After 22 years on the air at KS95, Ryan said goodbye to all our wonderful listeners. This is his entire final show with Crisco and Dez. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

#EpicSecrets " I still dream about my first love that turned into an affair years later and ended with a 5150 lockup (for him) when I finally wised up and broke things off. Still the hottest lust I've ever felt and the most adventurous unicorn sessions ever." "I will NEVER tell anyone this, but my boyfriend had surgery recently to have an implant put in, due to ED, now unicorn is awesome!" "I cheated on my ex-boyfriend, and he never knew, and I felt horrible after, so I never told him. But then he cheated on me several times later in the relationship." Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's truly hard to believe, but this is Ryan's last After Hours podcast. Just like everything else this week, it's an emotional rollercoaster. We laugh, we cry, and we reflect on a legendary career. As always, we can never thank our listeners enough. None of this would be possible without you. And from every single one of us, we love and thank you Ryan. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What are you doing your best to hide?! "My gold and silver bars. Hiding them from the spouse." "Trying to hide... ALL MY FAT!" "I spent years hiding, or masking as it's called, my type 1 autism. It was exhausting and I was in a poor mental state throughout high school. But I graduated last year, found an excellent job working with an accepting employer, and have not masked since." Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mary is faced with a massive bill that is not her fault! Who should have to pay the vet bill because her dog got high?! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

There's just one last thing Ryan wants to do before he says goodbye to us Friday and he needs your help! We also play another round of You Laugh You Lose. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Steve is terrified to bring another kid into the world! And it’s mostly because of the person his wife turns into when she’s pregnant! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

#SexyFails "My fiancé tried to do a sexy dance on our bed for me. When he stood up, he nailed his head on the fan that was on. I've never seen someone drop so fast. He broke one of the slats. I DIED!" "In the middle of a marathon adult time, I paused to grab a drink of water from the tumbler on the bedside table. There was a ladybug in the straw, which immediately got lodged in my throat. I was choking and gagging, which only got worse when it released its stink oil. Session ruined #SexFail" "This is Brady from Savage and I DO still listen!!! I tried to play my Crisco Hit/Miss song to get in the mood... needless to say, wife did NOT get excited. She told me to turn it off and said she was suddenly "too tired". *SIGH*" Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

You have to hear about this absolutely incredible short story one amazing listener wrote about Crisco, Dez & Ryan!! Plus, another listener wrote a Top 10 list for Ryan of things he won't miss after leaving KS95. It's hilarious and brutally honest! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

He swore he'd never do it, but last night he realized he had to. For you! Ryan joined Instagram last night after realizing it's the best way to stay in touch with all of us. Listen here and you can learn all about how to find him, how to stay in touch with him and more. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices