December 20, 2019
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December 24, 2017
Twas the night before Christmas and in a little cave 4 boys who drink too much were giving you what you crave. It's the 2017 HEAVYMETA Christmas SPECIAL!
November 25, 2016
After a short break, and not for lack of trying, Heavy Meta returns with schemes a-plenty.
October 21, 2016
This week the boys get together to go over their experience of Pro Tour Kaladesh and its surprisingly healthy metagame.
October 14, 2016
Matty Studios has been let out of Tony's Maple Syrup Dungeon just long enough to ham it up a bit during Kaladesh Prerelease.
October 7, 2016
All hail our new looter scooter overlord. The post rotation meta has hit eject on Chandra and we get a breakdown on what happened to our lady in red.
September 30, 2016
From the gutters of Ghirapur, Heavy Meta is back again to give you the bum's rush on Kaladesh.
September 23, 2016
This week on Heavy Meta the cast is joined by Josh Krause to drop some hype on his newest line of Classic Art Tokens on Kickstarter.
September 16, 2016
So many shiny things! Can your eyes (and wallet) handle it? Well Gumby, Tony and TSG are here to make sense of the glaringly awesome reveal of the Kaladesh Masterpieces.
September 9, 2016
The boys are back after a week off and the Kaladesh spoilers have been piling up. Luckily Gumby and Curly have returned to help make sense of our new overpowered Planeswalker overlord.
August 26, 2016
This week the cast is joined by Micheal Pawliuk and Aaron Kasprkaz. They combine strengths with Tony to cram a wad of Legacy info down Kevy's throat.
August 19, 2016
This week the cast is joined by Tony's personal limited mastermind, Zach Leverton. Spicy Conspiracy 2 spoilers are the menu but there is a conspicuous fly in the soup.
August 12, 2016
The gloves are off about Pro Tour Eldritch Moon, SVU community projects continue to be brainstormed, and yet more creative ways to deface your cards.
August 5, 2016
[saf feature=”itunes” itunes=”″ cta=”Subscribe in iTunes” align=”none”][saf rss=”” align=”none”] The gang is back again and boy do they get fired up in a hurry. Tony has quite the tale of GPMontreal, FTV:Lore gets the TSG treatment, Kevy learns to save people but really just wants to shoot guns, and the Vegas 2017 hype train leaves […]
July 29, 2016
This week Kevy, Tony, and TSG welcome special guest Matt Mealing.
July 23, 2016
This week a real Danny stops by the cave, Toronto hero Daniel Fournier!
July 15, 2016
The crew looks up from their phones long enough to record an episode! Modern, Eldritch Moon, and Pokemon Go.
July 9, 2016
It's spoiler time! Kevy, Tony, and Tristan go deep on Eldritch Moon spoilers and all the craziness these off the wall, new cards may or may not bring to a variety of formats.
June 24, 2016
Tristan is back this week, joining Kevy and Chef Tony to talk flying spaghetti monsters and a few other Eldritch Moon spoilers along with the normal self-serving babbling that you've come to love.
June 17, 2016
This week, Tony and Kevy are reunited with everybody's favorite Grapplesaurus-Rex, Raging Gumby!!
June 3, 2016
Tristan and Kevy are finally joined by Chef Tony (APPLAUSE!!) to talk more Eternal Masters and the health of the Modern format
June 3, 2016
In this episode, Tristan and Kevy talk Boozecube, Planechase and Eternal Masters.
May 13, 2016
With everyone's schedule in disarray and after about a month of radio silence, Kevy and Tristan jump back in the saddle.
April 9, 2016
Kevy and Tristan are joined by the JR, The Time Elemental to discuss everything from the B&R update to the deteriorating architecture of Los Angeles.
April 1, 2016
Tristan and Kevy are joined by none other than The @Aw3someEveryDay himself to discuss #MTGSOI in all it's monster-mash glory.
March 18, 2016
TSG and Kevy sit down to have a nice little fireside chat about everything including hockey, real life, the future and of course, MTGSOI spoilers
March 7, 2016
[saf feature=”itunes” itunes=”″ cta=”Subscribe in iTunes” align=”none”][saf rss=”” align=”none”] This week Kevy was left to his own devices in the cave, so he decided to bring along @Spyvrr and @Load3r to join in the mayhem. The boys are pretty well lit straight out of the gate and talk about SOI, random nonsense and of course… […]
February 19, 2016
In this week's installment of the cave of wonders, Chaz from MTGGoldfish drops by with none other than JR from Money Draught to talk Eternal Masters, Insider trading, fallout and more.
February 12, 2016
This week the boys bring on Caleb from Red 6 to talk PT, Eldrazi, Vorthos rumors, and twitter hole.
February 9, 2016
Kevy and Gumby decided to record an episode of Heavy Meta while getting hammered and playing Magic in The Dungeon on Saturday night!
