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February 11, 2020
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne.  Meet Tyrion Lannister: Librarian Approved. George, why you burnin' all the bacon? Is it a Westerosi hangover cure? And don't think you can hide that hot Nedbert action from our eagle eyes. Jaime knows a seamstress and isn't afraid to use her, while Joffrey & Cersei are already plotting to kill the Stark pets. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Game of Thrones - Tyrion I. Encore of Episode 183 - originally recorded in 2017. Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 308
February 5, 2020
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. How much PTO does the Kingsguard get? Jaime and Cersei couldn't find a better place to do it than a rat-infested tower? Is Bran the future Robert Smith of the trees? Join us all in a little 10cc as we contemplate the things we do for love. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Game of Thrones - Bran II. Encore of Episode 246 - originally recorded in 2018. Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 307
January 29, 2020
306: AGoT Arya I Spoilers. Profanity. Jaime x Brienne. Sansa is a total mean girl. Eldest siblings unite! Is the Hound looking to have a better gig with Tommen? Life is not fair. Also, we like Jaime and Brienne in case anyone missed that. Game of Thrones. A Song Ice and Fire. A Game of Thrones - Arya I Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 306
January 21, 2020
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Tune in as Cat and Ned make the hottest room in Winterfell even hotter. He may let it all hang out, but Ned’s not a planner, you guys. Lysa likes the Littlefinger, but does he speak her secret language? And it turns out Jon’s a huge downer even when he’s not in the room. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Game of Thrones - Catelyn II. Encore of Episode 137 - originally recorded in 2016. Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 305
January 15, 2020
Spoilers. Profanity. Jaime x Brienne. Jon is fanboying hard for Jaime. Rickon is a cutie. Kudos to Benjen for not taking advantage of a drunken teenager for recruiting purposes. Is Ghost smarter than the rest of us or is this a leftover from the original plot? We have no idea what George was thinking with the gymnastics. Game of Thrones. A Song Ice and Fire. A Game of Thrones - Jon I Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 304
January 7, 2020
Spoilers. Profanity. Jaime x Brienne. Robert is having a full-on locker room moment, but Ned has moved on. GRRM is on his A-game with the writing: “Not much meat on her, but what's there is choice.” Lyanna appreciates symbolism. Game of Thrones. A Song Ice and Fire. A Game of Thrones - Eddard I.   Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 303
December 31, 2019
Spoilers. Profanity. Jaime x Brienne. Dany's living in the real world while Viserys is off in another reality. Just how creepy is Viserys anyway? How much of a role was Dany supposed to have in the series? Game of Thrones. A Song Ice and Fire. A Game of Thrones - Daenerys I.   Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 302
December 25, 2019
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. In Winterfell's godswood Cat sees the Old Gods everywhere, while her husband sees a chance to get his Nedbert on. Join us as we go back to the start. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Game of Thrones - Catelyn I. Encore of Episode 136 - originally recorded in 2016. Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 301
December 17, 2019
Spoilers. Profanity. Jaime x Brienne. Is Ned a Boomer or a Millennial? In another writer's hands, Catelyn would have been stuck walking the direwolves. Join us for our 300th episode as we wax about the GRRM's writing skills. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Game of Thrones - Bran I.   Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 300
December 10, 2019
Spoilers. Profanity. Jaime x Brienne. We start at the very beginning, but maybe we should head back? When fashion leads to death, or what happens when you're stuck with a commander who doesn't know what the hell he's doing. Did George go to Terminator 2 right before he wrote the Prologue, and should the Others be played by Robert Patrick? Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Game of Thrones - Prologue. Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 299
December 3, 2019
Spoilers. Profanity. Jaime x Brienne. Jaime's a keen observer of the Riverlands. And its turnips. And its back hair. We're all firmly on Team Blackwood, but not so much with the Targaryens (sorry Egg). Jaime scrambles to his feet and we swoon on ours as the re-reread ends. The waiting is the hardest part, George. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Dance with Dragons - Jaime I. Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 298
November 26, 2019
