The Fighter & The Kid is a weekly podcast featuring UFC heavyweight Brendan Schaub, and actor/comedian Bryan Callen. It's uncut and unedited and sometimes it's just ridiculous. Get The Fighter and The Kid Live show tickets/info and merchandise at: www.TFATK.com
The guys talk taking dumps in the woods, pooping in front of significant others, pooping triggers, moose triggers, Cowboy vs Gaethje, old school dieting, comedian Shane Gillis controversy and firing from SNL, Antonio Brown allegations and messages, Wrinkles the Clown and much more!
Rob Schneider joins the guys in studio to talk behind the scenes stories of working with Adam Sandler, Jerry Seinfeld, Jay Leno, David Spade, Dustin Hoffman and more, also, chimpanzee attacks, Dennis Rodman's 30 for 30, tje 27 Curse, men's butt implants and much more!
The guys talk dick roots, Brendan getting ice thrown at him on stage, Jeff Ross roasting Jamie Kennedy, Antonio Brown's diva drama, serial killers, behind the scenes stories about UFC's Joe Silva, Kevin Hart's Lil Nas X controversy, ESPN's body issue, Lebron James' Glass Helmet Project and much more!
Andrew Schulz joins Brendan and Bryan in studio and the guys talk Andrew releasing his special on the same day as Dave Chappelle, Bryan's fascination with Free Solo, Ron Jeremy sucking himself, Popeye's chicken sandwich conspiracy theory, greatest NFL wide receivers, Kevin Hart's car crash, Kacey Musgraves, Twitter CEO's account being hacked, Andrew tries to get the guys to wear Birkenstocks and much more!
Tim Dillon is in studio and the guys talk Tim and Brendan both doing Keto, Long Island culture, sweating with Bert Kreischer, young famous artists, old movies, Ed Sheeran, woke dragons in Game of Thrones, Tim as a child actor on Sesame Street, Jeffrey Epstein and Clinton conspiracies, BJ Penn getting KO'd in a street fight, Popeye's chicken sandwiches sold out and much more!
The guys talk bad weed trips, their trip to whore island in Costa Rica, Brendan almost mistaking Cat for Bryan, handsome women, needy friends, Popeye's vs Chick-fil-A's sandwich, Bert Kreischer dancing, Pink Panther robberies, MLB's dick pill problem, spider found in woman's ear and much more!
Whitney Cummings joins Brendan and Bryan to talk comedians attacked on stage, super muscular girls, porn preferences, Andy Dick getting brutally knocked out, women attracted to serial killers, Steve Byrne being awesome, Bryan's first threesome, how Whitney first met Chris D'Elia, her Pilates doppelganger, thwarted extortion attempt, new Netflix special "Can I Touch It?" and much more!
The guys talk the oldest strip club in Portland, old grouper fish strippers and cock flockers, the Keto Kid down 16lbs but still has a paunch stomach, Bryan's future nut sack neck surgery, Bryan giving Brendan a one month Anavar cycle, Chris Cuomo going off on a troll, man given a note saying "you ugly" by random TSA agent and much more!
Jim Breuer joins the guys and talks being a cast member on SNL and why he left, performing with Metallica, AC/DC and Billy Joel, working with Tom Hanks, Dave Chappelle, Robert De Niro and Joe Pesci, mysterious disappearance of Goat Boy and more. Also, stories of bombing on stage after Dave Attell, Bryan's story of witnessing Jim handling a bad heckler and much, much more!
Its Asian Roast Monday and the guys talk Bryan's Jeffrey Epstein conspiracy theory, Brendan opening up for Jo Koy and eating Filipino food, Mike Posner's baby rattlesnake bite, anniversary of Dave Matthews band's tour bus dropping 800lbs of human waste into the Chicago River, cops arresting a quarter back for bird poop, Bryan asking Brendan to buy him an iPad and much more!
