Episodes 1–3! Follow @bravowhileblack and check out Raven's podcast, Bitch Is Better, wherever you listen.Bitch is Better: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/bitch-is-better/id1496516498FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM HERESUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON HEREOH YEAH WE ON THREADS HEREWHAT? YOU WANT OUR FACEBOOK? I GOT YOU RIGHT HEREYOU WANT SOME VISAULS??? CHECK OUT THE YOUTUBE BABY: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC3K-oo9Q2_B1jWpVq41fS6w

Raven joins Kaya for another Hot Topics crossover! The Southern Charm trailer is here, and apparently somebody has a SECRET LOVE CHILD. We break down our completely unserious baby-daddy theories, Allie entering the group ready to cause chaos, Austen and Salley doing the same embarrassing dance all over again, Molly chasing Salley through the house, Venita potentially dating Whitner, and why these Charleston women may need to start importing men.Then, Porsha Williams reveals that her first season of RHOA only paid around $60,000 — and says Shamea may be holding onto their friendship drama because she needs a storyline. Plus, The Valley is filming again, Haley’s parents are publicly challenging parts of her RHONY story, and we ask the only question that matters: who do we actually believe? It’s Bravo, mess, questionable men and Raven and Kaya shooting the shit. Exactly how it should be.Subscribe to Raven's Podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/bitch-is-better/id1496516498TIMESTAMPS00:00 Hello, hello, hello — Raven is back01:05 Southern Charm dropped the trailer!03:02 The Valley is filming again & already messy06:00 WHO has the Southern Charm secret love child?!10:35 Allie enters the chat + Salley & Austen’s mess13:41 Whitner, Vanita & another man potentially disappointing us17:11 Why are these women still fighting over Austen?!19:31 Molly CHASES Salley through the house21:31 Craig’s children’s book storyline + Madison checks him22:19 Reasonable Doubt PSA!22:40 Porsha reveals her first RHOA salary24:12 Porsha says Shamea needs a storyline 👀27:32 The $300 apartment will NEVER know peace28:00 Haley’s parents are fighting back30:04 Did Haley fabricate parts of her story?31:50 Do we believe Haley’s parents?32:35 Gilmore Girls + goodbye!FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM HERESUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON HEREOH YEAH WE ON THREADS HEREWHAT? YOU WANT OUR FACEBOOK? I GOT YOU RIGHT HEREYOU WANT SOME VISAULS??? CHECK OUT THE YOUTUBE BABY: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC3K-oo9Q2_B1jWpVq41fS6w

Kaya and Leah from Positively Uncensored are back for another week of RHONY — and we need to discuss the MEN on this show immediately.But first: Erin gets called boring and decides to respond by throwing one of the most controversial periods of Haley’s life directly in her face.The read lands so badly that Haley announces she’s quitting, walks out of the dinner and has to be talked back into filming by Sai.And somehow that’s only the beginning.At the Seder, Carole confronts Jessel over her “Carolyn Bessette Summer” comments, only for Jessel to nearly tell Carole “don’t spoil it for me” while discussing a story about Carole’s ACTUAL FAMILY.We should not have laughed.We did.Then Daisy confronts Jessel and Erika over making fun of her popcorn ceilings, which leads us directly into one of the episode’s biggest debates:Daisy pays $300 a month in rent.Yes. Three hundred.Meanwhile Sai is paying around $25,000 a month, and Kaya and Leah have very different feelings about what both situations say about money, housing and the kind of ridiculous wealth we actually want to see on Housewives.Then Sai tells a story that nearly ends the podcast:Her husband took her to a beautiful restaurant for her birthday. They had a romantic night. They