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. It's been multiple years and some of us still have no idea what our social media handles are. Tywin Lannister: not a detail-oriented guy or just uncaring about certain details? We all sincerely hope that Sybell Spicer gets a POV chapter in Winds. Also, we speculate far more about Ilyn Payne than we ever thought possible. A Feast for Crows is the cherry on Jaime's breakup sundae. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Feast for Crows - Jaime VII. Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 297
November 19, 2019
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Sometimes a missing tongue is just a missing tongue. Most of us like dogs, but tune in to find out who doesn't. Catelyn has left the building. Pod's been hanging for 14 f**king years and we're done with it. What did the Russian translator know and when did they know it? Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Feast for Crows - Brienne VIII. Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 296
November 12, 2019
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. The Blackfish may be a badass, but if you're maid #4 in the Tully's kitchen, Edmure is the Lord you want. It's time to go beyond the trebuchet and launch ourselves into a discussion of how Jaime's here to clean up Tywin's mess. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Feast for Crows - Jaime VI. Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 295
November 5, 2019
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Welcome to the Inn of the Lord of the Flies. Brienne is a goddamn hero. Hyle may be a dog, but he's an honest dog. Where's our Son of Nedbert fic? We need something to take our minds off of this heartwrenching chapter. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Feast for Crows - Brienne VII. Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 294
October 29, 2019
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Daven is here for the ride with his hockey beard. Genna has everybody's number. And Papa Tywin made some really questionable deals. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Feast for Crows - Jaime V. Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 293
October 22, 2019
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Is the path to the Quiet Isle a metaphor for Brienne's long and winding journey or a trip to Ikea? In any case, the Quiet Isle gives Brienne (and us) a welcome pause...and inspiration for all the fanfic. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Feast for Crows - Brienne VI.   Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 292
October 15, 2019
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Can you smell that Darry air? We meet more fun Freys, and ladies, let's face it, we've all been a Gatehouse Ami. Jaime's a great father figure, but Lancel has a rather strict view of what constitutes treason. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Feast for Crows - Jaime IV. Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 291
October 8, 2019
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Can you feel the love in King's Landing? Our favorite twins can't. Harrenhal may be a nightmare, but the Golden Bitchslap is every shipper's dream. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Feast for Crows - Jaime III. Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 290
October 1, 2019
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Tune in for hipster date night with Hyle Hunt where he gives the Stinking Goose a really bad Yelp review. You may not like him, but Hyle makes LoT laugh so he’s won her over. Special shoutout to Septon Meribald’s giant feet (wink wink). And Podrick Payne remains our special cinnamon roll. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Feast for Crows - Brienne V. Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 289
September 25, 2019
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Brienne is smarter than anyone thinks. What is going on with the Squishers anyway? George’s sour grapes about that Hugo loss mean Brienne beat the crap out of Harry Potter. Did Brienne accidentally make a weirwood sacrifice? Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Feast for Crows - Brienne IV. Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 288
September 18, 2019
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. There's kittens for everyone in King Tommen's land. Kevan and Loras get some great one-liners, but Jaime's quips are wasted on the likes of Lancel. Cersei's at her wine-throwing worst, and Jaime's having none of it. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Feast for Crows - Jaime II.  Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 287.
September 10, 2019
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Welcome to "Loathed No More," a Jaime/Brienne love story. We don't want Hyle Hunt for Brienne, but maybe we want him for ourselves? Is Mark Mullendore the Ross of the Knights of Summer? Maybe, but Brienne is definitely the Captain America of Westeros. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Feast for Crows - Brienne III. Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 286.
