1240 Cerebral Flatulence Podcast

This episode we talk about being shit activists, Pauline Hanson's website hack, Klaus Schwab's Great Reset, whether or not a social credit system might lead to better parental relationships, and most importantly, we have a look at some product reviews on the deluxe fleshlight... no reason. You're not going to want to miss our hot takes on these hot button issues! ## LINKS ## My Secret Shame - Convenience: Cast from any site: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.instantbits.cast.webvideo Activist Hijinks - Pauline Hanson's website hack: Pauline Hanson gets emotional: https://www.couriermail.com.au/technology/pauline-hansons-website-redirected-to-refugee-council-of-australia/news-story/24c956ee7409faf7ecf83485feed2652 Fucken Globalists - The Great Reset, by Klaus Schwab: Do you even read, bro? https://www.amazon.com.au/COVID-19-Great-Reset-Klaus-Schwab-ebook/dp/B08CRZ9VZB Spank Bank - Male sex toy reviews: Get your Fleshlight (reveiws) here: https://www.amazon.com.au/Fleshlight-Vibro-Lady-male-masturbator/product-reviews/B002R69LW8/ Big Tech Fuckery - Social Credit Felix Rex vid on Social Credit: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hp-IODzScgM

This week we're back with a new segment-based format. This episode we talk about why Rodders ruined the podcast, have our now regular rapid-fire catch up, and discuss the big topics facing humanity today. Find out what Google has been up to in "Big Tech Fuckery", how that bitch Christine Legarde is attempting to slander bitcoin in "Fucken Globalists", learn Harv and Rodders deep-seated regrets in "My Secret Shame" and laugh as Harv ineptly vets his stand up material in "Heckle Me This". And if you're feeling randy and like blue booty, we've got a Spank Bank segment just for you. ## LINKS ## Spank Bank - Blue Booty: (apologies, it looks like Stephymoon_ has given up on her Chaturbate gig) My Secret Shame - Luke Slurkowski: https://www.youtube.com/user/wearechange/videos Big Tech Fuckery - Googz Burying OZ News: https://www.abc.net.au/news/science/2021-01-15/google-experiment-burying-links-commercial-news-sites/13060658 Fucken Globalists - Christine Craps on Crypto: https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2018/mar/13/imf-christine-lagarde-calls-bitcoin-crackdown-cryptocurrencies

Drag yourself out of bed on a Sunday morning listening to ill-informed patter from Rodders and Harv. This week we celebrate 40 episodes and reflect on how unprofessional and lazy we are, discuss the supposed mk-ultra experiment "Polybius" and consider the likelihood of a video game triggering mind control. We also talk about ways to tell if your significant other, friend or colleague is a narcissist, and how narcissists can wreak havoc in your life if you let them. If you close your eyes and put some Pink Floyd on in the background, then turn our voices way, way down, you'll probably enjoy this one. ## LINKS ## Polybius: The Legend of Polybius: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gLypLPTljg Share A Slice podcast on Polybius: http://shareaslicepodcast.com/2017/03/11/polybius/ Funny Polybius video by Angry Video Game Nerd: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4hktqhBpzY Narcissism: Signs of narcissism: https://www.mindbodygreen.com/articles/14-signs-of-narcissism Is your significant other a narcissist? https://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/communication-success/201409/10-signs-youre-in-relationship-narcissist

Drag yourself out of bed on a Sunday morning listening to ill-informed patter from Rodders and Harv. Today we talk about Caelan Cavanagh's latest video "I LOVE BLACK PANTHER!!!", puzzle over the meaning of Dave Chapelle's last Comedy Special "The Bird Revelation", and wonder how much control the ruling establishment really hold over entertainers and the media. Oh and we rename the podcast. So enjoy the 1240 Cerebral Flatulence Podcast! ## LINKS ## Caelan Cavanagh's Black Panther video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=haOnofTpNlo A Transcript of the Dave Chappelle Comedy Special "The Bird Revelation": http://scrapsfromtheloft.com/2018/01/03/dave-chappelle-the-bird-revelation-2017-full-transcript/ Vulture Article on Chappelle's The Bird Revelation: http://www.vulture.com/2018/01/dave-chappelle-how-seriously-does-he-want-to-be-taken.html A (misguided?) analysis of Chappelle's Pimp Story: http://www.vulture.com/2018/01/dave-chappelle-pimp-story-bird-revelation-close-read.html IlluminatiWatcher's conspiracy view: https://youtu.be/vlEez-cmGa4?t=2183