got home. Things were apparently looking UP for the marriage.Then she checked her credit-card statement.HE CHARGED THE DINNER TO HER CARD.And it gets worse when Sai explains how emotionally absent he was during one of the hardest periods of her life.We also talk about Haley’s relationship with her mother, Martha Stewart’s very bizarre Housewives cameo, FIFA tickets costing tens of thousands of dollars, Erika’s increasingly convincing billionaire connections, and why Jessel being tacky, shady and completely out of touch is actually exactly what we want from this show.Subscribe to Leah's Podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/positively-uncensored/id1615113593TIMESTAMPS00:00 Sai’s birthday dinner story is INSANE00:35 Kaya + Leah are back for RHONY01:28 Did Episode 3 lose momentum?01:53 Where to find every RHONY recap03:19 There is TOO MUCH reality TV right now04:41 Kaya’s official Christmas calendar 🎄05:27 Leah is already watching Christmas movies06:41 Pumpkin spice + Podmus plans08:50 Kaya’s new podcast/gaming setup11:03 Leah wants Kaya to play co-op games11:47 Animal Crossing used to be SERIOUS business13:15 The Sims is more stressful than relaxing14:58 RHONY Episode 3 begins15:00 Erin’s LOW BLOW at Haley16:11 Even Carole isn’t giving Erin sympathy16:57 Was Haley taken advantage of at 22?17:35 Haley says “I QUIT” and walks out18:35 Sai teaches Haley how to play Housewives19:00 Everybody’s role in the cast is becoming clear20:00 Daisy’s driver is also the server?!20:50 Does Daisy enjoy being lusted after?22:05 Carole confronts Jessel over Carolyn Bessette23:27 Jessel almost says “DON’T SPOIL IT FOR ME” 😭24:23 The popcorn-ceiling war begins25:56 “Do you want us to scrape it off?”26:04 Daisy pays HOW MUCH in rent?!27:31 The $300 rent debate28:45 Sai’s $25,000-a-month apartment31:37 “These bitches don’t eat”31:55 They’re going to Erika’s private island32:24 Blink Twice ruined private islands forever34:01 Sai’s husband charged HER for birthday dinner35:20 Sai reveals the deeper problems in her marriage36:34 Haley and her mother’s complicated relationship37:30 “I healed myself alone”38:37 Martha Stewart enters the chat39:05 Why is that child drinking from Martha’s glass?!40:56 Martha’s FIFA tickets cost HOW MUCH?!42:12 Final thoughts on Daisy + Jessel43:22 “Men should work.”43:31 Erika’s billionaire Rolodex is REAL44:42 Please stop showing us your floor plan, girl45:13 Leah adds a movie to the Podmus list46:13 Merry...

Semajh has officially returned to Bravo We’re Black! After taking a long Dorinda Medley-style pause from podcasting, Semajh reunites with Kaya during the most appropriate season possible: RHOSLC season and pumpkin spice season.We’re breaking down The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City Season 7, Episode 3, starting with the genuinely moving way the women put their differences aside to support Mary.And then — naturally — Salt Lake City immediately returns to foolishness.New friend Ashley Quai tells Whitney something VERY personal involving her husband and a toothbrush and essentially says: girl, do not repeat this on camera. Whitney promises she won’t. You already know what happens next. Not only does the story spread through the group, but by the time the ladies get to San Francisco, toothbrushes are literally being passed around while Ashley gets her official RHOSLC hazing. We also get into Angie and Shawn’s marriage struggles, Meredith’s DJ era, Britani’s TikTok aspirations, Lisa and Bronwyn having the exact kind of low-stakes petty argument Housewives was built for, Bronwyn smoking through San Francisco, and our theory that Heather and Whitney may not actually like Bronwyn as much as they like having her against Lisa.T hen we catch up with Semajh on everything he’s watching — including Ultimate Girls Trip, Next Gen NYC, RHOC and Coyote vs. Acme, which apparently deserves your money because this man watched it THREE TIMES.Salt Lake City is three episodes in and so far? It’s eating.Timestamps0:00 Welcome back, Semajh!1:15 Where Semajh has been and his return to the mic2:49 Salt Lake City recap begins: supporting Mary3:50 Lisa’s unforgettable “John was getting me water” moment4:56 Angie, Mary, and showing up through grief6:41 Angie’s confessional look and the new girl, Ashley8:16 The toothbrush story—and Whitney starting mess10:26 Angie and Sean’s marriage struggles12:02 Meredith, Seth, DJing, and the Big Lots rant14:39 San Francisco trip: St. Patrick’s Day and Brittany’s TikTok17:25 Sprinter-van drama: Oscars, fashion, and petty feuds18:59 Ashley gets confronted over the toothbrush story21:53 The night out and Ashley’s initiation into the group22:23 Bronwyn smoking, Ashley crying, and tensions rising25:33 Final thoughts on the episode26:04 Semajh’s three current Bravo obsessions27:06 Movie chat: Coyote vs. Acme, Spa Weekend, and more29:15 Shirt giveaway, holiday talk, and goodbyeFOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM HERESUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON HEREOH YEAH WE ON THREADS HEREWHAT? YOU WANT OUR FACEBOOK? I GOT YOU RIGHT HEREYOU WANT SOME VISAULS??? CHECK OUT THE YOUTUBE BABY: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC3K-oo9Q2_B1jWpVq41fS6w

Kaya finally has Raven and Samantha Bush together at the same time, and absolutely nothing stays on topic.We begin with Samantha’s housewarming grocery bill somehow costing over $400 before alcohol even entered the chat, before giving some much-deserved flowers to the Black women of Bravo.Then we get into the much heavier pop-culture conversation surrounding Gypsy Rose and her late ex-fiancé Ken, including the statements being discussed from his sister Autumn, Gypsy’s social media posts and the questions people online are raising about their relationship.From there, we move into Harry Jowsey’s claims about the current Love Island cast’s contracts and why the arrangement sounds suspiciously similar to the entertainment industry’s infamous 360 deals.Are these Islanders getting all these brand opportunities without actually getting paid yet? And more importantly: did any of them actually read the contract?We also discuss the rumors surrounding Britt Stewart and Dancing With the Stars, why certain pros seem to get much better partners than others, our undying love for Nikki and Brie Bella, and why Total Divas needs to be resurrected immediately.Then the episode becomes what Samantha has been waiting for:Gilmore Girls.Kaya and Raven are eight episodes into their first-ever watch, and Samantha — a lifelong Stars Hollow resident in spirit — gets to hear their unfiltered opinions.Raven thinks Lorelai never shuts up. Neither of us trusts Max. Luke is growing on us. Paris is already irritating. Richard and Emily are becoming favorites.And Samantha is basically vibrating waiting for us to meet Jess Mariano.Plus: Kaya confesses that she spent years posting Gilmore Girls memes despite never actually watching the show, and Samantha reveals the completely unnecessary lie she used to tell men about being a runner.Subscribe to Raven: https://www.youtube.com/@bitchisbetterpodcastSubscribe to Sam: https://open.spotify.com/show/665PBIgY1eDr9LlsnUGKIsTIMESTAMPS0:13 — Welcome & catch-up1:49 — Housewarming grocery costs and inflation7:37 — Positive news: celebrating Black women on Bravo11:23 — Gypsy Rose updates and the conversation around Ken’s death23:35 — Love Island contracts, cast drama, and post-show fame29:52 — Dancing with the Stars partner pairings31:28 — Bella Twins, reality TV, and relationship arcs36:14 — Streaming subscriptions and surprise renewals40:36 — Gilmore Girls rewatch: first impressions, favorite characters, and scenes62:22 — Vampire Diaries, The Originals, and TV obsessions64:04 — First-time watches and the “I just got back from a run” dating excuse66:43 — Wrap-up and where to find everyoneFOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM HERESUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON HEREOH YEAH WE ON THREADS HEREWHAT? YOU WANT OUR FACEBOOK? I GOT YOU RIGHT HEREYOU WANT SOME VISAULS??? CHECK OUT THE YOUTUBE BABY: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC3K-oo9Q2_B1jWpVq41fS6w