September 4, 2019
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Every time Brienne takes a bath she thinks of Jaime, confirmed. Pod breaks our hearts. There are some things Brienne would give up her honor for… Why do people hate happiness, and genitals? Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Feast for Crows – Brienne II. Close The Door And Come Here - 285
August 28, 2019
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. The Vigil that outstinks all Vigil’s. Pycelle is Tywin’s biggest stan. Jaime decides getting nasty next to the dead body of a family member might not be proper, finally. Jaime and Tommen bond over going away inside. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Feast for Crows - Jaime I Close The Door And Come Here - 284
August 20, 2019
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Everything about Brienne is ugly, except for her eyes. And her soul. And her mare, which is not a piebald. We get inside Brienne's head and , no surprise, it's a beautiful place to be. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Feast for Crows - Brienne I. Close The Door And Come Here - 283
August 13, 2019
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. No more heavy leanings! Cersei tries to blow Jaime right out of the Kingsguard, but he's too busy rehearsing his big speech to Brienne. Jaime and Brienne act like awkward teenagers, and then Jaime acts like a man who can do whatever he chooses. Whatever he chooses. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords - Jaime IX. Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 282
August 7, 2019
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. It’s time for King’s Landing Cribs Edition, where the magic doesn’t happen. Are you a gasoline kinda gal or do you prefer manure? All we know is we’re not into the smell of rotting flesh. Jaime trusts Loras will fall in love with Brienne if he just spends a few minutes alone with her. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords - Jaime VIII. Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 281
July 30, 2019
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Jaime’s homecoming sucks. Cersei gives, but we must ask. Sure Jaime’s a deadbeat dad, but Joff really was a dick. And Jaime might be good at bluffing, but Tywin always wins the staring contests. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords - Jaime VII. Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 280
July 23, 2019
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. We have gathered here together to pray at the Church of Holy Weirwood Dreams. Ctrl F or GTFO. In one of ASoIaF's most epic chapters we've got bears, maidens, Bloodraven and some of the most swoonworthy lines in the series. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords - Jaime VI. Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 279
July 17, 2019
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Jaime Lannister defense squad reporting for duty! Jaime's half a god and half of corpse, but there's nothing wrong with his eyesight where naked Brienne is concerned. It's time to share some secrets in the Harrenhal bathhouse! Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords - Jaime V. Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 278
July 9, 2019
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Things get hella dark. Brienne is Jaime's binky. These two fools know how to save each other and it kind of breaks our hearts. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords - Jaime IV.   Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 277
July 2, 2019
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Jaime wants to touch Brienne a lot. Goodbye Cleos Frey, we barely knew ye. Eon needs to find a new mani/pedi nail place. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords - Jaime III.   Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 276
June 25, 2019
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Jaime fires off some classic quips, but the real surprise is that Brienne has a sense of humor too. Our favorite couple-to-be continues to bicker their way over the hills and through the woods of the Riverlands. Jaime tries to give a little bit, but Brienne isn't having any of it...yet. We're reminded again that GRRM gives these characters life, while the show just gave us tits and windows. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. ASoS Jaime II. Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 275
June 18, 2019
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Brienne is a superhero, Jaime is super snarky and Cleos is pretty much just there. Brienne gives just as good as she gets and we can't wait to see the animated version of her literally sinking a ship. It's the start of a beautiful relationship and we're so here for it. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. ASoS Jaime I. Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 274
June 11, 2019
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. LoT doesn't know who Charles Dickens is, Eon can't feel her face, and we're all way too into potatoes. Comma is here to ruin all of your hurt/comfort fics. "Give me the dick, Kingslayer.". Does Jaime have game? Do we really want GRRM to write that sex scene? Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. Drunkcast 9.0. Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 273
June 4, 2019
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. We may not be Branraven, but we do have some ideas about ASoIaF endgame and whether we learned anything from the show that shall not be named. We get down to brass tacks and talk about Jaime & Brienne's future banging, the Iron Throne (or lack thereof), the valonqar, and just what kind of "king" Bran is really going to be. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Dream of A Dream of Spring.   Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 272
May 29, 2019
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. We close the door on Game of Thrones and discuss our favorite/least favorite moments, miseries and mistakes from all 8 seasons. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. Game of Thrones Series Retrospective. Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 271