Mat Best joins the guys to talk deployment stories, guns, Ranger groupies aka "Bullet Bunnies", new book (THANK YOU FOR MY SERVICE), Bryan's infatuation with military men, Tim Kennedy wanting to waterboard Brendan, Mat's music and rap videos, uncircumcised penis tricks, Bruce Lee's controversial scene in Once Upon A Time In Hollywood, Victoria Secret's first Transgender model, a wolf howling competition and much more!
Bryan suddenly surprises the gang with personal news and the guys talk Nashville bachelorette parties, Michael Fassbender's huge dong, Brendan sticking to his Keto diet and already dropping pounds, Bryan's promise to name his next comedy special the original title the TFATK army voted for, Adam Sandler killing it on Netflix, Hayley Orrantia's amazing talent, Cat trying to take her grandma to a strip club, baseball fan who got signed to the Oakland A's for pitching 96mph fast balls, Brazilian gang leader dressed as daughter and much more!
Andrew Santino and Sam Tripoli join Brendan and the guys talk conspiracies, politically correct comedy, a fan having a heart attack during Brendan's Comedy Store show, why Sam Tripoli thinks Jesus is an alien, mushroom burial suits, Andrew Santino believing in absolutely nothing, Joe Rogan's generosity, creepy Denver Airport, Amazon driver dog napper, child YouTube millionaires and much more!
The guys talk Bryan training with GSP's trainer, Brendan's realization about how much weight he's put on and his Keto temper, their $1000 dollar weight bet, Once Upon a Time In Hollywood, Laurel Canyon's rich history, dead chicken moving, bungee jumping accident, squirrel suit flyers, crazy horses, komodo dragon eating monkey, dangerous horses and much more!
Jo Koy fills in as special guest co-host with Brendan and the guys talk stories of guns being pulled on them, disappointing parents, text messaging drama, comedy show audience etiquette, Brendan's aggressive hugs, testing out new bits at open mic's, their relationships with their sons, importance of radio promotion, U.S. Coast Guard's makeshift submarine bust, Forever 21 atkins bar controversy and much more!
Bryan recaps his trip to San Francisco meeting Jon Fitch, Brendan recaps his wild nights in Indiana with his openers, and the guys talk Bryan's new highwater jeans, Brendan's barber requirements with Pat McAffee, club bomb threat scare, recent Jon Jones allegations, Manny Pacquiao's win over Keith Thurman, Miss Michigan dethroned for her tweets, review of the new Lion King, Van Life, comedian Dina Hashem's xxxtentacion joke, Eddie Murphy's $70 million dollar Netflix deal, Tom Brady cliff jumping controversy and much more!
The guys recap their night at the King and the Sting comedy show and talk temptations to go on Anavar, old man muscle, whiskey cravings, vaping vs smoking debate, Manny Pacquiao and Freddy Roach, toupee cocaine smuggler, Elon Musk's brain microchip, Donald Trump's recent controversial tweet, sex scandal teacher's lengthy jail sentence, charging elephants and much more!
Brendan urges Bryan to get "head lift" surgery and Bryan pleads with Brendan to take steroids. The guys talk HBO's I Love You, Now Die, Elizabeth Holmes and Theranos, Storm Area 51 event, girl gamer selling her bathwater, worlds best twerker, angry #bagelboss, Diddy's Making The Band comeback, Moana mistaken for Marijuana, University instructor fired for demanding moose meat and sex and much more!
The guys look back and reminisce about Brendan's retirement from fighting and talk Brendan's Ford Raptor dilemma, new Mercedes car test drive, Bryan's French Street Fighter standup, importance of having no plan B's, Bradley Cooper being awesome, Chin's love life, dudes with female friends, pricey female escorts, gender reveal fails, HBO's Euphoria, monkey attacks, killer crocs, A$AP Rocky in Swedish jail, Will Smith's talented family and much more!
The guys recap their 4th of July festivities, Brendan's trip to Hawaii, Bryan's past trip to Jamaica and questionable scuba diving license, recent Los Angeles earthquakes, UFC 239 recap, annoying drunk people at parties, rude people talking during standup, bidet's, the new Little Mermaid casting controversy, Starbucks kicking out cops, airplane turbulence, Mariah Carey's bottle cap challenge and much more!
