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November 28, 2019
Happy Thanksgiving! Please enjoy our confusing voices on the way to your awkward family dinner. This week on Myopia Defend Your Childhood, we see Harrison Ford stop the Troubles. We watched Patriot Games, Sean Bean is in this one, so I guess his fate is not spoiler territory. Thanks to everyone who came out to Cineprov to watch Snowbeast! In December we will be ruining childhood memories on December 5th, see you there! If you want to support us, we are joining with Geekly Oddcast and Here Be Tygers for a Patreon! We will start to have exclusive content there! Please continue to rate and review us! We are on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify and could use the support; the more ratings you give the easier it is for others to find us. Also, do you follow us elsewhere? Facebook?  Twitter? Myopia? Also, for those of you who are truly film folks, I have created a Letterboxd page! Check out what episodes we have done here! How will Patriot Games stand when we put it on trial? Host: Nic HoffmannPanel: Daniel, Matthew
November 14, 2019
This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, it was the one-armed man! We watched The Fugitive and Harrison Ford is totally going to jail! Thanks to everyone who came out to Cineprov to watch Snowbeast! In December we have two shows! See Christmas Evil on December 5th and we will be ruining childhood memories on December 19th! Please continue to rate and review us! We are on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify and could use the support; the more ratings you give the easier it is for others to find us. Also, do you follow us elsewhere? Facebook?  Twitter? Myopia? Also, for those of you who are truly film folks, I have created a Letterboxd page! Check out what episodes we have done here! How will The Fugitive stand when we put it on trial? Host: Nic Hoffmann Panel: Daniel, Matthew
October 31, 2019
Happy Halloween! This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we have such wonderful sights to show you! We watched Hellraiser, the one you made us watch on a poll...thanks..... The Action Star poll is in full effect ends today! We have already run 55 rounds! Keep checking the Twitter, where we put up polls constantly! You will help us choose a December theme soon! Want to see me live? Thanks to you all who showed up on October 3rd, to see us riffing Terminator with Cineprov! Come out on November 7th to see Snowbeast! Please continue to rate and review us! We are on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify and could use the support; the more ratings you give the easier it is for others to find us. Also, do you follow us elsewhere? Facebook?  Twitter? Myopia? Also, for those of you who are truly film folks, I have created a Letterboxd page! Check out what episodes we have done here! How will Hellraiser stand when we put it on trial? Host: Nic HoffmannPanel: Daniel, Matthew, and Steve
October 17, 2019
This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we see the wet fart that started an iconic franchise, we watched Friday the 13th, the movie where nothing happens. The Action Star poll is in full effect! We have already run 22 rounds! Keep checking the Twitter feed where we will put up each poll for two days (check the end of the string for the most up to date poll) and the Facebook group if you want to see the pictures! You have also helped us pick the final movie of the month, Hellraiser! Help us all... Want to see me live? Thanks to you all who showed up on October 3rd, to see us riffing Terminator with Cineprov! Come out on November 7th to see Snowbeast! Please continue to rate and review us! We are on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify and could use the support; the more ratings you give the easier it is for others to find us. Also, do you follow us elsewhere? Facebook?  Twitter? Myopia? Also, for those of you who are truly film folks, I have created a Letterboxd page! Check out what episodes we have done here! We are a proud member of the ESO Network! Please join the ESO Patreon! How will Friday the 13th stand when we put it on trial? Host: Nic HoffmannPanel: Daniel, Matthew, and Steve
October 9, 2019
This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we lean into our insomnia as we watched the classic, A Nightmare on Elm Street! A tale of creepy janitors and feeling dozy. The Action Star poll is in full effect! We have already run 22 rounds! Keep checking the Twitter feed where we will put up each poll for two days (check the end of the string for the most up to date poll) and the Facebook group if you want to see the pictures! You have also helped us pick the final movie of the month, Hellraiser! Help us all... Want to see me live? Thanks to you all who showed up on October 3rd, to see us riffing Terminator with Cineprov! Come out on November 7th to see Snowbeast! Please continue to rate and review us! We are on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify and could use the support; the more ratings you give the easier it is for others to find us. Also, do you follow us elsewhere? Facebook?  Twitter? Myopia? Also, for those of you who are truly film folks, I have created a Letterboxd page! Check out what episodes we have done here! We are a proud member of the ESO Network! Please join the ESO Patreon! How will A Nightmare on Elm Street stand when we put it on trial? Host: Nic HoffmannPanel: Daniel, Matthew, and Steve
September 26, 2019
This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we return to Gary Busey town and he brings the greatest backup cast for a 'B' movie ever; including Rutger Hauer, Ice-T, Charles S. Dutton, F. Murray Abraham, John C. McGinley The Action Star poll is in full effect! The category round pulled in 3600 votes and now we are hitting the brackets! Check the Twitter feed where we will put up each poll for two days (check the end of the string for the most up to date poll) and the Facebook group if you want to see the pictures! Stay tuned for more polls in the future! In October we are doing a heavy hitters month of slasher films. We have chosen Freddy Krueger and Jason Voorhees, but you will chose the third on October 1st, watch for the poll! Want to see me live? On October 3rd, I will be riffing Terminator with Cineprov! Please continue to rate and review us! We are on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify and could use the support; the more ratings you give the easier it is for others to find us. Also, do you follow us elsewhere? Facebook?  Twitter? Myopia? Also, for those of you who are truly film folks, I have created a Letterboxd page! Check out what episodes we have done here! We are a proud member of the ESO Network! Please join the ESO Patreon! How will Surviving the Game stand when we put it on trial? Host: Nic HoffmannPanel: Daniel
September 12, 2019
This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we watch a classic JCVD and John Woo film, Hard Target! And we learn why Wilfred Brimley gets to act! The poll for our next month is closed! Please enjoy this hunting humans for sport month you all chose! Currently we are running an action movie star bracket on our twitter and already 1300+ votes have been cast! Stay tuned for more polls in the future! In October we are doing a heavy hitters month of slasher films. We have chosen Freddy Krueger and Jason Voorhees, but you will chose the third, watch for the poll! A quick thanks also for those of you who came to see me perform Mega Shark Versus Giant Octopus with Cineprov. Next month in October, we are riffing Terminator! Please continue to rate and review us! We are on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify and could use the support; the more ratings you give the easier it is for others to find us. Also, do you follow us elsewhere? Facebook? Instagram? Twitter? Myopia? Also, for those of you who are truly film folks, I have created a Letterboxd page! Check out what episodes we have done here! We are a proud member of the ESO Network! Please join the ESO Patreon! How will Hard Target stand when we put it on trial? Host: Nic HoffmannPanel: Daniel, Matthew, and Steve
August 29, 2019
Welcome to our 200th movie! Along the way there have been repeats and side quests, but 200 different films have graced our screens and we have settled on the oft requested and much maligned Wild Wild West! One would think the star and director of Men In Black would put together a better movie, but they would be much mistaken. Does it have a mechanical spider that is the subject of Kevin Smith's best story? Sure does! Do you see Will Smith's nakedness (yep, from behind after having sex in the town's water supply). Is it stunningly racist? Hoooooo-boy is it ever! Fun? Nope, not a bit! Here's to 200 more! The poll for our next month is closed! We are hunting humans for sport in September! Stay tuned for more polls in the future! In October we are doing a heavy hitters month of slasher films. We have chosen Freddy Krueger and Jason Voorhees, but you will chose the third, watch for the poll! A quick thanks also for those of you who came to see me perform Mega Shark Versus Giant Octopus with Cineprov. Next month on September 5th, we are riffing Robot Holocaust! Please continue to rate and review us! We are on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify and could use the support; the more ratings you give the easier it is for others to find us. Also, do you follow us elsewhere? Facebook? Instagram? Twitter? Myopia? Also, for those of you who are truly film folks, I have created a Letterboxd page! Check out what episodes we have done here! We are a proud member of the ESO Network! Please join the ESO Patreon! How will Wild Wild West stand when we put it on trial? Host: Nic Hoffmann Panel: Daniel, Matthew, and Steve
August 15, 2019
We have returned in triumph to talk about the cripplingly boring film, The Dark Crystal! We love Jim Henson, but wow. Anyway, welcome to Season 6! This season we are changing a few things. First, as mentioned at the end of last season, we will be going down to every other week. While this means less episode, it should mean more quality and an opportunity to do more fun episodes and random bonuses. Next, we are still doing theme months, but we are going to let you pick most of the themes! Check Twitter and Facebook for the categories and vote! Finally, thanks for listening in for five seasons, here is to many more! A quick thanks also for those of you who came to see me perform Mega Shark Versus Giant Octopus with Cineprov. Next month on September 5th, we are riffing Robot Holocaust! Please continue to rate and review us! We are on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify and could use the support; the more ratings you give the easier it is for others to find us. Also, do you follow us elsewhere? Facebook? Instagram? Twitter? Myopia? Also, for those of you who are truly film folks, I have created a Letterboxd page! Check out what episodes we have done here! We are a proud member of the ESO Network! Please join the ESO Patreon! How will the Dark Crystal hold up when we put it on trial? Host: Nicolas HoffmannPanel: Matthew and Daniel
July 18, 2019
This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood - Mission Briefing Summer ReRelease, we rewatch Thunderball, kinda. We saw Never Say Never Again! Sean Connery's last stint as James Bond, for reals this time. Please continue to rate and review us! We are on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify and could use the support; the more ratings you give the easier it is for others to find us. Also, do you follow us elsewhere? Facebook? Instagram? Twitter? Myopia? Also, for those of you who are truly film folks, I have created a Letterboxd page! Check out what episodes we have done here! Thanks to all of you who came out to watch Larry, Evan, and Candace riff at Atlanta Comic Con! In August come watch me do a mystery riff! A fan will pick the movie out of a sack of selections! See the mystery riff! We are a proud member of the ESO Network! Please join the ESO Patreon! Host: Nicolas HoffmannBond Panel: Jon and Daniel
July 13, 2019