May 22, 2019
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. We give the show the middle finger, and it gives it right back in Brienne's White Book scene. The finale had some beautiful visuals, but not a lot of heart. But maybe it all makes sense if Bran is the real bad guy? Eh, whatever...our watch has ended. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. Game of Thrones 8x06 "The Iron Throne". Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 270
May 15, 2019
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Our mailbag is as heavy as our hearts as the show may have finally broken us. Before we go away inside, let's have one more ragefest against the showrunners as we lament what might have been. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. Game of Thrones 8x05. "The Bells". Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 269
May 8, 2019
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. It's the return of Larry as the joy of Jaime and Brienne's consummation turns into ashes in our mouths by the end of the episode. We feel as bad as Ghost looks. We have some ideas for "I've never" questions, and hope that Jaime can math gestation enough to not have to wonder who's the daddy. In the midst of all of our rage, we would, however, like to point out one thing: Varys is not a merman. Confirmed. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. Game of Thrones 8x04. "The Last of the Starks". Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 268
May 1, 2019
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. What bearded man is getting stabbed now? We're adding more to our ever-growing "would've been cool" list. Are we the Charlie Brown to D&D's Lucy? If you spend millions of dollars and 55 nights filming a TV show, but no one can see it, did it really happen? Next week, how about you open all the windows and come here. Game Of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. Game of Thrones 8x03 "The Long Night". Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 267
April 24, 2019
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Guys, the crypts are totally safe. Cruise ships to Essos would be a pretty lucrative business venture right now. Ghost gets Photoshopped into the show and Arya gets hers, to mixed reviews. Give Alfie Allen all the awards now please. We are drunk on sunlight as we witness the wedding, I mean knighting of Brienne of Tarth. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. Game of Thrones 8x02 "A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms". Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 266
April 17, 2019
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Cersei wants to know where her elephants are. We just want to know who has our 5-year anniversary wood. Bronn's gonna Bronn, Bran's gonna Bran (this year with 10% more humanity!), but we're still waiting for Brienne to...Brienne? Sansa and Sam are the episode MVPs, but don't get too attached to poor little Ned Umber. The dead may be coming, but so is Jaime Lannister, and that's what gives us life. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. Game of Thrones 8x01 "Winterfell". Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 265
April 9, 2019
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Put on your tinfoil hats and buckle up as we delve into some questionable spoilers for season 8 of Game of Thrones. Who will take the throne? Who lives? Who dies? Has GoT made us all numb to incest? Hey Google. How does one kill an un-dead dragon? Game of Thrones. A Song Of Ice and Fire. Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 264
April 2, 2019
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Theon Greyjoy, you were a nice boy, until you had those two kids barbequed. Theon's biggest mistakes could fill a book - or even a series of books, but why do we feel for him anyway? Game of Thrones. A Song Of Ice and Fire. Theon Greyjoy. Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 263
March 26, 2019
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. We loved Bran from the start, but we're kind of terrified of him in the future. Does he just need a good old fashioned Catholic-nun style stick to the knuckles to keep him in line? As Korg would say, Winterfell can be rebuilt, but will Bran ever make it home or will he help close the door on the series as a tree? Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. Bran Stark. Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 262
March 19, 2019
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Listen to us fawn all over our favorite Onion Knight as we talk about his meteoric rise from smallest of the smallfolk to Hand of the King. Should Davos have made his move against Mel sooner? Is he the best adapted character in Game of Thrones? Did he break the Siege of Storm’s End for honor and glory, or for cash? And why is he so devoted to a guy who chopped off his fingers? Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. Davos Seaworth. Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 261
March 12, 2019
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Join us for an in depth discussion of our favorite baker and some of the other smallfolk of Westeros. We tackle all of the most important Hot Pie questions. Is Hot Pie the smartest character in the series? Should we subscribe to the Azor Hot Pie theory? And, more importantly, how would Hot Pie fare in the Great British Bakeoff? Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. Hot Pie & The Small Folk. Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 260
March 5, 2019
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. What's your favorite Gendry moment and why is it only what LoT says? Is Gendry busy doing the deed with Jeyne Heddle, or does he need Davos to explain that the facts of life don't include leeches? We delve into Westeros' other, handsome, righteous bastard in our latest character episode. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. Gendry. Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 259