Steve Byrne, Tareq Azim and Bryan talk Steve getting jumped by 6 people, fighting in an elevator and Amazing Jonathan documentary, Tareq training Jake Shields, almost fighting Rousimar Palhares, coaching techniques, philosopy and speech on fear, also, crapping pants stories, stuffed animal fetishes, viral ice cream licker and much more!
The guys are in the new studio and talk their new chairs, F#ck station, glory hole and sybian space and also talk Bryan's skeptical hippo eyes for Bob Lazar, D'Elia as Eminem and Eminem as D'Elia in the new Logic music video, Yossef Azim's wedding with Luke Rockhold and Bruce Gradkowski, 4th of July festivities, Tiger chasing biker, baby boy name ideas, fake brown bear attack, Dalai Lama's controversial comments, slow Chick-fil-A hero and much more!
Jo Koy is back and Bryan is late. The guys get in a heated debate about UFO's and aliens and talk custom Jordans, bicyclists hogging the road, Chris D'Elia opening up for Jo, Jo opening up for Cedric the Entertainer, murderer's thumbs, girls with giant hands and big feet, Jo's motorcycle accident and compound femur fracture, biker gangs, Laurel Canyon conspiracies and much more!
The guys talk a suspect mountain biker bear chase, teenager shark attack, adrenaline strength, movies that changed their lives, The Lion King, Toy Story 4, overall's fashion, Bella Thorne, female celebs with hairy armpits, OJ Simpson's Twitter posts, TSA attack, Brendan's nightmare flight attendant, ESPN vs Lavar Ball, sex scandal teacher and much more!
Will Sasso fills in as guest co-host with Bryan and the guys talk Will's new cowboy hat, Bryan's National destruction, Robert Pattinson as Batman, clam benefits, sex foods, naked fighting, dad bod study, polar bear penis', Bella Thorne picture controversy, Instagram couples Go Fund Me account and much more!
The guys recap the team's trip to Vegas and talk JJ Walker hosting the TFATK show, the Schaub bros taking Bryan shopping for Gucci shoes, Bryan's need to give strangers advice, hashtag inspo, Donald Trump's interview interruption, David Ortiz update, Snapchat filter sting, Chernobyl Instagram models, Leonardo Dicaprio's girls, Bare Knuckle Fighter's porn background and much more!
Brendan's back from filming a new movie role and Bryan's back from hanging with Matt Mitrione and the 2 ton club. The guys talk Instagram racists, UFC 238, Cowboy Cerrone's new haircut, upcoming Vegas trip with the team, The Beatles, Bill Burr's rant on Yoko Ono, Voodoo punani, Bryan's swinger's party regret, Brendan's chocolate covered cigarette's and pee pee mouth pranks, Justin Bieber calling out Tom Cruise, grandma helicopter rescue and much more!
Bert Kreischer and the guys enjoy airplane whiskey's and talk dancing with whores, dating girls with mustaches, favorite porn categories, sitcom goals, Bill Burr and Joe Rogan pushing Bert to do stand-up, support from Tom Segura, Travel Channel days, how "The Machine" story changed Bert's life, Sober October, behind the scenes stories at The Comedy Store and much more!
The guys talk Brendan's new shiny shoes, Bryan's old flimsy shoes, Cleveland Ohio, Indian food, Anthony Joshua vs Andy Ruiz Jr., creepy preacher Kenneth Copeland, fake psychic mediums, Hugh Jackman's love life, high school principle plagiarizing Ashton Kutcher's Nickelodeon Kids Choice speech, amazing blind autistic singer, comedian Mark Normand's morning news interview and much more!
Erik Griffin joins the show and the guys talk Bobby Lee, Erik's fear of watching UFC fights, friends who ask for help moving, All Things Comedy, Chris D'Elia joins the show by phone and the guys interrogate him about his college credentials, Stand Up vs Acting, I'm Dying Up Here, Jim Carrey stories, WNBA groupies, Michael Jackson, O.J. Simpson boning Kris Kardashian, Kit Harington checking into rehab, fake story during Lakers pep talk and much, much more!