This week, Bond finds Bambi and Thumper and starts a weird naming fetish. We see the final Sean Connery Bond Movie, or do we? We watched the slapstick Diamonds are Forever! Please continue to rate and review us! We are on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify and could use the support; the more ratings you give the easier it is for others to find us. Also, do you follow us elsewhere? Facebook? Instagram? Twitter? Myopia? Also, for those of you who are truly film folks, I have created a Letterboxd page! Check out what episodes we have done here! Thanks to all of you who came out to watch Larry, Evan, and Candace riff at Atlanta Comic Con! In August come watch me do a mystery riff! A fan will pick the movie out of a sack of selections! See the mystery riff! We are a proud member of the ESO Network! Please join the ESO Patreon! How will Sean Connery’s James Bond Hold Up! Host: Nicolas HoffmannPanel: Mark, Jon, Jeremy
July 6, 2019
This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, Mission Briefing returns to On Her Majesty's Secret Service because they wouldn't pay Sean Connery more then the minimum. Please continue to rate and review us! We are on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify and could use the support; the more ratings you give the easier it is for others to find us. Also, do you follow us elsewhere? Facebook? Instagram? Twitter? Myopia? Also, for those of you who are truly film folks, I have created a Letterboxd page! Check out what episodes we have done here! Thanks to all of you who came out to watch Larry, Evan, and Candace riff Red Dawn! In July we will be riffing at Atlanta Comic Con and keep an eye out for additional shows that may pop up! We are a proud member of the ESO Network! Please join the ESO Patreon! How will George Lazenby's James Bond Hold Up! Host: Nicolas HoffmannPanel: Steve T and Matt P
June 27, 2019
This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we revisit a moment where Bond gets racist! Like, Scotish Sean Connery turns Japanese, I really think so. Also, he was so popular as Bond at this point, that it affected the movie shoot. Also, Ninjas! Please continue to rate and review us! We are on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify and could use the support; the more ratings you give the easier it is for others to find us. Also, do you follow us elsewhere? Facebook? Instagram? Twitter? Myopia? Also, for those of you who are truly film folks, I have created a Letterboxd page! Check out what episodes we have done here! Thanks to all of you who came out to watch Larry, Evan, and Candace riff Red Dawn! In July we will be riffing at Atlanta Comic Con and keep an eye out for additional shows that may pop up! We are a proud member of the ESO Network! Please join the ESO Patreon! How will Sean Connery’s James Bond Hold Up! Host: Nicolas HoffmannBond Experts: Jon and Steve
June 20, 2019
This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we go under the sea for our summer rerelease followed by taking a little nap. We watched Thunderball! Please continue to rate and review us! We are on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify and could use the support; the more ratings you give the easier it is for others to find us. Also, do you follow us elsewhere? Facebook? Instagram? Twitter? Myopia? Also, for those of you who are truly film folks, I have created a Letterboxd page! Check out what episodes we have done here! Thanks to all of you who came out to watch Larry, Evan, and Candace riff Red Dawn! In July we will be riffing at Atlanta Comic Con and keep an eye out for additional shows that may pop up! We are a proud member of the ESO Network! Please join the ESO Patreon! How will Sean Connery’s James Bond Hold Up! Host: Nicolas HoffmannBond Experts: Thomas, Matt P
June 14, 2019
Today on Myopia: Summer Reruns, we watch probably to most popular Bond of the Connery Era, Goldfinger! My moving process is going slowly, but we are working to bring you new stuff soon. In the mean time, lets listen to a classic ep! Please continue to rate and review us! We are on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify and could use the support; the more ratings you give the easier it is for others to find us. Also, do you follow us elsewhere? Facebook? Instagram? Twitter? Myopia? Also, for those of you who are truly film folks, I have created a Letterboxd page! Check out what episodes we have done here! Thanks to all of you who came out to watch Larry, Evan, and Candace riff Red Dawn! In July we will be riffing at Atlanta Comic Con and keep an eye out for additional shows that may pop up! We are a proud member of the ESO Network! Please join the ESO Patreon! How will Sean Connery's James Bond Hold Up! Host: Nicolas HoffmannBond Experts: Thomas, Jon, Matt P
June 11, 2019
We have returned with From Russia With Love, a bond classic, that unfortunately gets dwarfed by its sequel. However, the summer reruns continue to roll on and we continue to work to bring you solid content! We will have new stuff soon, but for now enjoy dusting off this classic episode! Please continue to rate and review us! We are on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify and could use the support; the more ratings you give the easier it is for others to find us. Also, do you follow us elsewhere? Facebook? Instagram? Twitter? Myopia? Also, for those of you who are truly film folks, I have created a Letterboxd page! Check out what episodes we have done here! Thanks to all of you who came out to watch Larry, Evan, and Candace riff Red Dawn! In July we will be riffing at Atlanta Comic Con and keep an eye out for additional shows that may pop up! We are a proud member of the ESO Network! Please join the ESO Patreon! How will Sean Connery's James Bond Hold Up! Host: Nicolas HoffmannBond Experts: Thomas, Jon, Mark
June 6, 2019
Welcome to Summer 2019! Since there has been all sorts of Bond 25 news like new directors, new settings and whether Daniel Craig will ever walk again, we thought a Bond summer would be perfect! After polling the old Mission Briefig team, they all wanted a Sean summer! For the next few weeks, we will trapse through Connery with some bonus materials along the way!  Please continue to rate and review us! We are on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify and could use the support; the more ratings you give the easier it is for others to find us. Also, do you follow us elsewhere? Facebook? Instagram? Twitter? Myopia? Also, for those of you who are truly film folks, I have created a Letterboxd page! Check out what episodes we have done here! Want to see a funny show, in fact, Creative Loafing’s People’s Choice Award for Best Comedy Show? Cineprov is riffing at the Plaza June 6th the 1980's John Milius and Patrick Swayze classic Red Dawn! Wolverines! We are a proud member of the ESO Network! Please join the ESO Patreon! How will Sean Connery's James Bond Hold Up! Host: Nic Panel: Matt P, Mark, and Jon
May 30, 2019
This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we end Daniel's series on the rise and fall of Michael Eisner. From the Little Mermaid, which we will not cover, to Atlantis: The Lost Empire, which we already did. I would like to thank Daniel for his work on this series and Jon and I for quickly forgetting it. Let us know if this series interested you, because we could do something similar again soon! Please continue to rate and review us! We are on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify and could use the support; the more ratings you give the easier it is for others to find us. Also, do you follow us elsewhere? Facebook? Instagram? Twitter? Myopia? Also, for those of you who are truly film folks, I have created a Letterboxd page! Check out what episodes we have done here! Want to see a funny show, in fact, Creative Loafing’s People’s Choice Award for Best Comedy Show? Cineprov is riffing at the Plaza June 6th the 1980’s John Milius and Patrick Swayze classic Red Dawn! Wolverines! We are a proud member of the ESO Network! Please join the ESO Patreon! As we remember Michael Eisner's fall at Disney! Host: DanielPanel: Jon and Nic
May 23, 2019
As we wrap up season 5, we take the second to last meander down the path of Michael Eisner. Daniel is rapidly speeding toward Eisner's decline and, like all good Americans, he can partially blame the French. Please continue to rate and review us! We are on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify and could use the support; the more ratings you give the easier it is for others to find us. Also, do you follow us elsewhere? Facebook? Instagram? Twitter? Myopia? Also, for those of you who are truly film folks, I have created a Letterboxd page! Check out what episodes we have done here! Want to see a funny show, in fact, Creative Loafing’s People’s Choice Award for Best Comedy Show? Cineprov is riffing at the Plaza June 6th the 1980's John Milius and Patrick Swayze classic Red Dawn! Wolverines! We are a proud member of the ESO Network! Please join the ESO Patreon! Host: DanielPanel: Jon and Nic
May 15, 2019
This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we learn the power of Technicolor. We watched the Wachowski's Speed Racer! Who would have guessed it, but appearantly I have always wanted to see John Goodman kill a ninja... Please continue to rate and review us! We are on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify and could use the support; the more ratings you give the easier it is for others to find us. Also, do you follow us elsewhere? Facebook? Instagram? Twitter? Myopia? Also, for those of you who are truly film folks, I have created a Letterboxd page! Check out what episodes we have done here! Want to see a funny show, in fact, Creative Loafing’s People’s Choice Award for Best Comedy Show? Cineprov is riffing at the Plaza June 6th the 1980's John Milius and Patrick Swayze classic Red Dawn! Wolverines! We are a proud member of the ESO Network! Please join the ESO Patreon! How will Speed Racer stand when we put it on trial? Host: NicDefendant: EvanPanel: Matthew, Daniel, Evan
May 8, 2019
This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we look back on how Jason Alexander and Robert DeNiro used all their good will and fame from the early 90s. We saw Rocky and Bullwinkle, MOOSE AND SQUIRREL! Please continue to rate and review us! We are on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify and could use the support; the more ratings you give the easier it is for others to find us. Also, do you follow us elsewhere? Facebook? Instagram? Twitter? Myopia? Also, for those of you who are truly film folks, I have created a Letterboxd page! Check out what episodes we have done here! Want to see a funny show, in fact, Creative Loafing’s People’s Choice Award for Best Comedy Show? Cineprov is riffing at the Plaza June 6th the 1980's John Milius and Patrick Swayze classic Red Dawn! Wolverines! We are a proud member of the ESO Network! Please join the ESO Patreon! How will Rocky and Bullwinkle stand when we put it on trial? Host: NicDefendant: NicPanel: Matthew, Daniel
May 2, 2019
This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we wrap our 2019 Public Defender Month! The Month of movie you wanted to defend, and we wrapped with a precocious kid classic! We saw Jonathan Taylor Thomas (or JTT as the girls I was in middle school with called him) and Chevy Chase (or douchebag as the actors who work with him called him) in Man of the House!  Please continue to rate and review us! We are on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify and could use the support; the more ratings you give the easier it is for others to find us. Also, do you follow us elsewhere? Facebook? Instagram? Twitter? Myopia? Also, for those of you who are truly film folks, I have created a Letterboxd page! Check out what episodes we have done here! Want to see a funny show, in fact, Creative Loafing’s People’s Choice Award for Best Comedy Show? Cineprov is riffing at the Plaza May 2nd and I will be on this episode! We will be riffing on the movie Boogeyman (1980) Weeee! We are a proud member of the ESO Network! Please join the ESO Patreon! How will Man of the House stand when we put it on trial? Host: NicPublic Defendant: ErikPanel: Matthew, Daniel, Charlie