February 26, 2019
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Here's to Robert...he's a horse's ass. He's also that dude at your High School reunion still talking about the Big Game. We discuss Robert's failed potential, his many flaws, and why so many of us love him anyway. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. Robert Baratheon. Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 258
February 20, 2019
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Bronn is an Everyman character, albeit one who is a bit too eager to do Tyrion’s wetwork. Is Bronn one of the few characters in ASoIaF who hasn’t made a mistake? Rules of physics do not apply to Bronn. Listen as we discuss why we think he’ll make it out alive. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire—Ser Bronn of the Blackwater.   Close the Door and Come Here – Episode 257
February 13, 2019
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. We love Robb even though he’s a teenage king who thinks he knows better than his mom. Is there inappropriate chemistry between Show!Robb and Show!Catelyn and do we really mind it if there is? Grey Wind lives! That’s a theory we’ve now adopted and since we’re never getting Winds, we can believe whatever we want. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire—Robb Stark.   Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 256
February 5, 2019
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Theon is a hero, but he's still Theon. GRRM needs to insert more of his family drama into those books he's not writing. Are the spearwives more like sex workers, carnies, or both? More than nearly any character, we think Jeyne deserves a happy ending. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and FIre. A Dance with Dragons - Theon I Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 255
January 29, 2019
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Jon steals our hearts, even when in the depths of despair. GRRM has a lot to say about honor, duty and what makes a good king. We have a lot to say about...the merits of ice cells vs. sky cells. Finally, is it "Stannis!" or "Stan-nis!"? Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords - Jon X. Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 254
January 23, 2019
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Theon struggles with his captivity, phantom "limb" syndrome, and a lot of TMI. What's Barbrey Dustin really up to? Not only does everyone peak in high school in Westeros, but they've had the same top 40 for the past hundred years. Meanwhile we have further evidence that GRRM just really has no understanding about female anatomy. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Dance with Dragons - The Turncloak - ADwD: Theon V.   Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 253
January 15, 2019
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. We try to sift through the BS to bring you the leaks that were promised. Did NCW film 12 different Jaime's death scenes? Does the thought of a Jon/Dany happily ever after make you root for the Night's King? If we can't have flying cars, can we at least get tacos delivered by dragons? Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. Game of Thrones Season 8 Preview #5. Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 252
January 8, 2019
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. This is another Listener’s Choice episode. Clearly you all hate us, because you chose the Prologue from A Dance with Dragons a.k.a. the horror story of Varamyr Sixskins. Join us as we dive into the head of serial baby-eater Varamyr while contemplating our own poor life choices. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Dance With Dragons - Prologue - Varamyr Sixskins. Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 251
December 31, 2018
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Whether it's egg nog, champagne, or simply the champagne of beers, join us as we blunder our way through another drunkcast. If we're being honest, we probably don't remember what we talked about - but we're sure it was awesome. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. Holiday Drunkcast - Drunkcast 8.0.   Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 250
December 25, 2018
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Raise a glass of blindshine as we catch up with No One in Braavos. Arya's senses are working overtime, as she proves that you can take the girl out of Winterfell, but you can't take the Stark out of the girl. The House of Black and White better watch out, because she's going to burn the whole thing down (how better to dodge those pesky student loan collectors?). Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Dance With Dragons - The Blind Girl. Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 249
December 18, 2018
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. The night comes alive with the music of dragons, but we get all riled up by where GRRM puts the cinnamon. If we look back, we are lost, but join us anyway as we reminisce about family funerals, our early love for Dany, and the 80s miniseries V. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Game of Thrones - Daenerys X.  Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 248
December 11, 2018
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Melisandre isn't the most detail-oriented of Red Priestesses, but she does know how to spin some Yanny vs. Laurel-style magic. Are fingerbones necklaces a thing in Westeros? And, we are resisting those Winds "spoilers" in the GoT scripts with every fiber of our beings. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Dance with Dragons - Melisandre I.  Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 247
December 4, 2018
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. How much PTO does the Kingsguard get? Jaime and Cersei couldn't find a better place to do it than in a rat-infested tower? Is Bran the future Robert Smith of the trees? Join us all in a little 10cc as we contemplate the things we do for love. Game of Thrones.A Song of Ice and Fire. A Game of Thrones - Bran II. Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 246