Xavier is gone, but he made sure Katie wouldn’t have a peaceful first day as a Traitor.Kaya and Phillip Solomon are back to break down the next round of The Traitors: New Blood, starting with Xavier’s final move: planting Katie’s name throughout the castle before leaving. Phillip thinks that makes it almost impossible to judge Katie fairly because she entered the Turret already several steps behind.Things get worse when Michael and Ben sacrifice $10,000 for a clue revealing that two players battled in plain sight to become a Traitor. Suddenly Arisa’s strange hand-holding moment becomes a real piece of evidence, and the castle sends yet another Faithful home.We also discuss Joe being the human version of a reaction emoji, Katie getting closer to the younger players, Phillip’s behind-the-scenes Deal or No Deal Island experience, Jay annoying basically everyone, Abby grasping at paper straws, the body-language expert who somehow stopped reading body language, and Michael’s emotional moment after Joe defended him. Phillip also explains why Joe’s support of Michael carries extra weight when you’re a marginalized person entering a social environment where perception can determine whether you stay or go.And then comes what may be the Traitors’ biggest mistake yet: murdering Logan after Logan had already clocked Katie. Instead of removing suspicion, Joe and Tomica may have accidentally confirmed it. Plus: the Death Parade, the murder pool, Jay screaming names with zero evidence and our ongoing campaign to please get this man out of the castle. Subscribe, like and HYPE the video for weekly Traitors: New Blood coverage from Bravo We’re Black. Follow Phillip: https://www.instagram.com/phillipsolomon_/?hl=en 00:46 – Welcome, delayed episodes, and co-host catch-up01:49 – Austin-to-New Jersey travel, East Coast weather, and Florida road rage04:06 – A very serious discussion about full-sugar juice05:19 – Xavier gets sent home and Katie becomes the focus07:32 – Katie’s arrival, Joe’s reactions, and castle social dynamics10:18 – What it was really like filming Deal or No Deal Island11:25 – The battering ram challenge and early suspicion around Arissa12:01 – The traitor clue: “two players battled in plain sight”13:41 – Did the hand-holding moment actually mean something?15:27 – Logan’s quieter strategy and why Katie remains vulnerable17:33 – Kriste'’s theory, Jay’s chaos, and contestant annoyance19:12 – Jay’s energy, social-media speculation, and strategy criticism20:43 – Arisa’s banishment and the missed fashion moments22:16 – The pattern of early eliminations and what it says about the game22:49 – Sherry, Abby, and the “three female traitors” theory24:29 – Jay the body-language expert takes a day off25:33 – Michael’s emotional response to Joe’s support31:23 – The Turret debates who to send home33:00 – The Death Parade mission and the murder pool34:39 – Katie’s positioning, Tomica and Joe’s strategy, and Jay’s blow-up35:45 – Jay reveals his suspected traitor—and no one is convinced37:21 – Why Jay may need to leave, plus Million Dollar Secret comparisons38:28 – Chaotic round-table voting and misspelled names39:03 – Closing thoughts, upcoming episodes, and outroFOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM HERESUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON HEREOH YEAH WE ON THREADS HEREWHAT? YOU WANT OUR FACEBOOK? I GOT YOU RIGHT HEREYOU WANT SOME...