The guys pay tribute to all the troops, discuss Memorial Day and talk shark and cougar attacks, fake Yeezy's, the new Aladdin, Mommy Dead and Dearest, best rib joints, Pappy Van Winkle and pricey Whiskeys, traffic jam at Mount Everest, Adam Levine exiting The Voice, Quentin Tarantino and Margot Robbie at Cannes, guy who shot his nuts off and much more!
The guys share road rage confrontation stories and talk Howard Stern, Blac Chyna, Brendan on Tiger Belly, Bobby Lee and Andrew Santino talking smack on Bryan, Brigitte Nielsen and cheesy Stallone, Paulie Malignaggi spitting on Artem Lobov, Artie Lange's nose, Logan Paul's slap KO, Ciara's acceptance to Harvard Business School, Bryan wanting to experiment with psychedelic's and much more!
Jay Schaub makes his very first appearance on the show and the guys talk Brendan's comedy special screening party, Bryan's name misspelled in the credits, Game of Thrones spoilers, Jonas Brothers, Jessica Biel, Elizabeth Hurley, aging necks, Mindhunter FBI agent, Arnold Schwarzenegger kicked in Africa and much more!
Chris D'Elia joins Bryan as guest co-host and the guys talk Chris farting at Bryan's funeral, his Jersey roots and documentary on his shoulders, Bryan's documentary by Steven Spielberg, little boy outfit and bird heavy humor. Also, the guys go off on Constance Wu and Jussie Smollett and talk Steve Harvey, Harvard's Anne Frank controversy, the guy who called 911 on standup comedian Ahmed Ahmed, Uber's Quiet Driver mode and much more!
Brendan and Bryan are back and talk Tampa and Miami, Brazilian butt lifts, swingers club stories, Game of Thrones recap, Brendan's PPV idea for Bryan, Mothers Day, Bryan's sitcom renewed, Brendan's SHOWTIME special releasing this week, YouTuber prank backlash, Cub's fan hand gesture, finger in penis, tattooed eyebrows, chest implants, Bryan and Brendan as women and much more!
The guys talk Bryan's street fight in Hoboken New Jersey, moments that trigger Brendan's childhood memories, therapy sessions, Paulie Malignaggi and Conor McGregor rumors, Bryan's apology to Gary Owen, Chris D'Elia being featured in Eminem and Logic's song, Canelo Alvarez vs Daniel Jacobs, Cowboy Cerrone vs Al Iaquinta, Game of Thrones' Starbucks cup cameo, Instagram hiding likes, 8yr old boy hero and much more!
Director/producer Joe Carnahan joins Brendan and Bryan to discuss his experience working with Will Smith and why he left as director of Bad Boys 3. The guys also talk cars, Mel Gibson stories, Tom Hardy, Benedict Cumberbatch, Arnold Schwarzenegger and his films Smoking Aces, The Grey, Boss Level, upcoming release El Chicano and much more.
Brendan gets super hyped about Game of Thrones and Bryan's furious at him for being a Johnny come lately GOT fan. Also, Brendan's in the market for a Ferrari, Bryan's trip to Denver meeting Brendan's old friends, highest paid TV stars, Blac Chyna's fake Harvard acceptance letter, Cat getting flooded with dong pics, herpes outbreak at Coachella and much more!
The guys talk hair cuts, body parts that never stop growing, boxer noses, Nicolas Cage's 4 day marriage, Cat's custom molded feet, sex bots, creepy guys boning animals and much more. Also, Theo Von and Nick Swardson make a surprise visit and Theo is finally awarded his new TFATK GOTY belt.
Brendan and Bryan talk American vs foreign massages, Brendan's sketchy Thai massage, Bryan saving a runaway Korean girl, Game of Throne's and Brendan's accidental spoiler, Amir Khan vs Terence Crawford, Cat's love life and feet update, couples posting pictures together on social media, real life Chinese glory holes, creepy pastor's Easter lesson and much more.