November 27, 2018
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. We're all lined up for dinner at White Harbor's very own Red Lobster (we hear the biscuits are great). Does Davos wear a WWSD bracelet? Wylla Manderly is the best, but the entire Merman Court deserves an Oscar. Can anyone give us the Bullet Points of Fire & Blood? #NotAllJareds Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Dance with Dragons - Davos III. Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 245
November 21, 2018
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Welcome back, Jaime Lannister. Your banter with Tyrion is awesome, even when you're breaking each other's hearts. Tyrion and Varys hold hands through the creepiest date night ever. Shae pets the wrong cat and Tywin gets what's coming to him as we finally close the door on Tyrion's chapters. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords - Tyrion XI.   Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 244
November 13, 2018
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Is Tywin a dad of his word? We’re not so sure. We are pretty sure he’s being poisoned, though. Tyrion’s putting all his faith in the Red Viper, and we wonder why Tywin didn’t see that coming. Join us for Inigo Montoya vs. The Mountain, a trial by combat for the ages, but not for the faint of heart. Just remember that snakes have no hands, but they do have eyes and teeth--or at least they used to. A Storm of Swords - Tyrion X. Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 243
November 7, 2018
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. It's time to get your PEEEETYR on, as Littlefinger moves from his Tiny House in the Fingers to a deluxe apartment in the sky. Will Sansa move from pawn to player? Could GRRM possibly have more SanSan foreshadowing in this chapter? Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords - Sansa VI Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 242
October 30, 2018
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. It's the trial of the young century and with Cersei McBeal in charge, things don't look good for Tyrion. We get another sweet, fleeting taste of the sexy Oberyn Martell, but inquiring minds want to know - did Oberyn get a taste of Cersei? GRRM is the Jaime and Brienne fanfic author of our dreams and we want more. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords - Tyrion IX Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 241
October 23, 2018
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. We debunk some rumors, but spread a few others as we delve into season 8 leaks, theories and spoilers. Will the bang that was promised live up to the hype (duh)? Will the shocking events actually be logical and in character (oh you sweet summer child)? Will we all literally watch ice melt to get a release date or a trailer (shamefully, yes)? Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. Game of Thrones Season 8 Preview #4   Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 240
October 16, 2018
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Sansa turns from porcelain, to ivory, to steel, but finds herself fleeing from one terrible situation to another. Littlefinger's plots make almost as much sense as his ways of wooing women. We mourn the lack of SanSan in the show, and wonder if Sansa will ever get to actually kiss a half decent man. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords - Sansa V. Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 239
October 10, 2018
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. It’s a nice day for a Purple Wedding. Olenna’s giving Sansa some serial killer hairnet realness. Joffrey stars in his first and last “I’m on a horse!” Old Spice commercial. GRRM might be the original wordy food blogger, so you can just shove some pigeon pie down your cake hole for the very bestest chapter ever. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords - Tyrion VIII. Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 238
October 2, 2018
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. It's time for Joffrey's wedding breakfast, but where are the Bloody Marys and cheesy hashbrowns, George? Who needs fantasy football when you can have fantasy Kingsguards? Did Robert have a subscription to Melees Monthly? Tyrion is...problematic and no matter what tidbits GRRM give us, we're just not here for your Targ BS. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords - Sansa IV Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 237
September 25, 2018
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Turns out not everyone is that into dragon sex dungeons. If you need staff who can keep their mouth shut, Brella's your girl. Tyrion talks himself out of loving a whore. Again. Like Shae we aim high by going low. Are the Brave Companions the real J/B shippers? Hooray for Occasional Gents x 2! Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords - Tyrion VII Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 236
September 19, 2018
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Joffrey doesn’t know when to just take a win, but Tyrion knows when to pull out the Michael Jackson popcorn gif. Cersei had one job! We decide we prefer a Benadryl timeout. And we learn that Elia was an afterthought because Tywin is the real monster here. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords - Tyrion VI. Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 235
September 10, 2018
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Will Jaime's goldenshaft plunge deep into Brienne's Riverlands? Something something people juices, muppet casting, and more we won't remember in the morning after our latest Drunkcast. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. Drunkcast 7.0. Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 234
September 4, 2018