January 22, 2016
Seems the cat is away this week, so the boys invited over the Money Draught crew to have a few and talk MTG Finance, PT viewership, Modern bans, and more! WARNING! ADULT CONTENT
January 15, 2016
This week the boys have a very real and very emotional conversation about #MtgFinance and the toll it takes on players.
January 8, 2016
It's a new year and the boys are talking Oath of the Gatewatch spoilers, Star Wars, and more!
December 24, 2015
It's part two of the year in review. as well the boys wish you all a MERRY CHRISTMAS!
December 18, 2015
It's time to look back, as the boys kick back with some brews and talk about the year that was.
December 11, 2015
The boys are BACK and it's a good one: Oath spoilers, new colourless Mana/6th colour, the Seancegate, and much more!
November 25, 2015
The Saturday of #GPCrest, HM has everyone in the same room for the first time doing a recording live from The Dungeon!
November 16, 2015
Kevy, Gumby, and Tristan are back from a two week radio silence!
October 23, 2015
This week the Ridgecrest boys are on their own, with some Slick Jagger!
October 16, 2015
This week Gumby, Tristan, and Kevy are left to their own devices in the cave while Matty is off gallivanting around at a Blue Jay's game.
October 2, 2015
The BFZ PreRe is done and boy oh boy did the boys have fun!
September 25, 2015
It's almost PRERE and the boys are brewing on the Beta and excited for the BFZ Prereleases.
September 20, 2015
The boys sit down with the Boozecube and talk BFZ spoilers, Elder Drunken Highlander spoilers, and GPCrest!
September 11, 2015
The cave crew is knee deep in Zendikar spoilers and Beetles this week as a plague descends upon the 'crest.
September 4, 2015
It's the start of Battle for Zendikar spoilers and the boys jump in deep this week, recapping worlds, and talking Pax.
August 28, 2015
This week the boys are short a RagingGumby, but they make it up by going deep on #BFZ Art, The Goyf Bet, and Alternate Art Card prices.
August 21, 2015
This week the boys get a little salty with the Salt Master himself, Marcel!
August 15, 2015
The boys sit down and bitch about the MTGO Community Cup. They also talk nostalgia and GPCrest!
August 7, 2015
This week the boys pay Boosh to drag Matty away from the Mother Beaver, and he doesn't disappoint!
August 2, 2015
The boys sit down and talk spoilers, Standard, spirit quests, and injuries!
July 25, 2015
All the boys are together again finally and the cave quickly gets filthy...
July 17, 2015
The boys sit down and discuss Pre-releases, BoozeCube, and deals with the Devil.
July 14, 2015
Gumby and Kevy throw a little drunken cast together after Pre-re Origins and have some of the SVU come on and share their experiences.
July 3, 2015
This week Kevy and Gumby sit down with JR and talk promo planeswalkers, spoilers, and Salmon Ball!
June 26, 2015
[saf feature=”itunes” itunes=”″ cta=”Subscribe in iTunes” align=”none”][saf rss=”” align=”none”] The boys sit down with their Canadian lawyer and rules guru and talk GP Montreal and discuss current MTG drama including women in MTG, the reasons why you should Leavitt alone, and also spoilers, we even found some time to dip our toes into the twitterhole! […]
June 19, 2015
The boys sit down and talk crazy Modern prices, Magic: Origins 'walkers, and how to treat a magical woman.
June 12, 2015
The boys sit down and finish the Vegas recap, after that they welcome Tangent on to discuss evergreen mechanics and Origins Spoilers.
June 8, 2015
The boys sit down and try and remember what all happened in Vegas.
May 22, 2015
The final cast before GP Vegas, what more do you need to know?
May 15, 2015
This episode, HeavyMeta assembles a Voltron of SVU to plan for the GP Las Vegas weekend.
May 8, 2015
Matty is still away questing, but the Booze Cube shows up to pick the contest winners.
May 1, 2015
Kaesi Corne from Direct Damage Cast and Marcel from Brainstorm Brewery were guests.
April 24, 2015
SlickJagger from Money Draft and Angelo from Pitt Imps were guests, Matty was away on a vision quest with the Mother Beaver Goddess, so Kevy had to drive the bus while Gumby watched in horror
April 17, 2015
This week the boys entertain JR and The BoozeCube as they talk about the Pro Tour, cheating, scouting, and the mystery of golden liquid.
April 10, 2015
This week the boys talk PT Dragons, the amazing new Vegas playmat and well, then they decide it's a slow week and they go deep on the strange and wonderful hole that is Twitter.
April 3, 2015
This week the boys talk latest SCG Invitational results, new Standard brews, shout out some of the best of the SVU, address the TSG situation, and then head deep into the Twitter hole.