Brendan and Bryan talk nightmare red carpet stories, getting edited out of movies, Brendan fighting his inner Brendan Fraser, Game of Thrones season 8 let downs and conspiracies, Brendan and Bryan as the Little Rascals, Ren and Stimpy, pier jumping hero, Drake ban and much more.
The guys talk Brendan's beloved ficuses and aggressive botanist behavior, Bryan's trip to Albuquerque, hanging out with Michelle Waterson and training at Jackson Wink Academy, how Keith Jardine was crucial to Brendan's career, gay hooters, Chinese finger cuffin, the definition of DP, UFC 236, low hanging nuts caught in a chair, Tiger Woods, Kpop and much more!
The guys talk sprinting with boners, cities with the most beautiful people, Kevin Hart on JRE, Patrice O'Neal, Sammy Hagar's boning tent, Van Halen making Bryan horny for Brendan, award winning furniture, Magic Johnson resignation as president of the Lakers, porn hackers, Cat and Chin selling feet posing pics, TJ Dillashaw's 2 year suspension for EPO, the true definition of a Cleveland Steamer and much more!
Andrew Santino fills in as guest host with Brendan to welcome in Sofia Franklin and Alexandra Cooper of Barstool Sports' Call Her Daddy podcast. They discuss dating, sex, stepdad porn, nude DM's, how to cheat, why condoms don't count, the poophole loophole and more. Also, the guys talk Kodak Black drama, Lee Daniels' gay superhero movie, new contradicting Leaving Neverland evidence, viral country rap song and much more!
The guys discuss Bryan's health check up, Brendan's experience as a giant woman, pros and cons of blow, Motley Crue's "The Dirt", Brendan getting triggered by vacation stories, razor clam cuties, Bryan becoming a guru, Joaquin Phoenix as the new Joker, Howard Stern and much more!
The boys are back from the road and feeling meaty. They talk girls that feel eggy, man corgie's, Pizzagate, breast implants, Vietnamese coffee shop girls, Cat's online feet fund, American Idol eliminations, Elon Musk's rap song, Cardi B controversy, James Harden's super thicc escort, Enterprise rental car worker spiking co-workers drinks with LSD and much more!
Billy Corben, Brendan and Bryan take a deep dive into the latest Jussie Smollett news/controversy and discuss Billy's new documentary "Screwball", Alex Rodriguez, PED's in sports, adderall in baseball, cocaine, Monica Lewinsky, Trump, Obama's, Hilary Clinton, how fame causes emotional stunting, crazy Florida and much more.
Brendan and Bryan are back from the weekend with fresh new haircuts. They threaten to sleep with each others family members and talk getting high and paranoid, all-white Milwaukee, bullies, angry temper stories, Pettis vs Thompson, adorable orangutans, granny-kicker, famous vegan YouTuber Rawvana caught eating fish, Rob Gronkowski retiring and much more!
The guys look for ways to monetize Cat's feet and talk Bryan leaving his stove on and losing his wallet, chatty Jay Schaub and papa Callen stories, fallouts with friends, Bryan's revenge tactics on friends who betrayed him, napping, patience with porn, Deontay Wilder re-signing with Showtime and much more. Also, Theo Von stops in and has a heart to heart with the guys.
It's Brendan's birthday and he celebrates by firing everyone. Also, the guys talk celebs who do blow, pheasant hunting, what type of Miami everyone is, Bryan's medically checked balls, Brendan's semen samples, Tiger Woods and Ghandi's sex life, celebs on testosterone therapy, Carl Weathers, Australian senator egged, buff monkey, DMX preaching and more!
Jo Koy and the guys talk fashion, Netflix initially passing on Jo's comedy special, Bryan's media tour and multiple skin conditions, picking up embarrassing prescriptions from hot pharmacists, performing standup in coffee houses and fish restaurants, Joe Rogan's advice to Brendan on finances, Bryan considering Asian eye surgery, Benjamin Button, Bill Clinton and Donald Trump's side pieces, Operation Varsity Blues and much more!