Kaya is joined by Deal or No Deal Island Season 2’s Phillip Solomon for the beginning of our weekly The Traitors: New Blood coverage!After just two episodes, Kaya is ready to make a bold prediction: Joe and Tomica might actually take this thing all the way.But first, we need to discuss Kim lying about being a basketball coach to hide the fact that she’s a lawyer… only for Joe and Tamika to clock her intelligence anyway and make her their first murder.Kaya and Phillip also break down Victor’s extremely suspicious shield grab, Katie vs. Xavier for the third Traitor position, whether this cast truly qualifies as “civilians,” who has the best chance of winning and why Phillip thinks Million Dollar Secret fixes one of The Traitors’ biggest gameplay problems.Then we leave the castle for a little Bravo mess: Phillip tells the story of randomly running into Teresa Giudice and Luis Ruelas, we talk Ultimate Girls Trip, the upcoming celebrity Traitors cast, Cynthia Bailey, Gizelle Bryant, Kristin Chenoweth — and, naturally, Phaedra and Rob.Follow Phillip: https://www.instagram.com/phillipsolomon_/?hl=enTIMESTAMPS00:00 Christy is already reality TV gold00:47 Joe & Tomica could actually win this whole thing02:13 Phillip Solomon joins the weekly Traitors coverage02:43 Are these REALLY “civilian” contestants?09:38 Phillip’s early standouts — Abby, Joe, Clyde & Michael11:10 Christy, Victor & Madeline bring the mess14:20 Katie vs. Xavier for the third Traitor spot17:00 The new prize-money twist changes the stakes18:20 Victor makes a HUGE mistake with the shield21:09 Why Victor is already looking suspicious22:10 Kim lies about being a basketball coach23:55 Why Kim may have looked TOO smart to survive29:36 Kim’s shocking first-night exit29:56 Xavier starts campaigning against Katie34:23 Why the Traitors are already winning36:39 What Million Dollar Secret does better38:47 Who Phillip thinks can actually win41:38 Who feels like a producer plant?43:57 Phillip meets Teresa & Luis in the wild49:14 Ultimate Girls Trip + Housewives outside their franchises52:18 Cynthia Bailey on Celebrity Traitors?!53:46 Why Kristin Chenoweth could be PERFECT casting56:06 What happens if Gizelle isn’t the main character?57:24 Phaedra + Rob… yeah, we went thereFOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM HERESUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON HEREOH YEAH WE ON THREADS HEREWHAT? YOU WANT OUR FACEBOOK? I GOT YOU RIGHT HEREYOU WANT SOME VISAULS??? CHECK OUT THE YOUTUBE BABY: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC3K-oo9Q2_B1jWpVq41fS6w

Kaya and Raven reunite for another Bravo We’re Black × Bitch Is Better crossover to recap another ridiculously fun episode of Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip: Roaring 20th Anniversary.It’s Luann’s day in New York, and apparently that means magic, mentalism, talent shows, group-photo drama and a LOT of yelling.First, a mysterious mentalist somehow has Kyle feeling Luann being touched, correctly guesses the person Chanel Ayan is thinking about and then gets Luann to LEVITATE — much to Raven’s horror.Then Porsha arrives two hours late, and Luann makes it her personal mission to remind everyone that Porsha missed the most important moment of the evening: HER LEVITATION.We also get Teresa playing saxophone, Lisa rapping, Kyle doing the splits, Porsha performing interpretive dance, Vicki ranting and the entire group confronting Luann about constantly planting herself in the middle of every picture.By the end of the night, Luann and Porsha are battling over accountability, Vicki is threatening to deck people and Kaya and Raven are reminded why silly Housewives drama will always beat dark, exhausting storylines.