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. How many podcasters does it take to pronounce Jalabhar Xho correctly? Come for the Dornish jokes, but stay for the introduction of Oberyn Martell, who lives up to the hype, somehow. Is Oberyn too sexy for his shirt? Is Willas the founder of the Westerosi thoroughbred? Is it really that hard to adminster the new King's Landing whore tax? We answer these questions and more. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords - Tyrion V. Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 233
August 28, 2018
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Tyrion wants Sansa (gross). Symon Silver Tongue just wants to be a star. We just want to share our newest conspiracy theory. Also..remember back in 2015 when GRRM thought he was done with Winds? Good times. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords - Tyrion IV. Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 232
August 21, 2018
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Welcome to only the third worst wedding in ASoS! Misery loves company - and so does Cersei. Sansa still wants Willas, the puppies, and the barge. We just want GRRM to get his timelines straight and quit with the inaccurate nipple references. Let's shut the door and go there as Sansa's personal nightmare continues. #NotAllOccasionalGents Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords - Sansa III Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 231
August 15, 2018
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Littlefinger Dice Clay has got the jokes, but can he survive a double karate chop to his groin region? Everyone wonders if Joffrey’s wedding will have an open bar. Also, is everyone poisoning everyone? Maybe. At least everyone knows they could do worse than Willas Tyrell. But seriously, where in the world is Tyrek Lannister? Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords - Tyrion III. Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 230
August 7, 2018
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Cersei is why Sansa can’t have nice things. Sansa’s getting all the cloaks. We figured out why Winds is so long in coming (and it’s not what you might think). Stop asking GRRM about discrepancies in the books. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords Sansa II. Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 229 39m 37s
August 1, 2018
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. What is the process for becoming a Kingsguard? Do they ask them “If you were a tree, what kind of a tree would you be?” Does Varys have back problems? Can Tyrion get any more disgusting? Is Shae dying to go the wedding of the century? How does Tyrion function without nose hair? Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords Tyrion II. Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 228
July 24, 2018
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Olenna has her "Sure, Jan" moment. Did Mace wait for his mom to be playing bridge before working with Littlefinger to arrange the marriage for Margaery? Butterbumps has some serious game and may have edged Cheese Boy out of his place in Guile's heart. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. ASoS Sansa I. Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 227
July 17, 2018
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. We hate Tyrion a little less than before. Is this a temporary respite? Tyrek Lannister, dead or alive? We get out the Reynolds Wrap as we speculate on his status. The Tyrells got game. Tywin Lannister: father of the year. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. ASoS - Tyrion I. Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 226
July 10, 2018
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. We steal a concept from our friends at Davos Fingers: you supply the questions and we give five answers. Where's that perfect Star Trek/ASoIaF crossover when you need it? Can't imagine a worse Supreme Court nominee? We can. We've got hot old men, top Jaime and Brienne moments, favorite literal ships, and much, much more. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. Special Episode - Five Answers.   Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 225
July 3, 2018
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Hyle is the George Bailey of Westeros, but more importantly, is he hot? We discuss the perfect Hyle fancasts (NCW or Judd Nelson?) and debate if Hyle just a dudebro, or if he's Brienne's last chance at the good life. We're not sure of that, but we are sure that we better get some snarky Hyle/Jaime interactions in Winds. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. Special Episode - Hyle Hunt. Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 224
June 26, 2018
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Who misplaced Jaime's face? It's 10:00 am in Belfast City Airport - do you know where Gwendoline Christie is? Filming spoilers are as rare as the beef in the steak & seafood joint frequented by Nikolaj, Liam and Pilou, but we soldier on to bring you the best sleuthing no money can buy. Come for the speculation, but stay for the hot new goth band, The Trebuchet Babies. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. Game of Thrones Season 8 Preview 3. Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 223
June 19, 2018
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. GRRM doesn't know snow (or animal husbandry). Does anybody really know the best cut of man meat? Asha has the best bachelorette contestants and inquiring minds want to know - Stannis Baratheon: kinging it or winging it? Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Dance with Dragons - The Sacrifice. ADwD: Asha III. Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 222
June 12, 2018
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Asha and company are on the highway to hell (or the slow march to Winterfell). The northerners just want to bathe in Bolton blood, while Asha just wants to get warm, Justin Massey just wants to get with Asha, and Stannis just wants everyone to STFU about Robert. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. ADwD The King's Prize Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 221
June 5, 2018