The guys talk Brendan's surprise birthday party, Bryan's comedy special "Complicated Apes" release tomorrow and eyelid surgery plans, Kenny Rogers, Wayne Newton and Mickey Rourke's before and after faces, singing contestants, Transformer documentary, Playboy magazine, bullies, R Kelly's troubles, cousins getting married, woman trying to take a selfie with a jaguar, Paige VanZant in Sports Illustrated's Swimsuit Issue and much more!
Kaj Larsen (US Navy Seal with a master's from Harvard, former Vice News journalist and award winning producer/correspondent for CNN) joins as guest host with Bryan to talk being embedded with Nigeria's army while they battled Boko Haram, being the first person to be water boarded on national TV, new docuseries on Narco drug trafficking and much more.
The guys remember Luke Perry and talk "Leaving Neverland" documentary, Bryan shares stories about being fondled by a camp counselor and not being a division 1 wrestler, Brendan shares stories about being fondled by a greeter and framing a co-worker, poo poo seawead, the sphincter muscle's incredible abilities, UFC 235, hot teacher scandal update, balls dipped in salsa, peeing in coffee pots, Rami Malek's awkward commercial and much more!
Andrew Schulz joins Brendan and Bryan to talk comedy, rethinking traditional comedy specials and why he chose to put his out on his own, partnering up with Charlamagne Tha God, controversy with Nicki Minaj, why he doesn't apologize, Japanese coffee fetishes, Netflix's future and the future for creators, the power of YouTube, fame, MTV, sitcoms, spying on babysitters, Theo Von stops by and much more!
The guys talk Brendan's sassy male barista sending him signals, Will Sasso opening up for Bryan in Vancouver, and share stories about their friend Brody Stephens. Also, 2019 Oscars, Bradley Cooper and Lady Gaga, coked out rental Spider-man, Zero Dark Thirty facts vs fiction, A Quiet Place (spolier alert) True Detective, Ja Rule's performance fail, new Jussie Smollett updates, Adam Levine's FCC complaints and much more!
The guys talk super old animals, Brendan's plan to grow his hair long after watching A Star is Born, Asian's with curly hair, flirty male baristas, old pics of Bryan, Netflix cancelling The Punisher, acting schools, The Groundlings, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Tristan Thompson's new cheating scandal, daily Jussie Smollett update, John Wayne's Playboy interview controversy, ethnic James Bond casting ideas and much more!
The guys are hungover from their wild night on Fight Companion and talk Eddie Bravo's conspiracy theories and cholo fight impression, Bryan's trip to Palm Beach, Jimmy Burke's long neck, fishing, tiger sharks vs bull sharks, dry aged steaks, Cain Velasquez vs Francis Ngannou, juicy new details in the Jussie Smollett story, injuries during musicals, Russell Peter's stopping a jewelry thief, man who strangled a mountain lion, GameStop Ma'am's new rap video and much more!
The guys revisit old TFATK 3D video skits and talk dogs, getting turned on by girls who cry, solo climbing and camping on mountain sides, Brendan on Jo Koy's podcast, lacrosse, baseball players on PEDS, polar bears taking over a town, abandoned tiger found in Texas, Jussie Smollett editing his phone records, asian dating apps, dime piece Eskimos and much more.
The guys recap their weekend trip to San Diego and talk farting in public, accidental farts, Larry King's intentional farts and reprimanding farters. Also, litterbugs, using the "C" word, Brendan's French speaking skills, dealing with grief, amazing kid singers, Will Smith's new Aladdin, blueface, Gucci controversy, 2019 Grammy Awards, Alicia Keys, fruit punch sandwiches, Rita Ora, Jussie Smollett update and much more!
Chris D'Elia and the guys talk Brendan's impossible Ford Raptor, Bryan's duck butt haircut, Chris's past as a rap artist, getting retweeted by Eminem, wanting to shave his head and have robot children and also gives a cult update. Also, a cougar killing jogger, Chris' sideways burger foreplay, resemblance to Ted Bundy and much more!