April 25, 2019
This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood we dust of an AOL disc with 100 free hours! What a deal! We watched Hackers, the sexiest movie about hackers since Silicone Valley (the porno version of Silicon Valley).  Please continue to rate and review us! We are on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify and could use the support; the more ratings you give the easier it is for others to find us. Also, do you follow us elsewhere? Facebook? Instagram? Twitter? Myopia? Also, for those of you who are truly film folks, I have created a Letterboxd page! Check out what episodes we have done here! Want to see a funny show, in fact, Creative Loafing's People's Choice Award for Best Comedy Show? Cineprov is riffing at the Plaza May 2nd and I will be on this episode! We will be riffing on the movie Boogeyman (1980) Weeee! We are a proud member of the ESO Network! Please join the ESO Patreon! How will Hackers stand when we put it on trial? Host: NicPublic Defendant: ScottPanel: Matthew, Daniel
April 18, 2019
This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we reinforce the cliches of high school, root for a man who grabs an unwilling teenager by the crotch, and witness an authority figure threaten and hit a child. We watched the Trump Documentary, I mean, The Breakfast Club, will you forget about me? Please continue to rate and review us! We are on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify and could use the support; the more ratings you give the easier it is for others to find us. Also, do you follow us elsewhere? Facebook? Instagram? Twitter? Myopia? Also, for those of you who are truly film folks, I have created a Letterboxd page! Check out what episodes we have done here! Want to see a funny show, in fact, Creative Loafing's People's Choice Award for Best Comedy Show? Cineprov is riffing at the Plaza Saturday! Usually we perform today, but instead this Saturday, we will be doing a special Saturday show on the Roger Corman Fantastic Four! We are a proud member of the ESO Network! Please join the ESO Patreon! How will The Breakfast Club stand when we put it on trial? Host: NicPublic Defendant: LaurenPanel: Adam, Daniel
April 11, 2019
After technical issues, we are starting Public Defender Month with a selection from Kels on our Twitter feed who selected the movie that proves, after accidentally killing a man, Matthew Broderick will act in anything. We watched Inspector Gadget, how do you get such a simple movie so very wrong? Please continue to rate and review us! We are on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify and could use the support; the more ratings you give the easier it is for others to find us. Also, do you follow us elsewhere? Facebook? Instagram? Twitter? Myopia? Also, for those of you who are truly film folks, I have created a Letterboxd page! Check out what episodes we have done here! Interested in stroking my ego and seeing me live? Well, after doing the bizzare Hanger 18, we have decided to not cover the sequel Hanger 19, Hangerin' for More! Instead we are covering the Roger Corman not released cult classic Fantastic Four! As a special Saturday episode on April 20th! We are a proud member of the ESO Network! Please join the ESO Patreon! How will Inspector Gadget stand when we put it on trial? Host: NicPublic Defendant: KelsPanel: Matthew, Daniel, Kelsey
April 1, 2019
This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood we watch a movie in which Johnny Depp takes advantage of friendship for profit, leaving people disappointed in him...awkard. We watched Finding Neverland, Dustin Hoffman is in this because he played Captain Hook in Hook...sigh... Please continue to rate and review us! We are on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify and could use the support; the more ratings you give the easier it is for others to find us. Also, do you follow us elsewhere? Facebook? Instagram? Twitter? Myopia? Also, for those of you who are truly film folks, I have created a Letterboxd page! Check out what episodes we have done here! Interested in stroking my ego and seeing me live? Well, after doing the bizzare Hanger 18, we have decided to not cover the sequel Hanger 19, Hangerin' for More! Instead we are covering the Roger Corman not released cult classic Fantastic Four! As a special Saturday episode on April 20th! We are a proud member of the ESO Network! Please join the ESO Patreon! How will Finding Neverland stand when we put it on trial? Host: Nic Hoffmann Defendant: Dan Panel: Daniel, Matthew
March 28, 2019
This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we learn that video games are made by only one person.  We watched the Disney live action remake, 101 Dalmatians, man Glenn Close really showed up for an embarrassing movie. Please continue to rate and review us! We are on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify and could use the support; the more ratings you give the easier it is for others to find us. Also, do you follow us elsewhere? Facebook? Instagram? Twitter? Myopia? Also, for those of you who are truly film folks, I have created a Letterboxd page! Check out what episodes we have done here! Interested in stroking my ego and seeing me live? Well, after doing the bizzare Hanger 18, we have decided to not cover the sequel Hanger 19, Hangerin' for More! Instead we are covering the Roger Corman not released cult classic Fantastic Four! As a special Saturday episode on April 20th! We are a proud member of the ESO Network! Please join the ESO Patreon! How will 101 Dalmatians (Live Action - 1996) stand when we put it on trial? Host: NicDefendant: DanielPanel: Matthew, Charlie
March 21, 2019
This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we learn about clothing alternatives. We watched the Disney Animated Classic, 101 Dalmatians, so the name Cruella De Vil didn't raise any flags, huh...weird how she was the villian. Please continue to rate and review us! We are on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify and could use the support; the more ratings you give the easier it is for others to find us. Also, do you follow us elsewhere? Facebook? Instagram? Twitter? Myopia? Also, for those of you who are truly film folks, I have created a Letterboxd page! Check out what episodes we have done here! Interested in stroking my ego and seeing me live? Well, after doing the bizzare Hanger 18, we have decided to not cover the sequel Hanger 19, Hangerin' for More! Instead we are covering the Roger Corman not released cult classic Fantastic Four! As a special Saturday episode on April 20th! We are a proud member of the ESO Network! Please join the ESO Patreon! How will 101 Dalmatians (Animated -1961) stand when we put it on trial? Host: NicDefendant: DanielPanel: Matthew, Charlie
March 14, 2019
This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we get excited and just can’t hide it. We saw Nutty Professor (Remake – 1996), man remember when Eddie Murphy had a career. I bet there is at least one prostitute who remembers…. Please continue to rate and review us! We are on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify and could use the support; the more ratings you give the easier it is for others to find us. Also, do you follow us elsewhere? Facebook? Instagram? Twitter? Myopia? Also, for those of you who are truly film folks, I have created a Letterboxd page! Check out what episodes we have done here! Interested in stroking my ego and seeing me live? Well, after doing the bizzare Hanger 18, we have decided to not cover the sequel Hanger 19, Hangerin’ for More! Instead we are covering the Roger Corman not released cult classic Fantastic Four! As a special Saturday episode on April 20th! We are a proud member of the ESO Network! Please join the ESO Patreon! How will The Nutty Professor (Original – 1996) stand when we put it on trial? Host: NicDefendant: DanielPanel: Matthew, Kelsey
March 7, 2019
This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we see the origin of Professor Frink. We watched the Jerry Lewis classic The Nutty Professor (Original - 1963), so the hero who learns something still gets the girls at the end, but the girl is his student...the 1960s were weird... Please continue to rate and review us! We are on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify and could use the support; the more ratings you give the easier it is for others to find us. Also, do you follow us elsewhere? Facebook? Instagram? Twitter? Myopia? Also, for those of you who are truly film folks, I have created a Letterboxd page! Check out what episodes we have done here! Interested in stroking my ego and seeing me live? Well if you are getting this the day it comes out, my comedy troupe Cineprov is riffing Hanger 18 today at the Plaza! We are a proud member of the ESO Network! Please join the ESO Patreon! How will The Nutty Professor (Original - 1963) stand when we put it on trial? Host: NicDefendant: DanielPanel: Daniel, Adam, Lauren
February 28, 2019
This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we try to convince Daniel that Alice in Wonderland (the book) is as undeciferable as the movie.  We watched Alice in Wonder! No, not that one, or that one, the one with Christopher Lloyd, Gene Wilder, and Haggrid. No, not that one either. Please continue to rate and review us! We are on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify and could use the support; the more ratings you give the easier it is for others to find us. Also, do you follow us elsewhere? Facebook? Instagram? Twitter? Myopia? Also, for those of you who are truly film folks, I have created a Letterboxd page! Check out what episodes we have done here! Interested in stroking my ego and seeing me live? Well, I am a member of Cineprov (or on Facebook), we riff movies like MST3K (which one of our members wrote for on Netflix) or Rifftrax. Recently, we have riffed Road House, Gamera: The Invincible, WarGames, Halloween VI: The Curse of Michael Myers, Troll 2, Rocky IV, and The Year without Santa Claus (see full list since the return in 2017 here). We perform at the Plaza Theater in Atlanta, the first Thursday of the month. Join us in March for Hanger 18! We are a proud member of the ESO Network! Please join the ESO Patreon! How will Alice in Wonderland stand when we put it on trial? Host: NicDefendant: ThomasPanel: Daniel, Charlie and Matthew
February 21, 2019
This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we learned where June Lockheart was hiding. We watched the 1992 TV movie that is mostly LOST, Danger Island (AKA The Presence, after the pilot was not picked up). Matthew chose this movie because the evil government plan has the same name as my daughter. Whee!!! Please continue to rate and review us! We are on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify and could use the support; the more ratings you give the easier it is for others to find us. Also, do you follow us elsewhere? Facebook? Instagram? Twitter? Myopia? Also, for those of you who are truly film folks, I have created a Letterboxd page! Check out what episodes we have done here! Interested in stroking my ego and seeing me live? Well, I am a member of Cineprov (or on Facebook), we riff movies like MST3K (which one of our members wrote for on Netflix) or Rifftrax. Recently, we have riffed Road House, Gamera: The Invincible, WarGames, Halloween VI: The Curse of Michael Myers, Troll 2, Rocky IV, and The Year without Santa Claus (see full list since the return in 2017 here). We perform at the Plaza Theater in Atlanta, the first Thursday of the month. Join us in March for Hanger 18! We are a proud member of the ESO Network! Please join the ESO Patreon! How will Danger Island stand when we put it on trial? Host: NicPanel: Daniel, Charlie and Matthew
February 14, 2019