Drag yourself out of bed on a Sunday morning listening to ill-informed patter from Rodders and Harv. Today we talk inverse boners and pseudo-scrotums, explore the massive Illuminati Conspiracy Map, dabble in indigenous affairs and unveil our favourite new crazy conspiracy channel EyeSpy, who reveals the "real faces" of public figures using Photoshop. We hope you enjoy the podcast! ## LINKS ## Female Hyenas have inverse boners: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8d6oumhz5jE EyeSpy's channel - revealing real faces: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Evcxv068U1M The conspiracy map: https://throughthelookingglassnews.wordpress.com/2017/11/24/qanon-learn-to-read-the-map-hd/amp

Drag yourself out of bed on a Sunday morning listening to ill-informed patter from Rodders and Harv. Today we explore the link between Hollywood sexual misconduct revelations and the media's anti-Trump campaign, discuss the idea of determinism and if having no free will is philosophically repugnant, and caution listeners about uploading dick picks to the blockchain -- while inventing an app that does just that. We hope you enjoy the podcast! ## LINKS ## Sexual consent app? Swipe to fuck? https://www.gizmodo.com.au/2018/01/men-try-to-redefine-sexual-consent-with-blockchain/ James Franco sexual misconduct: http://beta.latimes.com/business/hollywood/la-fi-ct-james-franco-allegations-20180111-htmlstory.html

Drag yourself out of bed on a Sunday morning listening to ill-informed patter from Rodders and Harv. Today we discuss the fake news propaganda surrounding "those crazy North Koreans", look at the voracity of the "rice experiment" and the power of conscious intention, and chew the fat about Ozzieman Review's purposed "most dangerous of dangerwanks". Because apparently that's a thing... We hope you enjoy the podcast and leave us nice positive comments so we won't turn bright orange and rot like hated rice. ## LINKS ## Truthstream: The Power of Intentions https://youtu.be/D1sWVjXhKfg Two Aussies go to North Korea for a haircut https://youtu.be/JNVCdL908ko Russia story is STILL bullshit: https://youtu.be/pIm9zNItYq8?t=151 Betrayed by Incognito? http://www.ozzyman.com/google-sends-you-this-cheeky-message-if-youve-been-watching-too-much-porn-on-the-sly/

Drag yourself out of bed on a Sunday morning listening to ill-informed patter from Rodders and Harv. Today we talk about the sexual strategies of rats (hint: they are cockblocks), go through a few prescient predictions the Simpsons have made (or did they?), and talk about the recent revelation that Facebook was designed to game human perception while also destroying the social fabric of society. Give it a listen, tell your friends and cheers! ## LINKS ## Rats ejaculate cement: https://youtu.be/3cpuyqxzyyM Zucky wants to 'fix' Facebook: https://www.reuters.com/article/us-facebook-zuckerberg/ceo-zuckerberg-sets-2018-goal-fix-facebook-idUSKBN1ET26H Facebook ripping apart fabric of society: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39RS3XbT2pU The Simpsons keep predicting things: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5OOPEtd4N7U

Drag yourself out of bed on a Sunday morning listening to ill-informed patter from Rodders and Harv. Today it's new years eve and what better time to take a look back on some of the topics we've covered and see if we still feel the same way about them now as we did back then? Give it a listen if it interests ya.

Drag yourself out of bed on a Sunday morning listening to ill-informed patter from Rodders and Harv. This week, we open our Christmas presents and say Merry Xmas, and thanks for listening. We also make a vague segue into beer, elites and the Illuminati, but it's mostly Christmas. Not much else to it, really -- give it a listen if it interests ya.