The guys relive their first DMT trip together and talk MDMA, getting caught in a "cockweb" Super Bowl 53, Adam Levine's halftime show outfit, Bryan's trip to Austin Texas, Brendan's friend getting milked, Tekashi69's plea deal, Jussie Smollett's first public appearance since attack, Ariana Grande's Japanese BBQ tattoo, Dave Portnoy getting kicked out of the Super Bowl, the Polar Vortex and much more!
The guys discuss Bryan's injured face, Brendan's new Ridiculousness episode, the Jesse Smollett attack, Harry Styles face tat, Ted Bundy, penis attacking fish, whiskey facts, iPhone glitch, fat shaming airline passenger, eaves dropping airpods, Super Bowl commercials and much more!
The guys talk Freddy Mercury, Bryan's TV show wrap party, Aaron Pico's knockout, Fight Companion reunion, crappy walkie talkies, Bryan's comedy special update, Brendan's love of Backstreet Boys, Cat's controversial theatre play, The Octoroon, Artie Lange's bank robbery story, old WWE clip on Hood Clips, The Office scene saving a woman's life, body odor plane passengers and much more.
The guys celebrate Bryan's birthday, watch a Cardi B twerk video and discuss Brendan's day with Freddie Roach, old men with fades, ICON Bronco's, Singer Porsche's, Mario Lopez boxing, magical hairdressers, hardcore donkey lovers, rare Jack Nicholson sighting and much more!
The guys recap Brendan's big SHOWTIME comedy special weekend in San Diego and talk ocean fit jeans, old pics of Bryan and Rogan, Tesla vs Porsche drivers, poopin in bags, pissin in cups, TFATK's Asian operation, semen treatments, videos that don't match the song, funny porn and much more!
Andrew Santino steps in to guest host with Brendan and Theo Von makes a surprise appearance. The guys guess each others weight and talk sex changes, old jacked dudes, R. Kelly, favorite music genres, Kanye and Joe Rogan, highest viewed videos on YouTube, Santino's story about partying with PSY, Asian names quiz and much more!
Will Sasso guest hosts with Bryan and the boys talk Alex Jones, Bryan's spinoff "Schooled" finally airing and premiere news, Pete Farrelly's pranks, Will's fart defense against Bryan, Will's potential stand-up debut, the 3 hour doorbell licker, Kevin Hart passing on the Oscars, gay frogs, Bryan's dad calls into the show and much more!
The guys talk Bryan's new sitcom "Schooled" airing this Wednesday on ABC, rainy weather sex, summer sadness, Edmonton Canada, huge malls, musicals, Golden Globe winners, men's designer fanny packs, Madonna's new butt, Backlash on Ellen's Degeneres for supporting Kevin Hart, Bird Box challenge, 3 million dollar tuna sale and much more!
Andrew Santino and Theo Von crash the studio to make a surprise appearance and the guys talk TFATK's guest of the year, picogram votes, Jordan vs Lebron, hostage rescues, no food vs no sex, Kanye West on Rogan's podcast announcement, Andy Cohen's umbrella freakout and much more!
The guys talk about Bryan's trip to South Africa, honey badgers, petting a wild cheetah, diving with great white sharks (sorta), shark eating orca's, mock charging elephants, new year's resolutions, Jeff Novitzky and Jon Jones' drug test controversy, UFC 232, Chris Brown's monkey, gay rhino sighting and much more!
Enjoy this "best of" Chris D'Elia on TFATK 2018! Chris D'Elia and Theo Von are neck and neck for TFATK's 2018 guest of the year, don't forget to get your votes in on TFATK.com by Monday, December 31, 2018! Best of Theo Von will be released this Wednesday the 26th!
The guys try to buy venomous snakes online, recap the company Christmas party, take a phone call with Chris D'Elia and talk Randy Couture situation, delicious lobster rolls from Cousin's Maine Lobster truck, disgusting shrimp, annoying parrots, Comic Strip Live, Drastic Grafix's rap video, Alfonso Ribeiro suing Fortnite, Eddie Murphy, Bryan's trip to Africa and much more!