This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we forgot about Valentine's Day and while we hide from significant others, here is a movie! Before the think pieces starring Michael Fassbender, Ashton Kutcher, and Justin Long, there was a movie about how Steve Jobs was an asshole and it was on TV! We watched the Pirates of Silicon Valley, the Linux story was never this sexy! Today is your last day to recommend a movie for Public Defender Month! Please DM, Email (myopiapodcast@gmail.com), or call and leave a VM @ (770)835-5578 and tell us the movies you would defend (or at least hear us try to explain). Please continue to rate and review us! We are on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify and could use the support; the more ratings you give the easier it is for others to find us. Also, do you follow us elsewhere? Facebook? Instagram? Twitter? Myopia? Also, for those of you who are truly film folks, I have created a Letterboxd page! Check out what episodes we have done here! Thanks to those of you who came out to Road House! Up next month is Hanger 18! (Yeah, I don't know it either). Interested in stroking my ego and seeing me live? Well, I am a member of Cineprov (or on Facebook), we riff movies like MST3K (which one of our members wrote for on Netflix) or Rifftrax. Recently, we have riffed Gamera: The Invicible, WarGames, Halloween VI: The Curse of Michael Myers, Troll 2, Rocky IV, and The Year without Santa Claus (see full list since the return in 2017 here). We perform at the Plaza Theater in Atlanta, the first Thursday of the month.  We are a proud member of the ESO Network! Please join the ESO Patreon! How will Pirates of Silicon Valley stand when we put it on trial? Host: Nic Defendant: NicPanel: Charlie, Daniel and Matthew
February 7, 2019
This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we start our month watching TV with Sam Neill in the Cliff's Notes version of a classic tale Jurassic Park, I mean Merlin (1998 - The Made For TV Mini-Series). Helena Botham Carter could never play, say a banker, could she..... Hello friends! From now until Valentine's Day, we are taking requests for movies for an upcoming Public Defender Month! Please DM, Email (myopiapodcast@gmail.com), or call and leave a VM @ (770)835-5578 and tell us the movies you would defend (or at least hear us try to explain). Was there a disappointing sequel, precocious kid movie, Muppet, Monster, or Miscellaneous movie we missed? Let us know! This time we put your past on trial! Please continue to rate and review us! We are on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify and could use the support; the more ratings you give the easier it is for others to find us. Also, do you follow us elsewhere? Facebook? Instagram? Twitter? Myopia? Also, for those of you who are truly film folks, I have created a Letterboxd page! Check out what episodes we have done here! Interested in stroking my ego and seeing me live? Well, I am a member of Cineprov (or on Facebook), we riff movies like MST3K (which one of our members wrote for on Netflix) or Rifftrax. Recently, we have riffed Gamera: The Invincible, WarGames, Halloween VI: The Curse of Michael Myers, Troll 2, Rocky IV, and The Year without Santa Claus (see full list since the return in 2017 here). We perform at the Plaza Theater in Atlanta, the first Thursday of the month. February 7th, come see us as we riff on Road House! We are a proud member of the ESO Network! Please join the ESO Patreon! How will Merlin stand when we put it on trial? Host: NicolasDefendant: ThomasPanel: Matt and Daniel
January 31, 2019
The week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we 'celebrate' 200 episodes by watching Matrix Revolutions! Not the one you are thinking of, there is no space orgy rave, Neo is stuck in a subway station for 20 minutes (then disappears for most of the movie) the Oracle is recast, and Morpheus doesn't matter! Wooo! Don't worry we have a doozy planned for the 200th movie. Please continue to rate and review us! We are on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify and could use the support; the more ratings you give the easier it is for others to find us. Also, do you follow us elsewhere? Facebook? Instagram? Twitter? Myopia? Also, for those of you who are truly film folks, I have created a Letterboxd page! Check out what episodes we have done here! Interested in stroking my ego and seeing me live? Well, I am a member of Cineprov (or on Facebook), we riff movies like MST3K (which one of our members wrote for on Netflix) or Rifftrax. Recently, we have riffed Gamera: The Invincible, WarGames, Halloween VI: The Curse of Michael Myers, Troll 2, Rocky IV, and The Year without Santa Claus (see full list since the return in 2017 here). We perform at the Plaza Theater in Atlanta, the first Thursday of the month. February 7th, come see us as we riff on Road House! We are a proud member of the ESO Network! Please join the ESO Patreon! How will Matrix Revolutions stand when we put it on trial? Host: NicPanel: Daniel and Matthew
January 24, 2019
This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we learn why they stopped calling this movie "The Mummy III." We watched The Scorpion King! In which Daniel convinces me that the Rock is not always the charismatic heroic hunk I thought he was, what can I say except you're welcome. Please continue to rate and review us! We are on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify and could use the support; the more ratings you give the easier it is for others to find us. Also, do you follow us elsewhere? Facebook? Instagram? Twitter? Myopia? Also, for those of you who are truly film folks, I have created a Letterboxd page! Check out what episodes we have done here! Interested in stroking my ego and seeing me live? Well, I am a member of Cineprov (or on Facebook), we riff movies like MST3K (which one of our members wrote for on Netflix) or Rifftrax. Recently, we have riffed Gamera: The Invicible, WarGames, Halloween VI: The Curse of Michael Myers, Troll 2, Rocky IV, and The Year without Santa Claus (see full list since the return in 2017 here). We perform at the Plaza Theater in Atlanta, the first Thursday of the month. Februrary 7th, come see us as we riff on Road House! We are a proud member of the ESO Network! Please join the ESO Patreon! How will Scorpion King stand when we put it on trial? Host: NicPanel: Daniel and Matthew
January 21, 2019
Daniel returns for a special bonus episode about Michael Eisner, right? I am not sure, I have not heard it yet either. I am so excited! Please continue to rate and review us! We are on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify and could use the support; the more ratings you give the easier it is for others to find us. Also, do you follow us elsewhere? Facebook? Instagram? Twitter? Myopia? Also, for those of you who are truly film folks, I have created a Letterboxd page! Check out what episodes we have done here! Interested in stroking my ego and seeing me live? Well, I am a member of Cineprov (or on Facebook), we riff movies like MST3K (which one of our members wrote for on Netflix) or Rifftrax. Recently, we have riffed Gamera: The Invicible, WarGames, Halloween VI: The Curse of Michael Myers, Troll 2, Rocky IV, and The Year without Santa Claus (see full list since the return in 2017 here). We perform at the Plaza Theater in Atlanta, the first Thursday of the month. Februrary 7th, come see us as we riff on Road House! We are a proud member of the ESO Network! Please join the ESO Patreon! How will Michael Eisner stand when we put his past on trial? Host: DanielPanel: Nic and Jon
January 17, 2019
This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, Matt yells "Noooooooooooo!" for 20 minutes. We watched Star Wars - Episode 3 - Revenge of the Sith, I guess this is the good one, maybe? I mean, it was the chosen one..... Please continue to rate and review us! We are on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify and could use the support; the more ratings you give the easier it is for others to find us. Also, do you follow us elsewhere? Facebook? Instagram? Twitter? Myopia? Also, for those of you who are truly film folks, I have created a Letterboxd page! Check out what episodes we have done here! Interested in stroking my ego and seeing me live? Well, I am a member of Cineprov (or on Facebook), we riff movies like MST3K (which one of our members wrote for on Netflix) or Rifftrax. Recently, we have riffed Gamera: The Invicible, WarGames, Halloween VI: The Curse of Michael Myers, Troll 2, Rocky IV, and The Year without Santa Claus (see full list since the return in 2017 here). We perform at the Plaza Theater in Atlanta, the first Thursday of the month. Februrary 7th, come see us as we riff on Road House!  We are a proud member of the ESO Network! Please join the ESO Patreon! How will Star Wars - Episode 3 - Revenge of the Sith stand when we put it on trial? Host: NicolasDefendant: NicolasPanel: Matthew, Daniel, Kelsey
January 10, 2019
How do you end up with a classic like Speed 2? Well first you need a classic, like Speed. Ah, the movie making process. First, you get a script together, match it with producers with the vision, who find directors who see that vision, cinematographers who can bring the vision to celluloid, actors who fulfill that vision, and the music and effects that bring it to life. Ah, the sequel making process. First, the director (now also the producer), gets a script, then has a dream that causes him to throw out the original script and rewrite it. This causes the big star of the movie to leave (causing the movie studio to make up a lie involving the actor's band).  Then proceed to add a subplot about a deaf girl (14) in love with the new male lead (to make him seem less like a robot), show the female lead watching Lolita to nail subtext, add leeches and Willem Dafoe, give it a catchy subtitle, like "The Boat that Couldn't Slow Down," or "Cruise Control," and pow! You've got a movie! Please continue to rate and review us! We are on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify and could use the support; the more ratings you give the easier it is for others to find us. Also, do you follow us elsewhere? Facebook? Instagram? Twitter? Myopia? We are a proud member of the ESO Network! Please join the ESO Patreon! How will Speed 2 stand when we put it on trial? Host: NicolasDefendant: NicolasPanel: Matthew, Daniel
January 3, 2019
Welcome to 2019 everyone! First of all, thanks for listening to a podcast entitled 'Blues Brothers 2000,' it was hard on us to watch it. Our infinite love and appreciation to you and yours in this new year. Further, we would like to thank you for your continued support this year with the podcast. We grew in leaps and bounds this year and there are exciting things to come! How do we start the year off? With movie sequels that disappointed us! What fun? I mean, what fun! Remember that musical comedy from the 80s? It was a two-hander with a great comedy team with one more stoic than the last, with great musical guests and a mission from God? Well, what if 18 years later, we made a sequel with one of them dead, added a kid, and added magic? Sounds terrible right? Well, at least the soundtrack is good… Please continue to rate and review us! We are on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify and could use the support; the more ratings you give the easier it is for others to find us. Also, do you follow us elsewhere? Facebook? Instagram? Twitter? Myopia? We are a proud member of the ESO Network! Please join the ESO Patreon! How will Blues Brothers stand when we put it on trial? Host: NicolasDefendant: NicolasPanel: Evan, Zach, Daniel
December 27, 2018
This week we present an additional Bonus episode! Thomas (regular and Geekly Oddcast host) compare Kermit the Frog impressions and we round out his Muppet month with a discussion on the Muppets as an art form. Please continue to rate and review us! We are on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify and could use the support; the more ratings you give the easier it is for others to find us. Also, do you follow us elsewhere? Facebook? Instagram? Twitter? Myopia? Thanks to all of those who voted to make Cineprov the People's Choice for Best Comedy Show in Atlanta 2018! It has been one hell of a year and there is so much more to come! Between now and Spring Break we are riffing Santa Claus (versus the Devil), we ruin some childhood classic TV specials, Hercules in the Haunted World, and Road House. And that is just until February. Miss a month and miss a lot! We are a proud member of the ESO Network! Please join the ESO Patreon!