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. We read GRRM's "best" love scene and we're unimpressed (except with Qarl). Are zee Glovers zee secret Frenchmen of Westeros? Are the Ironborn (Asha excluded) the Honey Boo Boos of Westeros? Is any character man enough for Hagen's Daughter? Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. ADwD The Wayward Bride.   Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 220
May 29, 2018
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. With Asha and The Reader, maybe the Ironborn aren't so bad after all? Theon Greyjoy! Go see your Mama! Does Tristifer Botley understand how anatomy works, or is he expecting a Kraken to show up with his dozen children? And, we get some meaty questions on Lady Stoneheart, the Targs, and why Dany gets so much fandom hate. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. AFfC The Kraken's Daughter Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 219
May 23, 2018
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Join us for this special episode where we discuss and dissect some of the great vessels of Westeros and beyond - from the Cinnamon Wind to Silence. Nah, just kidding! We're talking romance, self-inserts, ship-shaming and cousin-loving with a big side of SanSan, a little bit of Gendrya, and our usual dash of Jaime and Brienne. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. Ships of Ice and Fire. Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 218
May 15, 2018
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Did Robert fail Ned, or nail Ned? Was Rhaegar acting on prophecy, or acting on his dick? Did you know that gaoler sounds like "jailer"? We get down and dirty with poor, dead Ned in our first listeners' choice episode. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Game of Thrones - Eddard XV. Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 217
May 8, 2018
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Alayne's got the Eyrie under control, poor Sweetrobin included. Lothar x Mya 5Eva and Sansa x Littlefinger NEVA! Myranda Royce is angling for her next husband and everyone in the Vale is probably already looking forward to next spring's big thawed oxen feast. Join us as we head back down the mountain in another of our favorite chapters. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Feast for Crows - Alayne II Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 216
May 1, 2018
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. There's no crying in prophetic visions, Bran. While some may question the wisdom of listening to the voices in your dreams, we've got a pocket full of corn and a headful of Third-Eye Blind. Join us as we look deep into the heart of winter and conclude that Summer really got his name because "Here, Spring!" would sound dumb at the dog park. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Game of Thrones - Bran III Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 215
April 24, 2018
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. It's murder in a winter wonderland! But oh what a wonderland it is. We want to linger in the beauty of a snowy Winterfell, but the Moon Door beckons. Lysa deserves our sympathy, and she also deserves to binge watch a few shows on the Westerosi version of OWN. Oh, and stop trying to make Hot Hyle happen. Game of Thrones A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords - Sansa VII. Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 214
April 18, 2018
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Davos gets the best food and the best gossip while waiting for Wyman Manderly to cut off his head and hands. The Wolf Den might have the world’s worst Christmas tree trimmings, but it’s a heck of an homage to the Stark-Manderly mutual appreciation society. Finally, we all fist pump because the North Remembers...even if some of us forgot to read the right chapter in our shortest episode to date. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Dance with Dragons - Davos IV. Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 213
April 10, 2018
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. In the first of "Our Favorite Chapters" series, we explore the vaguely heroic patina of the Night's Watch, the sweetness of rancid butter and the nod that launched a thousand ships. Join us for kill the boying, baby switching, and block fetching, with an added bonus of diet Jaime himself: Ser Hyle Hunt. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. ADwD Jon II Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 212
April 3, 2018
Spoilers. Profanity. Jaime x Brienne. Has the bang that was promised, actually been promised? Why is Jon Snow in King's Landing, and why is he wearing fur (think of the direwolves)? Get ready for hot cart action sometime in 2019 - we can only hope Hot Pie is in charge of concessions. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. Game of Thrones Season 8 Update 2. Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 211
March 27, 2018
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. In a thousand years, will Jaime and Brienne be remembered as Goldenhand the Just and Brienne the Beauty or will we still be dreaming of a Dream of Spring? Craster has only the best lawyers, which is a good thing since the Night King is apparently Skeletor. Join us as we wonder who'll live, who'll die and who will tell the story of Jaime and Brienne (George, pls). Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. Special Episode - Jaime and Brienne in the Endgame.   Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 210
March 21, 2018
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Tyrion’s issues start with Mom and go straight to Shae. Maggots and modern medicine. Is Tyrion at the Best Western or the Four Seasons? The world is Pod’s mattress. What’s up with the Dead Ladies Club? (go listen to episode 198). And on a special note, we once again had international representation with LoT and our guest (stealth Canadian FTW)! Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Clash of Kings - Tyrion XV Close the Door and Come Here - Episode 209
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