#RHUGT #RealHousewives #Bravo #PorshaWilliams #BravoWereBlackSubscribe to Bravo We're Black and B!tch Is Better for weekly Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip coverage!TIMESTAMPS:0:15 — Opening: Ultimate Girls Trip hype and season-finale dread1:55 — Luann’s New York party takes center stage5:08 — Heather’s boyfriend, dating apps, and “the muscles”9:35 — The magician/mentalist arrives—and immediately causes panic16:06 — Porsha’s late arrival and the mystery hair outfit18:47 — Luann’s endlessly long party speech21:52 — The talent show: saxophone, rapping, dancing, and ranting30:31 — Photo drama: who gets the middle spot?35:15 — The group debates whether Luann was too hard on Porsha44:28 — Alex McCord’s breakdancing, Raygun, and the closing thoughtsDONATE TO THE SICKLE CELL AWARENESS FUNDRAISER HERE: https://gofund.me/14561751b CHECK OUT RAVEN'S PODCAST: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/bitch-is-better/id1496516498 Check out Raven Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@bitchisbetterpodcast Check out Raven's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/mainlyraven/?hl=en Check out Raven's Threads: https://www.threads.com/@mainlyravenTimestamps:  Alex McCord’s Raygun talent show moment45:02 — The Raygun documentary discussion46:57 — What would YOUR Housewives talent be?FOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM HERESUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON HEREOH YEAH WE ON THREADS HEREWHAT? YOU WANT OUR FACEBOOK? I GOT YOU RIGHT HEREYOU WANT SOME VISAULS??? CHECK OUT THE YOUTUBE BABY: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC3K-oo9Q2_B1jWpVq41fS6w

Former Bravo producer Patrick McDonald from Renegade Rainbow joins Kaya for a very special crossover episode! Patrick opens up about his journey from reality star to Bravo producer, getting his start on Married to Medicine, working across RHOA, RHOBH, Vanderpump Rules and more, and eventually earning an Emmy nomination for his work during the Scandoval era.Then we get into some serious behind-the-scenes Bravo tea: the Porsha’s Family Matters fight that was MUCH wilder than viewers saw, how Ken Todd ended up delivering one of Scandoval’s most iconic lines, what Garcelle and Candiace were really like behind the scenes, Heather Gay’s black-eye controversy, Summer House’s leaked audio and why problematic cast members sometimes still make it onto these shows. After all that, Patrick sticks around to recap RHOSLC Season 7 Episode 2 with Kaya. We’re talking Whitney and Justin’s marriage, Bronwyn’s new man, Meredith’s facelift, Lisa and Angie on the ski slopes, Heather Gay, and the group finally getting back to the petty fighting Salt Lake City does best.SUBSCRIBE TO RENEGADE RAINBOW: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/renegade-rainbow/id6810374652FOLLOW PATRICK: https://www.instagram.com/thepatrickmcdonald?stkn=YmF1YW1wbThtOXVkSUBSCRIBE TO RENEGADE RAINBOW'S YOUTUBE:https://youtube.com/@renegaderainbow?si=HDZr96rbrXEH4KnI00:41 — Patrick McDonald joins Bravo We’re Black01:34 — From working in TV to Fire Island, addiction and recovery11:11 — How Patrick found his way back into production18:32 — Married to Medicine becomes his first Bravo production job20:21 — Scandoval, his Emmy nomination & producing major Bravo moments27:22 — What Garcelle was REALLY like behind the scenes30:01 — Why Patrick says people misunderstand Candiace34:38 — The Porsha’s Family Matters fight was WAY crazier than what aired44:48 — How Patrick created Ken Todd’s iconic Scandoval moment48:42 — Bravo mysteries: Does Quad really live in Africa?50:00 — Heather Gay’s black eye & why the production accusation crossed a line53:46 — Why the Summer House leaked-audio drama may have been left out57:09 — Are blogs and podcasts hurting Housewives storylines?1:00:21 — New Housewives immediately coming for the OG1:02:42 — Does casting celebrities help or hurt Housewives?1:05:25 — Why problematic people STILL get cast on reality TV1:09:05 — Patrick launches Renegade Rainbow + his dream guest1:13:12 — RHOSLC Season 7 Episode 2 recap begins1:19:39 — Whitney & Justin…is this marriage already over?1:26:02 — Bronwyn’s new man Brandon Good enters the chat1:31:39 — Meredith’s facelift, the wig & Whitney trying to apologize1:34:39 — Lisa Barlow said absolutely NOT to skiing1:36:17 — Angie, Lisa & our Heather Gay frustrations1:42:42 — The dinner explodes: Meredith, Heather, Bronwyn, Angie & Lisa1:45:33 — Where to follow Patrick + Renegade RainbowFOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM HERESUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON HEREOH YEAH WE ON THREADS HEREWHAT? YOU WANT OUR FACEBOOK? I GOT YOU RIGHT HEREYOU WANT SOME VISAULS??? CHECK OUT THE YOUTUBE BABY: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC3K-oo9Q2_B1jWpVq41fS6w

Kaya and Kendrick are back for Lanterns Episodes 5 and 6, and somehow this show keeps getting crazier. Episode 5 brings the Manhunter storyline to a head as we learn more about Zoe, Rushville’s loyalty to her and just how complicated the entire Green Lantern operation has become. We also get Jon Stewart vs. Hal Jordan — and let’s just say one of them is VERY clearly winning that fight. Then Jon makes a final decision about Zoe before walking away from the Green Lantern life entirely. Or so we thought. Episode 6 jumps forward to 2026, where Jon is working with his brother, designing massive apocalypse bunkers and attempting to move on. Then Bernadette tells him Hal wants to apologize. Jon drives back to Rushville. Hal says he never asked to apologize. Jon punches him. And then… Hal Jordan dies. Now Jon has another mystery to solve, Sheriff Carey has some explaining to do, Guy Gardner is involved again and Jon Stewart needs the Green Lantern ring he previously rejected. By the end of the episode, Jon puts the ring back on — only for a holographic AI version of Hal Jordan to appear and realize that he’s dead. And that STILL leaves the biggest mystery: What the hell is inside Hal Jordan’s giant box? Kaya and Kendrick break down everything they loved, everything that confused them and all the theories heading into the final episodes.Subscribe to I Ken Not: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/i-ken-not-with-kendrick-tucker/id1525311067Timestamps:00:38 — Kaya + Kendrick are back for Lanterns Episodes 5 & 601:47 — Episode 5: Manhunters, Zoe & everything going wrong in Rushville02:40 — Finding out your girlfriend is literally a Manhunter 😭06:18 — Zoe’s past + could Noah be connected to the Manhunters?09:11 — Jon Stewart absolutely WHOOPS Hal Jordan 10:24 — Zoe killed Abin Sur + where the hell is Sinestro? 11:17 — Jon makes his final move against Zoe12:40 — Hal Jordan said stop assuming things about him 👀13:48 — The BLACKest Jon Stewart moment of Episode 5 14:41 — Why the entire town stayed loyal to Zoe 16:26 — Episode 6 begins: welcome to 202617:47 — Jon Stewart is building apocalypse bunkers now?! 19:31 — Aaron Pierre IS Jon Stewart20:09 — Bernadette has been talking to HAL?!21:39 — Jon drives straight back to Rushville for his apology22:21 — HAL JORDAN IS DEAD22:40 — Sheriff Carey reveals she and Hal were back together23:36 — Jon needs the Green Lantern ring again24:21 — Guy Gardner has something Jon needs24:40 — Jon gets arrested in rural Nebraska25:06 — Hal Jordan’s funeral is somehow sad AND hilarious26:03 — Hal wrote his own eulogy because of course he did 27:12 — Jon Stewart’s family drama gets even messier 29:35 — Jon puts the Green Lantern ring back on30:10 — AI Hal Jordan realizes he’s DEAD 😭30:30 — The giant mystery box returns31:30 — Episodes 7 & 8 + final theoriesFOLLOW US ON INSTAGRAM HERESUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON HEREOH YEAH WE ON THREADS HEREWHAT? YOU WANT OUR FACEBOOK? I GOT YOU RIGHT HEREYOU WANT SOME VISAULS??? CHECK OUT THE YOUTUBE BABY: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC3K-oo9Q2_B1jWpVq41fS6w