December 25, 2018
We post a little early to welcome you a our version of a Merry Christmas, a Michael Caine Musical! Join a self aware narrator and a movie I know so well, I didn't need to rewatch it, though I did anyway. Because, I am a professional. We watched the Muppet Christmas Carol, So enjoy!  I want to thank you all for making 2018 the best year yet! After iTunes deleted over half my reviews, more of you stood up to be counted and I appreciate that! People came to say 'hi' at Cineprov, which is award winning now, for which I am also grateful. I keep doing this because you keep encouraging me and I love you for that! Please continue to rate and review us! We are on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify and could use the support; the more ratings you give the easier it is for others to find us. Also, do you follow us elsewhere? Facebook? Instagram? Twitter? Myopia? We are a proud member of the ESO Network! Please join the ESO Patreon! How will The Muppet Christmas Carol stand when we put it on trial? Host: Nicolas Defendant: Nicolas Panel: Thomas, Daniel and Matthew
December 20, 2018
This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, a girl becomes a women, or falls in love with her new step dad, or is charmed by David Bowie. We watched Labyrinth, is your step brother REALLY worth it? I mean, that bulge though.... Please continue to rate and review us! We are on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify and could use the support; the more ratings you give the easier it is for others to find us. Also, do you follow us elsewhere? Facebook? Instagram? Twitter? Myopia? Thanks to all of those who voted to make Cineprov the People's Choice for Best Comedy Show in Atlanta 2018! It has been one hell of a year and there is so much more to come! If you are listening the day it is released, we are performing today (12/20) and riffing over two Rankin/Bass classics, The Year Without Santa Claus and Santa Claus is Coming to Town! We are a proud member of the ESO Network! Please join the ESO Patreon! How will Labyrinth stand when we put it on trial? Host: NicolasDefendant: NicolasPanel: Charlie, Daniel and Matthew
December 13, 2018
This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we watched Alex Jones' favorite Muppet movie, Muppets in Space. Filled with government conspiracy, Dr Teeth (but no singing), and Miss Piggy as a conspiracy TV show host role, this movie is a mess, but still Muppets-ish. Please continue to rate and review us! We are on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify and could use the support; the more ratings you give the easier it is for others to find us. Also, do you follow us elsewhere? Facebook? Instagram? Twitter? Myopia? Thanks to all of those who voted to make Cineprov the People's Choice for Best Comedy Show in Atlanta 2018! It has been one hell of a year and there is so much more to come! Between now and Spring Break we are riffing Santa Claus (versus the Devil), we ruin some childhood classic TV specials, Hercules in the Haunted World, and Road House. And that is just until February. Miss a month and miss a lot! We are a proud member of the ESO Network! Please join the ESO Patreon! How will Muppets in Space stand when we put it on trial? Host: NicolasDefendant: NicolasPanel: Charlie, Daniel and Matthew
December 6, 2018
As we unfurled our Muppet Month, American Treasure Caroll Spinney (the Voice of Big Bird and Oscar the Grouch) announced his retirement from Sesame Street.  Therefore, we called an audible and watched Follow that Bird, a heartwarming classic of anti-white supremacy, dealing with depression, and road trips. Co-Starring John Candy and Waylon Jennings. Please continue to rate and review us! We are on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify and could use the support; the more ratings you give the easier it is for others to find us. Also, do you follow us elsewhere? Facebook? Instagram? Twitter? Myopia? Thanks to all of those who voted to make Cineprov the People's Choice for Best Comedy Show in Atlanta 2018! It has been one hell of a year and there is so much more to come! Between now and Spring Break we are riffing Santa Claus (versus the Devil), we ruin some childhood classic TV specials, Hercules in the Haunted World, and Road House. And that is just until February. Miss a month and miss a lot! We are a proud member of the ESO Network! Please join the ESO Patreon! How will Follow that Bird stand when we put it on trial? Host: NicolasDefendant: The FansPanel: Charlie, Daniel and Matthew
December 2, 2018
As Disremembered returns for our Decemeber Bonus Episode, Daniel regales us with tales of Michael Eisner and the height of power! Hey, what if there was Disney in Europe...a sort of Euro-Epcot...brilliant! Please continue to rate and review us! We are on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify and could use the support; the more ratings you give the easier it is for others to find us. Also, do you follow us elsewhere? Facebook? Instagram? Twitter? Myopia? Thanks to all of those who voted to make Cineprov the People's Choice for Best Comedy Show in Atlanta 2018! It has been one hell of a year and there is so much more to come! Between now and Spring Break we are riffing Santa Claus (versus the Devil), we ruin some childhood classic TV specials, Hercules in the Haunted World, and Road House. And that is just until February. Miss a month and miss a lot! We are a proud member of the ESO Network! Please join the ESO Patreon! Host: Daniel Panel: Nicolas and Jon
November 29, 2018
When I realized that this month had one too many Thursdays, I thought what is a crap movie that I have seen which is vaguely Indiana Jones-ish. I remembered this, the last Disney film that I saw in theaters for about a decade. Turned out it wants to be Stargate more than Indiana Jones. Please continue to rate and review us! We are on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify and could use the support; the more ratings you give the easier it is for others to find us. Also, do you follow us elsewhere? Facebook? Instagram? Twitter? Myopia? Thanks to all of those who voted to make Cineprov the People's Choice for Best Comedy Show in Atlanta 2018! It has been one hell of a year and there is so much more to come! Between now and Spring Break we are riffing Santa Claus (versus the Devil), we ruin some childhood classic TV specials, Hercules in the Haunted World, and Road House. And that is just until February. Miss a month and miss a lot! We are a proud member of the ESO Network! Please join the ESO Patreon! How will Atlantis: The Lost Empire stand when we put it on trial? Host: NicolasDefendant: The FansPanel: Charlie, Daniel and Matthew
November 22, 2018
Well, this is the reason you all chose this series isn't it? "Oh, Nic," you thought, "Nic you FOOL! MUHAHAHAHA, this will teach you to trust democracy!" And you laughed! Well, listen here, guy. We survived Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull and it was better than I remembered! Not much, but still... Please continue to rate and review us! We are on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify and could use the support; the more ratings you give the easier it is for others to find us. Also, do you follow us elsewhere? Facebook? Instagram? Twitter? Myopia? Thanks to all of those who voted to make Cineprov the People's Choice for Best Comedy Show in Atlanta 2018! It has been one hell of a year and there is so much more to come! Between now and Spring Break we are riffing Santa Claus (versus the Devil), we ruin some childhood classic TV specials, Hercules in the Haunted World, and Road House. And that is just until February. Miss a month and miss a lot! We are a proud member of the ESO Network! Please join the ESO Patreon! How will Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull stand when we put it on trial? Host: NicolasDefendant: The FansPanel: Charlie, Daniel and Matthew
November 20, 2018
As Disremembered returns for our November Bonus Episode, Daniel regales us with tales of Michael Eisner's ascension! Please continue to rate and review us! We are on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify and could use the support; the more ratings you give the easier it is for others to find us. Also, do you follow us elsewhere? Facebook? Instagram? Twitter? Myopia? Thanks to all of those who voted to make Cineprov the People's Choice for Best Comedy Show in Atlanta 2018! It has been one hell of a year and there is so much more to come! Between now and Spring Break we are riffing Santa Claus (versus the Devil), we ruin some childhood classic TV specials, Hercules in the Haunted World, and Road House. And that is just until February. Miss a month and miss a lot! We are a proud member of the ESO Network! Please join the ESO Patreon! Host: Daniel Panel: Nicolas and Jon
November 15, 2018
We leave the prequel and end up with the final entry into the saga, Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade. Well, the last one for 19 years. I am sure the momentum will keep up when you save one of the most famous treasures in Christendom and introduce an incredible father character. Well, only time will tell!  Please continue to rate and review us! We are on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify and could use the support; the more ratings you give the easier it is for others to find us. Also, do you follow us elsewhere? Facebook? Instagram? Twitter? Myopia? Thanks to all of those who voted to make Cineprov the People's Choice for Best Comedy Show in Atlanta 2018! It has been one hell of a year and there is so much more to come! Between now and Spring Break we are riffing Santa Claus (versus the Devil), we ruin some childhood classic TV specials, Hercules in the Haunted World, and Road House. And that is just until February. Miss a month and miss a lot! We are a proud member of the ESO Network! Please join the ESO Patreon! How will Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade stand when we put it on trial? Host: Nicolas Defendant: The Fans Panel: Daniel and Matthew
November 8, 2018
When last we left Indy, he had defeated the Nazis, saved the girl, and lost the Ark of the Covenant to bureaucratic red tape. However, this week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we find out where he was before that movie in the one that everyone used to think was the worst! We watched the prequel Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom, who says Short Round doesn't age well! Everyone, everyone says that. Please continue to rate and review us! We are on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify and could use the support; the more ratings you give the easier it is for others to find us. Also, do you follow us elsewhere? Facebook? Instagram? Twitter? Myopia? Thanks to all of those who voted to make Cineprov the People's Choice for Best Comedy Show in Atlanta 2018! It has been one hell of a year and there is so much more to come! Between now and Spring Break we are riffing Santa Claus (versus the Devil), we ruin some childhood classic TV specials, Hercules in the Haunted World, and Road House. And that is just until February. Miss a month and miss a lot!  We are a proud member of the ESO Network! Please join the ESO Patreon! How will Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom stand when we put it on trial? Host: Nicolas Defendant: The Fans Panel: Daniel
November 1, 2018
This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we fall back in love with a great character who doesn't really matter in the plot of his own movie. We watched Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark! This was selected by the Facebook and Twitter (@myopiapodcast) fans, thanks for voting and follow us there for upcoming info about the show, listener request month, and polls!  Please continue to rate and review us! We are on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify and could use the support; the more ratings you give the easier it is for others to find us. Also, do you follow us elsewhere? Facebook? Instagram? Twitter? Myopia? Thanks to all of those who voted to make Cineprov the People's Choice for Best Comedy Show in Atlanta 2018! It has been one hell of a year! If you are getting this the day it drops, see me riff Halloween VI at the Plaza tonight! We are a proud member of the ESO Network! Please join the ESO Patreon! How will Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark stand when we put it on trial? Host: Nicolas Defendant: The Fans Panel: Daniel
October 25, 2018
