Krista's back on the gear and feeling menthol fresh! Is Karl the poo cyclist, or is it bad enough that he is a plausible poo cyclist? Haz forgets the password to the mainframe and Chelsea is stuck in her own honey trap. CJ and special guest Linlee Dale of the Plain Jane Fan Page recap Neighbours Episodes 9024 to 9030 in the PirateNet Studios.

Hopefully downloading this doesn't give you Malware. Haz is a secret IT scholar; Paul steps up to be the celebrant nobody knew they needed; JJ finds out his dad is the crim he just abetted; Chelsea lodges her own docket with the IT department; and Karl has us going, 'we brought the show back for THIS?' CJ and Kate recap Episodes 9020 to 9023 in the PirateNet Studios.

Father-and-son crimes, Paul helps Krista in her darkest hour, and the theory of Haz and Hazn't! CJ and special guest co-host Bec Dahl recap Episodes 9012 to 9020 in the PirateNet Studios.

Toadie is perplexed that his wife is taking a minute to process his infidelity; Chelsea sets a preggo agenda; Uncle Felix needs a fake alibi for a sadarse party; and instead of one good Haz, we've got two bad ones! CJ and Vaya recap Episodes 9008 to 9011 in the PirateNet Studios.

Are there any redeeming qualities left of Toadfish? CJ, Kate and Vaya recap Episodes 9004 to 9007 in the PirateNet Studios.

Finally some movement with the cursed love quad and we only had to send two of them to the dump to make it happen... Sadie enjoys an evening with the Maestro, and Uncle Felix moves in with no thrilling mystery whatsover. Kate and Vaya recap Episodes 9001 to 9003 in the PirateNet Studios.

A bonus pod to dissect the Neighbours 9000th ep, featuring Aaron's Festivus-inspired airing of Paul's grievances. CJ, Kate and Vaya recap Episode 9000 in the PirateNet Studios in three times as long as it took the episode itself to air.

Ramsay Street's shortest paternity mystery is solved in two scenes; Red Velvet Cake nearly brings down Erinsborough High; Sadie wishes to play first violin in Byron's string section; and Chelsea gets her hands on Paul's most lucrative manila folder. CJ, Kate and Vaya examine Episodes 8996 to 8999 in the PirateNet Studios.

The Shitbag of the Week of the Month is here and he's had a sugar crash! Nicolette isn't coping with co-parenting amid grief, Chelsea Lately attempts a conservatorship over Paul, and Our Mel slips into her Thirst Trap Tiger Stripes to entice the Toad back. CJ, Kate and Vaya examine Episodes 8992 to 8995 in the PirateNet Studios.

Legal Eagle Bec is back with CJ and Vaya to unpack a cheeky little post-death Ramsay Street Siege! Evil Eden escapes hospital, amid Paul, Leo and Aaron's turbulent grief for David; the street slow-cooks; and Chelsea steps into the role of saucy funeral planner. We examine Episodes 8984 to 8987 in the PirateNet Studios.