March 27, 2015
This week the boys talk Dragons, Commander Rules, Cube cards, and of course slide down your ever-favourite hole.
March 13, 2015
This week, with Matty out in the Canadian wilderness, Kevy, TSG, and the Raging Gumby himself more than hold their own talking more Dragons of Tarkir spoilers.
March 6, 2015
This week the crew talk Dragons spoilers, MDSS reports, and Randy ruins cube.
February 27, 2015
Gumby broke SCG Live on the weekend!
February 20, 2015
This week, despite Skype trying to shut them down, the boys struggle through and talk the Face to Face Invitational, FTV Angels, Duel Decks, and what's wrong with MTGO this week.
February 13, 2015
It's time to talk PT Fate Reforged with the old cave crew: changes to Worlds, best modern decks, and the Modern format.
February 6, 2015
Oh boy, the tokens are flying off the shelves this week and the boys have some fun talking PT FTR, the Modern metagame, what's wrong with MTGO this week, and more.
January 30, 2015
This week the boys talk brews, MTGO, formats for the big Vegas showdown, and more!
January 23, 2015
This week the boys recount the tales of their Fate Reforged Pre Re, the Bannings, and what brews are next.
January 16, 2015
This week the boys talk the Fate Reforged Pre PRE Release, the Ben Stark comments, and Cube updates.
January 9, 2015
The boys are deep in Fate Reforged spoilers this week, and Kevy cast from his truck.
January 2, 2015
It's a new year & a new HeavyMeta as the boys cast during NY eve, talking Fate Reforged spoilers, MTGO, cast nights, and then Kevy shows up before the ball drops!
December 19, 2014
This week the boys travel one week into the future and do the last half of the year in review 2014 show!
December 12, 2014
This week Kevy is off on a secret mission while Marcel drops by and the boys talk Modern Masters 2015 and the SVU gatherings that will occur.
December 5, 2014
It's Worlds week, and the boys in the cave talk Worlds, what token designation the fans want them to be, new hoodies, and more.
November 28, 2014
Get your favourite beverage folks, and play along with the crazy cast of HM as we see just how much geography Mr. Metal knows.
November 21, 2014
This week the boys discover Urban Dictionary and explore some of the more obscure terms of social progress. Oh, and Treasure Cruise Burn.
November 14, 2014
It was a slow week and you know what that means. The crew talk GP NJ, MTGO redemption (is it worth it?), and then... it's #TwitterHole time.
November 7, 2014
This week the crew recounts Halloween tales, Commander 2014 Cube picks, Legacy MTGO Cube and then somehow . . . Spray Foam Apocalypse!
October 31, 2014
The boys talk spooky new Commander Cards, cheating in MtG, and favourite Halloween stories.
October 24, 2014
We made it! This week the boys welcome Tristan Gregson and David Moline to the cast as new members.
October 17, 2014
Well... this is it, folks. The last time HeavyMeta will ever be as you knew it.
October 10, 2014
With one of the best introductions ever given to this cast--by none other than Jack LaCroix--the boys settle in and talk about how to start a podcast, tips, and where to publish, all before they talk Khans PT preview.
October 3, 2014
This week the boys and TSG talk the MDSS Modern 6k, Green Machine, Hardening Scales and Deflecting Palm. Then Slick Jagger crashes the cave to incite War!
September 26, 2014
It's time to delve deep into the mysteries of the Khans Universe with Frankie!
September 19, 2014
So much MTGO hate this week, the boys try to make sense of it all as they talk Khans Pre-Re, Cube, and answer some tweets all with the help of TSG!
September 12, 2014
The boys apparently started a fuss with some leaked gang signs for Khans this week but it was all a Twitter misunderstanding. Go figure. Regardless of the troubles Mr. Metal gets in the boys put on a great show with Anthony from Face to Face Toronto, and talk Khan Spoilers, View mail, and get a […]
September 5, 2014
It's Khans spoilers folks, and the boys have Ferret and Marcel on to go DEEP in Khans.
August 29, 2014
This week, TSG the cube master himself brings along his young cube padawan Luke Narynan to the cave to school the boys on all things Cube!
August 22, 2014
In the first ever spontaneous no planning episode, the guys just fire up Skype and let what may happen... happen. With Jack Lacroix AND Conley Woods.
August 15, 2014
The boys are still wrecked from an epic time in Portland, but they muster up the strength to recount the tales of the two houses with the cube master himself, TSG.
August 1, 2014
This week the crew delve deep with TSG on SDCC spoiler news, new PTQ changes and more!
July 25, 2014
The boys talk Kevy's new Modern Burn list, feel sorry for MTGO, who they feel is the most positive streamer, and Martin_Brunet drops by for a new segment!
July 18, 2014
This week @Aw3someEveryDay drops by the cave to talk about the #greenMachine modern deck, SDCC PW Cards, being so awesome and more.
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