This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we watch a movie that is not sure what it is. Deep Rising is part Alien, part Poseidon Adventure, part heist film, part inside man movie, all mess and bad CGI! A treat(?), but with appropriate scares to wrap up this monster month. Please continue to rate and review us! We are on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify and could use the support; the more ratings you give the easier it is for others to find us. Also, do you follow us elsewhere? Facebook? Instagram? Twitter? Myopia? Thanks to all of those who voted to make Cineprov the People's Choice for Best Comedy Show in Atlanta 2018! It has been one hell of a year! Also, thanks for those who came to Monsterama and watched Candace and I riff on the Fiend! Our next show will be November 1st at the Plaza where Cineprov will riff Halloween VI and I will watch you in the audience! We are a proud member of the ESO Network! Please join the ESO Patreon! How will Deep Rising stand when we put it on trial? Host: Nicolas Defendant: Matthew Panel: Emily, Steve, Lauren
October 18, 2018
This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we visit Bill Pullman after that whole President thing and hear some of the worst dialog put to celluloid. We watched Lake Placid, people really need to stop ripping off Steven Spielberg, ok? And no, your pitch of what if Betty White were the bad guy in a Jurassic Park meets Jaws crossover starring a giant alligator does not sweeten the pot. Well, I am lying, that sounds amazing; too bad this was not. Note: There is some mild static on this episode, I tried to fix it, but could not get it completely. Sorry! Please continue to rate and review us! We are on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify and could use the support; the more ratings you give the easier it is for others to find us. Also, do you follow us elsewhere? Facebook? Instagram? Twitter? Myopia? Thanks to all of those who voted to make Cineprov the People's Choice for Best Comedy Show in Atlanta 2018! It has been one hell of a year! Also, thanks for those who came to Monsterama and watched Candace and I riff on the Fiend! Our next show will be November 1st at the Plaza where Cineprov will riff Halloween VI and I will watch you in the audience! We are a proud member of the ESO Network! Please join the ESO Patreon! How will Lake Placid stand when we put it on trial? Host: NicolasDefendant: DanielPanel: Matthew and Daniel
October 11, 2018
This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we remember the era when David Arquette could open a movie. Well, just the reason he was never asked to again. We continue our monster movie month with the horror comedy Eight Legged Freaks! Please continue to rate and review us! We are on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify and could use the support; the more ratings you give the easier it is for others to find us. Also, do you follow us elsewhere? Facebook? Instagram? Twitter? Myopia? Thanks to all of those who voted to make Cineprov the People's Choice for Best Comedy Show in Atlanta 2018! It has been one hell of a year! Also, thanks for those who came to Monsterama and watched Candace and I riff on the Fiend! Our next show will be November 1st at the Plaza where Cineprov will riff Halloween VI and I will watch you in the audience! We are a proud member of the ESO Network! Please join the ESO Patreon! How will Eight Legged Freaks stand when we put it on trial? Host: NicolasDefendant: ThomasPanel: Matthew and Daniel
October 4, 2018
Welcome to the monster movie month Matthew maintained! This year for October we crack out a few spooky movies and have a little fun with them; well, as much as can be had with some of this crap. We start with the baffling big budget monster film Godzilla (1998). Fresh off the crushing success of Independence Day, Roland Emmerich has made some upgrades! Replacing sexy and charismatic Will Smith and Jeff Goldblum with Matthew Broderick and Hank Azaria. Replacing sexy love interest Vivica A Fox with Maria Pittio. And replacing the heroic Bill Pullman with Michael Learner (playing Mayor Ebert, a reviewer who gave Independence Day a bad review). The only true upgrade was replacing Randy Quaid with Jeno Reno. So let's get into a Godzilla movie so bad that it saved ToHo productions who made a film where their Godzilla kills this one.  Please continue to rate and review us! We are on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify and could use the support; the more ratings you give the easier it is for others to find us. Also, do you follow us elsewhere? Facebook? Instagram? Twitter? Myopia? While on the Facebook page why don’t you vote to add to the list of movies we should do for this month, now that precocious kids are down! Also, friend, do you like being part of comedies? One of Creative Loafing’s top ten comedy groups of 2018? Why then, friend, Cineprov is performing not once, BUT TWICE, in the first week of October! Once at the Plaza and once at Monsterama, friend! I will be at the Monsterama show with Candace and Larry! Friend! Friend! We are a proud member of the ESO Network! Host: Nicolas Hoffmann Defendant: Nicolas Panel: Matthew and Daniel
September 27, 2018
The last ‘Cool in College Movie’ is the Hugo Weaving and Natalie Portman/Wachowski film ‘V for Vendetta.  Filled with masks, music, more masks, government-controlled media pretending to be independent, masks, explosions, masks, genocide, and masks; this movie has something for everyone! Please continue to rate and review us! We are on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify and could use the support; the more ratings you give the easier it is for others to find us. Also, do you follow us elsewhere? Facebook? Instagram? Twitter? Myopia? While on the Facebook page why don’t you vote to add to the list of movies we should do for this month, now that precocious kids are down! Also, friend, do you like being part of comedies? One of Creative Loafing’s top ten comedy groups of 2018? Why then, friend, Cineprov is performing not once, BUT TWICE, in the first week of October! Once at the Plaza and once at Monsterama, friend! I will be at the Monsterama show with Candace and Larry! Friend! Friend! We are a proud member of the ESO Network! Host: Nicolas Hoffmann Defendant: Thomas Panel: Matthew and Daniel
September 25, 2018
Hey all! I hope you are having a good week as rain pelts me here in Atlanta. As promised, we are starting a new once-monthly series with Daniel Suddes as a bonus run. The series dubbed Disremembered attempts to dissect the turbulent stories behind movies. This season (which will return if it gets good feedback) is on the rise and fall of one of the most interesting, powerful, and controversial people in film in recent decades Michael Eisner. Jon and I commentate while Daniel desperately tries to talk. Enjoy!  Please continue to rate and review us! We are on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify and could use the support; the more ratings you give the easier it is for others to find us. Also, do you follow us elsewhere? Facebook? Instagram? Twitter? Myopia? While on the facebook page why don't you vote add to the list of movies we should do for this month, now that precocious kids is down! Also, friend, do you like being part of comedies? One of Creative Loafing's top ten comedy groups of 2018? Why then, friend, Cineprov is preforming not once, BUT TWICE, in the first week of October! Once at the Plaza and once at Monsterama, friend! I will be at the Monsterama show with Candace and Larry! Friend! Friend! We are a proud member of the ESO Network! Host: Daniel Panel: Jon and Nic
September 20, 2018
Hello! This week a we watch a movie that created a Gyllenhaal dynasty and gave me a righteous fear of rabbits. We watched Donnie Darko, do you doubt MY committment to Sparkle Motion? Please continue to rate and review us! We are on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify and could use the support; the more ratings you give the easier it is for others to find us. Also, do you follow us elsewhere? Facebook? Instagram? Twitter? Myopia? While on the facebook page why don't you vote add to the list of movies we should do for this month, now that precocious kids is down! Also, friend, do you like being part of comedies? One of Creative Loafing's top ten comedy groups of 2018? Why then, friend, Cineprov is preforming not once, BUT TWICE, in the first week of October! Once at the Plaza and once at Monsterama, friend! I will be at the Monsterama show with Candace and Larry! Friend! Friend! We are a proud member of the ESO Network! How will you stand when we put Donnie Darko on trial? Host: Nicolas HoffmannDefendant:MatthewPanel: Matthew, Daniel, Lauren
September 13, 2018
This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we watch a cautionary tale about toxic masculinity that made us all hate IKEA. We watched Fight Club, who knew that Helena Bonham Carter could act without Tim Burton? Please continue to rate and review us! We are on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify and could use the support; the more ratings you give the easier it is for others to find us. Also, do you follow us elsewhere? Facebook? Instagram? Twitter? Myopia? While on the facebook page why don't you vote add to the list of movies we should do for this month, now that precocious kids is down! We are a proud member of the ESO Network! How will you stand when we put Fight Club on trial? Host: Nicolas Hoffmann Defendant: Nicolas Panel: Matthew, Daniel
September 6, 2018
Welcome to the next month in our season 5 line-up, Cool In College. Curated by Daniel, these movies were the posters on every wall sold in the quads from under a cheap canopy. These were the movies you thought were profound when you were in your late teens and early twenties, do they hold up or are they cheap messages and indie film money from the 90's. We will find out together!  Our first pick is the box office poison that was Boondock Saints. According to Box Office Mojo, the widest release it had was five theaters and made $30,471 on a $6,000,000 investment. The cult status came later of this neo-libertarian crime? revenge? movie! Prepare for homophobia! Please continue to rate and review us! We are on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify and could use the support; the more ratings you give the easier it is for others to find us. Also, do you follow us elsewhere? Facebook? Instagram? Twitter? Myopia? While on the facebook page why don't you vote add to the list of movies we should do for this month, now that precocious kids is down!  Also, on the day this comes out, I will be performing with Cineprov as Larry, Candace and I riff on WarGames! See you at the Plaza!  How will you stand when we put Boondock Saints on trial? Host: Nic Defendant: Daniel Panel: Mollie, Matt
August 30, 2018
Has there ever been a joke that people around you like, but you just don't find funny? Maybe it has been stripped down from a better joke, or told so many times that it is no longer funny. With that image in your head, we watch the Little Rascals, from the director of Wayne's World. You heard me.  This is the last precocious kid movie of the month and boy is it as doozy with a surprise cameo you won't expect; I was gobsmacked. As it stands, though, thanks for sharing the previous episodes and helping start the season right. This is the last week to suggest your precocious kids movie and we will see if your choice is an episode in the spring! Second, please continue to rate and review us! We are on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify and could use the support; the more ratings you give the easier it is for others to find us. Also do you follow us elsewhere? Facebook? Instagram? Twitter? Myopia?  Next, thanks to all of you who have been supporting me in the past year as I have done Cineprov! I believe I have performed six times and it is always nice to see fans. I will continue to perform and you should continue to see me! The August show wilth with Riffers Larry, Candace, and Christine), we great! I will be riffing the next movie, Matthew Broderick’s WarGames on September 7th, with Larry and Candace. How will you stand when we put Little Rascals on Trial? Host: Nicolas  Defendant: Daniel Panel: Daniel and Kelsey
August 28, 2018
Time for our August bonus! Remember our first spin-off show, Mission Briefing? Sure, you all do, our numbers prove that it was the most popular thing we did and now we are wasting on the vine. Well, Jon and I decided it should live on and promptly failed at that. So let's pretend! This bonus episode is a long discussion of the music of James Bond, so enjoy!  First, thanks for sharing the last episode, it did great and hopefully the season will continue so well! Second, please continue to rate and review us! We are on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify and could use the support; the more ratings you give the easier it is for others to find us. Also do you follow us elsewhere? Facebook? Instagram?Twitter? Myopia? On the Facebook group we are making lists for a potential listener request month. Next, thanks to all of you who have been supporting me in the past year as I have done Cineprov! I believe I have performed six times and it is always nice to see fans. I will continue to perform and you should continue to see me! The August show wilth with Riffers Larry, Candace, and Christine), we great! I will be riffing the next movie, Matthew Broderick's WarGames on September 7th, with Larry and Candace. Thanks!  Host: Jon Panel: Daniel and Nic
August 23, 2018
Welcome to Camp Nowhere, the camp at the wrong end of summer, hosted by a discraced former high school teacher who wants to spend his summer in an abandoned cabin near a group of kids. Yay?  First thanks for sharing the last episode, it did great and hopefully the season will continue so well! Second, please continue to rate and review us! We are on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify and could use the support; the more ratings you give the easier it is for others to find us. Also do you follow us elsewhere? Facebook? Instagram? Twitter? Myopia? On the Facebook group we are making lists for a potential listener request month. Next, thanks to all of you who have been supporting me in the past year as I have done Cineprov! I believe I have performed six times and it is always nice to see fans. I will continue to perform and you should continue to see me! The August show wilth with Riffers Larry, Candace, and Christine), we great! I will be riffing the next movie, Matthew Broderick's WarGames on September 7th, with Larry and Candace. This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we learn that the greatest con man who ever lived sells EZ-Cheez at the mall, we watched Camp Nowhere, the movie that shows you how to give a girl body dismorphia. How Will Camp Nowhere stand when we put it on trial? Host: Nic Defendant: Thomas Panel: Matthew, Daniel, and Jeremy
August 16, 2018
As precoucious kid month rolls on, we watch a Matthew classic! While this was not a movie I had not seen before, it lurks on in the pantheon of weird 80s movies. It has all the classic elements, nerd girl who is actually gorgeous but hideous because she has glasses, jocks and nerds, washed out hippies, and Eisenhower ordering the destruction of alien technology. Also, boring pacing! Fun! First thanks for sharing the last episode, it did great and hopefully the season will continue so well! Second, please continue to rate and review us! We are on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify and could use the support; the more ratings you give the easier it is for others to find us. Also do you follow us elsewhere? Facebook? Instagram? Twitter? Myopia? On the Facebook group we are making lists for a potential listener request month. Next, thanks to all of you who have been supporting me in the past year as I have done Cineprov! I believe I have performed six times and it is always nice to see fans. I will continue to perform and you should continue to see me! The August show wilth with Riffers Larry, Candace, and Christine), we great! I will be riffing the next movie, Matthew Broderick's WarGames on September 7th, with Larry and Candace. This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we learn where Spencer got his original gift. We watched My Science Project, does Fischer Stevens ever play a non-stereotype? We are a proud member of the ESO Network! My Science Project? How Will you stand when we put your past on trial? Host: Nic Defendant: Matthew
August 9, 2018
Welcome to Season 5 of Myopia: Defend Your Childhood! We continue the precociousness with a blast from the cartoon past, which is the only reason I can imagine that Father Guido Sarducci, Dan Ackroyd, Clint Eastwood, Rodney Dangerfield, and Mel Gibson did cameos.  Further, this helps cement Christina Ricci in the 1990s, why Brad Garrett is CGI animated in all of Pixar's movies, and is between starring in While You Were Sleeping and Independence Day for Bill Pullman. We watched the CGI-tastic Casper from 1995.  First thanks for sharing the last episode, it did great and hopefully the season will continue so well! Second, please continue to rate and review us! We are on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify and could use the support; the more ratings you give the easier it is for others to find us. Also do you follow us elsewhere? Facebook? Instagram? Twitter? Myopia? On the Facebook group we are making lists for a potential listener request month. Next, thanks to all of you who have been supporting me in the past year as I have done Cineprov! I believe I have performed six times and it is always nice to see fans. I will continue to perform and you should continue to see me! The August show wilth with Riffers Larry, Candace, and Christine), we great! I will be riffing the next movie, Matthew Broderick's WarGames on September 7th, with Larry and Evan. This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we learn that Eric Idle of Monty Python will do anything for a new garage. We watched Casper (1995), you know the Ghostbusters sequel you wanted with the original cast? You got it! We are a proud member of the ESO Network! Casper! How Will you stand when we put your past on trial? Host: NicDefendant: NicPanel: Kelsey, Daniel and Steve
July 30, 2018
So, I was reminded that half the world is upside-down, which is a polite way of saying wrong, of course. So, in honor of our hundreds of listeners in Australia and New Zealand and the four people in Argentina, two in Chile, ten in South Africa, and twenty-four listeners in Brazil, we would like to share Thomas' choice, a winter film; Batman Returns. And what's not to like? Thomas' first podcast ever (and now look at him!) Danny Devito as the Penguin, Christopher Walken as a prick, Michael Keaton as Batman (or Bruce Wayne when he is wearing glasses), and Michelle Pfeiffer as a cat lady, I mean Catwoman! Also, thanks to those who watched me at Cineprov riff Rocky IV! Tune in next month for Troll 2 on August 2nd! It's guaranteed to be something great! Also, do you follow us elsewhere? Facebook? Instagram? Twitter? Myopia? While you are here, consider rating us five stars on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify! We are a proud member of the ESO Network. Batman Returns! How will you stand when we put your past on trial? Host: NicDefendant: JonPanel: Daniel, Tom, Jeremy, Matthew, and Jade
July 26, 2018
In honor of the big summer blockbuster Mission: Impossible - Fallout, starring Tom Cruise, Henry Cavill, Ving Rhames, Simon Pegg, Rebecca Ferguson, Angela Bassett, and Alec Baldwin , we remind you of a time where Jean Reno and Emilio Estevez could open a movie with Tom Cruise, let alone a movie. We are watching Mission Impossible! This surprise remake of an old TV property with the twists and turns that on Brian de Palma could deliever,  led to other remakes like The A-Team, The Avengers (with Uma Thurman), the Saint, and SWAT. Hey, at least some of these sequels are pretty good. Also, thanks to those who watched me at Cineprov riff Rocky IV! Tune in next month for Troll 2 on August 2nd! It's guaranteed to be something great! Also, do you follow us elsewhere? Facebook? Instagram? Twitter? Myopia? While you are here, consider rating us five stars on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify! We are a proud member of the ESO Network. Mission Impossible? How will you stand when we put your past on trial? Host: NicDefendant: Jeremy R.Panel: Daniel, Matt P
July 23, 2018
Also, thanks to those who watched me at Cineprov riff Rocky IV! Tune in next month for Troll 2! Also do you follow us elsewhere? Facebook? Instagram? Twitter? Myopia? While you are here, consider rating us five stars on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify! We are proud member of the ESO Network. How will you stand when we put your past on trial? Host: Nic Defendant: Michael Panel: Zach
July 19, 2018
Hello there! I hope that summer is treating you with sunny days and frosty air conditioning! I am from Atlanta, as many here know, and it is too hot to think...or be funny, hence reruns! We return this we with a Sci-Fi blast from the past and you know what that means... this is Matthew's choice! The Last Starfighter, which at this point more people know from Robot Chicken than the original movie! As an aside, the premise of the movie is great, though I think the sequel would be along the lines of Polybius. Also, thanks to those who watched me at Cineprov riff Rocky IV! Tune in next month for Troll 2! Also do you follow us elsewhere? Facebook? Instagram? Twitter? Myopia? While you are here, consider rating us five stars on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify! We are proud member of the ESO Network. How will you stand when we put your past on trial? Host: Nic Defendant:Matthew Panel: Madison, Thomas, Abbey, Jeremy
July 12, 2018
Hello friends and thanks for tuning in during this summer break! I hope you are staying refreshed and cool.  This week we rerun a classic: Road House. Why is it a classic, you may ask. Well, I'll tell you! Daniel picked this one for many reasons. First, it was one of the most requested movies we had done to date. Second, it was a lot of fun to record, funny to listen to, and memorable overall. Third, panelist Zack wanders off for roughly twenty minutes in the middle. This movie gets to the meat of it all, answering questions like 'do pain hurt?' (answer: don't) 'Will you get to sleep when you die?' (answer: do) 'Does anyone in this world wear underwear, even when zipping jeans? (answer: don't). Oh what fun! Also, thanks to those who watched me at Cineprov riff Rocky IV! Tune in next month for Troll 2! Also do you follow us elsewhere? Facebook? Instagram? Twitter? Myopia? While you are here, consider rating us five stars on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify! We are proud member of the ESO Network. How will you stand when we put your past on trial? Host: Nic Defendant: Michael Panel: Zach
July 5, 2018
This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we learn what they did in the shadows as we wrap up season 4! We watched Interview with the Vampire: The Vampire Chronicles, I'm not the only one who get's a real strong gay vibe here, right? Don't forget to come out on July 5th to watch Cineprov riff as Larry, Evan, and I riff Rocky IV! Also do you follow us elsewhere? Facebook? Instagram? Twitter? Myopia? While you are here, consider rating us five stars on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify! We are proud member of the ESO Network. How will you stand when we put your past on trial? Host: Nic Defendant: Charlie Panel: Charlie, Daniel, Kelsey
June 29, 2018
This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood (and despite the best efforts of my laziness), we learned that you can meet some real monsters in high school. As we say goodbye to Myopia Mornings, we watched Buffy, the Vampire Slayer. Can I get one more, you know, with feeling? Don't forget to come out on July 5th to watch Cineprov riff as Larry, Evan, and I riff Rocky IV! Also do you follow us elsewhere? Facebook? Instagram? Twitter? Myopia? While you are here, consider rating us five stars on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify! We are proud member of the ESO Network. How will you stand when we put your past on trial? Host: Scott Panel: Nic, Daniel, and Lauren.
June 21, 2018
This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we watch a 1990's spoof movie, the Fifth Element! Self-referencial, parodying, and self-effacing, this comedy. . .wait, this they took this serious? Oh no. . . .Well, I guess we learned that French humor is wierd. Note: Sorry about the static, there was an issue I tried to fix. I promise it is better than George of the Jungle, but it would almost have to be. Don't forget to come out on July 5th to watch Cineprov riff as Larry, Evan, and I riff Rocky IV! Also do you follow us elsewhere? Facebook? Instagram? Twitter? Myopia? While you are here, consider rating us five stars on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify! We are proud member of the ESO Network. How will you stand when we put your past on trial? Host: Nic Defendant: Nic
June 14, 2018
This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we feel the rhythm AND the rhyme! We watched Cool Runnings, the only movie my elementary school owned, according to my memory. You dead man? Don't forget to come out on July 5th to watch Cineprov riff as Larry, Evan, and I riff Rocky IV! While you are here, consider rating us five stars on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify! We are proud member of the ESO Network. How will you stand when we put your past on trial? Host: Nic Defendant: Nic Panel: Matthew and Daniel
June 7, 2018
This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we see two titans of the action genre go head to head; Gary Busey and Tommy Lee Jones! Also, Steven Seagal mumbles around here somewhere too. We watched Under Siege! Did you know that a former Playboy Playmate can act with her top on for a whole movie? Neither did this film! Don't forget to come out today to watch Cineprov riff Masters of the Universe! While you are here, consider rating us five stars on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify! We are proud member of the ESO Network. How will you stand when we put your past on trial? Host: Nic Panel: Mollie, Daniel, Matthew.
May 31, 2018
Put on the old jimjams as we remember the days of yore where cartoons for adults were a novelty, Idiocracy wasn't real life, and MTV still showed music videos.   We revisit one of the most influential cartoons of the last 30 years! They will riff music videos, miss out on love, and prove all you need is a great couch. Thanks to everyone who came to see me at Cineprov! Next time, June 7th, to watch Masters of the Universe! While you are here, consider rating us five stars on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify! We are proud member of the ESO Network How will you stand when we put your past on trial? Host: Scott Panel: Nicolas, Steve, Daniel
May 24, 2018
This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we learn that Kurt Russell is always awesome and why James Spader wore a clever hat in Blacklist. We watched Stargate!  How does Roland Emmerich go from this to Independence Day then back to the dumpster with Godzilla? And guess what? Independence Day 3 has been announced. Sigh. Thanks to everyone who came to see me at Cineprov! Next time, June 7th, to watch Masters of the Universe! While you are here, consider rating us five stars on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify! We are proud member of the ESO Network How will you stand when we put your past on trial? Host: Nicolas Defendant: Jon C Panel: Daniel, Matthew
May 17, 2018
This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, Dom DeLuise and John Cleese, together at last like Heat for comedy nerds, kinda...also that joke was for movie nerds...sorta! We watched An American Tail Fievel Goes West, a title for people who hate movie sequels without numbers. Thanks to everyone who came to see me at Cineprov! Next time, June 7th, to watch Masters of the Universe! While you are here, consider rating us five stars on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify! We are proud member of the ESO Network How will you stand when we put your past on trial? Host: Nicolas Defendant: Matthew Panel: Daniel
May 10, 2018
This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, in an effort to reassess our nightmares, we watched the Secret of NIMH. How far will a mother go? Why did NIMH (National Institute of Mental Health) have exterminators? Dom DeLuise, really? Thanks to everyone who came to see me at Cineprov! Next time, June 7th, to watch Masters of the Universe! While you are here, consider rating us five stars on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify! We are proud member of the ESO Network How will you stand when we put your past on trial? Host: Nicolas Defendant: Matthew Panel: Daniel
May 3, 2018
It's time for another Myopia Mornings! With Scott away this week, Nic fills in with Daniel and Matthew as they try to down a preachy show that haunted TBS. This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we clean up this place! We watched Captain Planet and the Planeteers, the power is yours! While you are here, consider rating us five stars on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify! We are a proud member of the ESO Network. How will you stand when we put your past on trial? Host: Nicolas Panel: Daniel and Matthew
April 26, 2018
Hello Marvel Fans who stumbled across us and Myopia fans! Like everyone else out there, we are talking MCU and the movies that fit our 10 year rule were Iron Man and the Incredible Hulk, so we are talking Iron Man! The week on Myopia Defend Your Childhood, we learn what you can build in a cave out of scaps! We saw Iron Man, next time baby! How will you stand when we put your past on trial? Host: Nicolas  Defendant: Nicolas Panel: Steve, Kellie, Thomas
April 19, 2018
Alright, pop quiz hot shot, this week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we shoot the hostage! We watched the Keanu Reeves, Dennis Hopper, Sandra Bullock, and Jeff Bridges classic, Speed! Does the movie hold up or is it as stable as a cart filled with cans? How will you stand when we put your past on trial? Host: Nicolas Defendant: Nicolas Panel: Daniel, Lauren, Matthew
April 12, 2018
This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood we have Swissmen playing Scots, Scots playing Spaniards, and a fair number of kitanas as Mr. Krabs kills hookers. Can you tell we watched a Canon Film? We saw Highlander, THERE CAN BE ONLY TWO SEQUELS...AND A TV SHOW...AND AN UPCOMING REBOOT!!!! How will you stand when we put your past on trial? Host: Nicolas Defendant: Matthew Quinn Panel: Daniel
April 5, 2018
Deepest Bluest, my hat IS like a shark's fin. From red wine to the proper omelet recipe, this movie is what Jaws clearly always wanted to be; about the science? I think... How will you stand when we put your past on trial? Host: Nicolas Hoffmann Defendant: Matthew Quinn Panel: Jeremy and Steve
March 29, 2018
This week on Myopia Mornings, the teacher is home sick with a hangover and the sub is showing videos! Join Scott and I as we get swallowed with olives and get passive aggressive with fancy book learning.  How will you stand when we put your past on trial? Host: Scott Panel: Nicolas
March 22, 2018
This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, I am late uploading this because, ironically, I am in Washington DC as this week, we figure out if this money is trying to tell us something. We watched National Treasure, since I made the earlier comment, I want to promise the FBI I am not planning on stealing the Declaration of Independence. How will you stand when we put your past on trials? Host: Nicolas Defendant: Nicolas Panel: Daniel
March 15, 2018
This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we dust off the Playstation and bust out a pixelated classic! Wait, we had to watch the movie version? Ewww....I'd rather get aroused by polygons any day. We watched Tomb Raider (2001), spoiler alert, it was the Illuminati! Like always! WAKE UP SHEEPLE! How will you stand when we put your past on trial? Host: Nicolas Hoffmann Defendant: None, releases along with Tomb Raider 2018 Panel: Daniel, Matthew, Jeremy
March 8, 2018
This week on Myopia: Defend your Childhood, we watch Brendan Fraser learn how to survive in modern society again! This time with the help of pratfalls, John Cleese, and voice over narration! How will you stand when we put your past on trial? Host: Nicolas Hoffmann Defendant: Nicolas Hoffmann Panel: Kelsey, Matt P, and Abbey
March 1, 2018
This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, our hearts melt as the government takes away our alcholic friend. We watched ET: The Extra-Terrestrial! How will you stand when we put your past on trial? Host: Nicolas Defendant: Nicolas Panel: Lauren, Daniel, Matthew
February 22, 2018
Narrow your eyes and pull out your cowl, we watched Batman this week! In this classic noir cartoon, we hear a Mark Hamill cackle and a Kevin Conroy growl and fall in love all over again. How will you stand when we put your past on trial? Host: Scott Panel: Erin, Thomas, Nic
February 14, 2018
Happy Valentine's Day! We arrived a day early to bring you a romantic classic about poison, vocabulary, and the legal definition of death; the Princess Bride! Come join the star of Saw, the First Lady from House of Cards, and a professional wrestler in a tale of mawwage!  How will you stand when we put your past on trial? Host: Nicolas Hoffmann Defendant: Everyone? Panel: Candace, Thomas, Kelsey
February 8, 2018
Prepare to get your cute and cuddly on, this movie has James Cromwell! Daniel and I try to crack the code on what makes Babe so lovable in a seemingly forgotten classic that is wonderfully charming! We are a proud member of the ESO Network. How will you stand when we put your past on trial? Host: Nic Defendant: Nic Panel: Daniel
February 1, 2018
This time on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we look down the rabbit hole of the government hiding evidence of aliens! With only warrior for truth, Jesse "the Body" Ventura, there to stop it! Join two governors as they fight a hunter man and sort of the CIA. Finally with a new year in front of us, please, rate and review us on iTunes!, Stitcher! or Podbean! Five stars helps a lot! If you are on the social platforms follows us on Facebook or Twitter! If you are a fan of history, we are starting season two my history podcast with Alex Cummings, Doomed to Repeat with an series of interviews; available where ever you get your podcasts! How will you stand when we put your past on trial? Host: Nicolas Panel: Jeremy and Matthew
January 25, 2018
This morning, grab some Alpha-Bits and mind the musical numbers, we watched Rocko's Modern Life! Will Nic spin a yarn? Will Thomas' new work laptop have good audio? Will Thomas and Nic let Scott get a word in edge wise? Will Rocko vacuum his house?!?!?!? Stick around as we love on this classic of our youth and forebearer to Millenialism.  Plugs! Join Larry (our founder and comedy writer forMST3K season 11), Evan of Evan and Garrett take on the World, and Christine as they tackle Stragglers with the director in the audience on February 1st! Afterwards, join us at CO for a meet and greet and a beer! I look forward to meeting all of you! Finally with a new year in front of us, please, rate and review us on iTunes!, Stitcher! or Podbean! Five stars helps a lot! If you are on the social platforms follows us on Facebook or Twitter! If you are a fan of history, we just wrapped on season one of check out my history podcast with Alex Cummings, Doomed to Repeat with some interviews to start the season; available where ever you get your podcasts! How will you stand when we put your past on trial? Host: ScottDefendant: NicPanel: Thomas
January 18, 2018
This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we get our ass to Mars! We watched Total Recall (1990), filled with all the charisma that only Arnold Schwartenegger can bring!  So crack out that third boob as we get into the world of Philip K. Dick! Plugs! Join Larry (our founder and comedy writer forMST3K season 11), Candace of Lips Down On Dixie, and I as we tackle Flesh Gordon, on Friday, Jan 19th and then attempt to scrub off the unclean feelings!Afterwards, join us at CO for a meet and greet and a beer! I look forward to meeting all of you!Finally with a new year in front of us, please, rate and review us on iTunes!, Stitcher! or Podbean! Five stars helps a lot! If you are on the social platforms follows us on Facebook or Twitter, and we are starting a new YouTube Channel, which will have all the trailers for the shows and movies we review! If you are a fan of history, we just wrapped on season one of check out my history podcast with Alex Cummings, Doomed to Repeat with an episode on Sanctuary Cities; available where ever you get your podcasts!How will you stand when we put your past on trial?Host: Nicolas HoffmannDefendant: MatthewPanel: Jeremy
January 11, 2018
They're creepy and they're kooky, mysterious and spooky,They're all together ooky, the Addams Family.This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we have a feel good bit of fun with the Addams Family! Is it silly, yes! Is it funny, yes! Does it have a recognizable song that we try to sing despite being on Skype? You bet! Enjoy! Join Larry (our founder and comedy writer forMST3K season 11), Candace of Lips Down On Dixie, and I tackle Flesh Gordon,  and then attempt to scrub off the unclean feelings!Afterwards, join us at CO for a meet and greet and a beer! I look forward to meeting all of you!Finally with a new year in front of us, please, rate and review us on iTunes!, Stitcher! or Podbean! Five stars helps a lot! If you are on the social platforms follows us on Facebook or Twitter, and we are starting a new YouTube Channel, which will have all the trailers for the shows and movies we review! If you are a fan of history, we just wrapped on season one of check out my history podcast with Alex Cummings, Doomed to Repeat with an episode on Sanctuary Cities; available where ever you get your podcasts!How will you stand when we put your past on trial? Host: Nicolas Hoffmann Defendant: Jon Panel: Jeremy, Daniel, and Matthew
January 4, 2018
This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, John Hughes brings us back to a time were you couldn't use computers to look at pornography, so you had to use them to just make the women! What a crazy backward era! Also, crazy backward gender politics in a movie from someone who we thought knew better after Pretty in Pink, Breakfast Club, and Sixteen Candles. Oh, well, I guess threatening your SO's family with a gun was ok in Reagan's America. Also, dear friends, thanks for all of you who supported Cineprov last year and I will see you in January! Join Larry (our founder and comedy writer forMST3K season 11), Candace of Lips Down On Dixie, and I tackle Flesh Gordon,  and then attempt to scrub off the unclean feelings! Afterwards, join us at CO for a meet and greet and a beer! I look forward to meeting all of you! Finally, as the year winds down and a new one begins, please, rate and review us on iTunes!, Stitcher! or Podbean! Five stars helps a lot! If you are on the social platforms follows us on Facebook or Twitter, and we are starting a new YouTube Channel, which will have all the trailers for the shows and movies we review! If you are a fan of history, we just wrapped on season one of check out my history podcast with Alex Cummings, Doomed to Repeat with an episode on Sanctuary Cities; available where ever you get your podcasts! How will you stand when we put your past on trial? Host: Nicolas Hoffmann Panel: Thomas, Jeremy, Daniel, Christina.
December 28, 2017
Happy Holidays! Litterally! This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we watch the Rugrats in The Santa Experience and Chanukah! Two Holidays are represented! Will the voices drive Nic to rage? Will the poorly constructed jokes drive Daniel to suicide? Well, that makes it just like the holidays in general! So, pour yourself some hot choco and let's drive into Rugrats! Also, dear friends, thanks for all of you who supported Cineprov this year and I will see you in January! Join Larry (our founder and comedy writer for MST3K season 11), Evan (from Evan and Garrett Take On The World and 99x), Candace of Lips Down On Dixie, Christine, Holly and me tackle Flesh Gordon! Finally, as the year winds down and a new one begins, please, rate and review us on iTunes!, Stitcher! or Podbean! Five stars helps a lot! If you are on the social platforms follows us on Facebook or Twitter, and we are starting a new YouTube Channel, which will have all the trailers for the shows and movies we review! If you are a fan of history, we just wrapped on season one of check out my history podcast with Alex Cummings, Doomed to Repeat with an episode on Sanctuary Cities; available where ever you get your podcasts! How will you stand when we put your past on trial? Host: Nicolas Hoffmann Panel: Daniel
December 21, 2017
It's Gremlins week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood! Have you ever tried to get the perfect gift, but it turns out to be evil? Like you possessed dolls and so forth? Well, this is nothing like that because shit goes down due to incompetance! Please do mean a favor! Rate and review us! iTunes!, Stitcher! or Podbean! Five stars helps a lot! And if you are a fan of history, we just wrapped on season one of check out my history podcast with Alex Cummings, Doomed to Repeat with an episode on Sanctuary Cities; available where ever you get your podcasts! How will you stand when we put your past on trial? Host: Nicolas Defendant: Nicolas Panel: Matthew, Daniel, Jeremy, Thomas
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