The fellas talk annoying online passwords, Canelo vs Fielding, dinner party buffer friends, things we collected as kids, mall Santa's, old TV's. wolf dogs, forced spoilers alerts, Clint Eastwood's credits, Joe Rogan's invite to Kanye West, neck rappers and much more!
The guys talk Christmas, holiday music, fake trees, Inuit Santa Claus, samurai sex, UFC 231 recap, Tekashi69's girlfriend, Escape at Dannemora, Searching, Princeton's song ban, Kevin Hart's old tweets controversy and stepping down from hosting the Oscars, Halsey's Victoria Secret controversy, Randy Couture's naughty tape and much more!
Andrew Santino and the guys talk ugly redheads, famous redheads, previous door to door/cold-calling sales jobs, Santino's incredible sales pitches and accent impersonations, Bryan and Santino have an act-off, Santino's experience working with Jim Carrey, Brendan and Santino's love for Adam Sandler's comedy special, meeting fans, responding to social media comments, sex worker audits, Tyson Fury's donation and much more!
The guys talk Brendan's new house ghost and brotherly fights with Jay, Bryan sleeping during the musical, Wicked and hanging out with Rampage Jackson at the Wilder vs Fury fight, Wilder/Fury recap, greatness in boxing, John Travolta's introduction fail, confronting farting strangers, Neil Degrasse Tyson allegations, Kareem Hunt controversy, Brett Favre being tricked into recording an anti-semitic message and much more!
Aries Spears and the guys speak Vietnamese with Cat and talk happiness, wealth, religion, race, Chris Rock, Charlie Murphy, Aries' celebrity impressions, his on-air fight and more. Also, hang gliding fail, giant cow, Michael B Jordan, Roy Jones Jr and much more!
The guys talk Thanksgiving, Bryan attacked by wild turkeys, Rogan's weed, rat hunting dogs, Dwight Howard being publicly outed, missionary attacked by remote tribe, Dolce and Gabbana controversy, neck guy arrested again and much more!
The guys talk Howitzer boobs, flat asses, Bryan roasted by D'Elia and Brendan at The Comedy Store, Brendan's Mexican Thanksgiving plans, chicken milk, penis restaurant, ideas for Bryan's new car, who has the best teeth debate, racist trainers, Edward Norton, Brad Pitt, Pusha T brawl, Oscar De La Hoya's press conference fail and much more!
The guys talk viral giant neck guy, birds of prey, Bryan dropping knowledge in the jungle, people grubbin on people, aging presidents, ageless actors sweet teeth, Bohemian Rhapsody, Jaden Smith coming out, 17 year old racer crash, Chris P. Bacon, Bill Clinton, Monica Lewinsky and more!
Brendan and Bryan give themselves rapper nicknames, shop for sex dolls and talk Polo, Top Golf, getting alpha'd, renting whores, Cowboy vs Conor, Ruby Rose, Halsey, pissing accidents, hologram wives, Monica Lewinsky, Dave Chappelle photobombing and much more!
The guys welcome comedian Mo Mandel and Dr. Ashley Winter, a real "dick doctor" to talk all things dong related, bent dongs, dong surgeries, scrotox, bed bug sex, evil women who purposely break dongs, stuffing objects in dongs, Victoria's Secret angels vs fat angels, Go Fund Me teacher, Kratom baby, PornHub stats and much more!
Frank Grillo is back in-studio with the guys to discuss his Netflix show FightWorld, training with Rickson Gracie, auditioning Nick Jonas for Kingdom, Cowboy Cerrone/Winkeljohn controversy, Floyd Mayweather backing out of his Rizin fight, Drake impersonator and much more. Also, Theo Von stops in to cap off the show by impersonating Brendan, Bryan, Chris D'Elia and the guys talk life on the road, Jared Lorenzen, big Jay Schaub much more!
Brendan and Bryan recap their trip to SF, and talk random naked guy, Tenshin Nasukawa vs Floyd Mayweather at Rizin, No-Nut-November, monthly self-improvement challenges, possible upcoming team Spartan/Tough Mudder race, weed laughs, neck sucks, dong grabs, pro athlete fashion, seal attacks, sucker fish, hairless dogs, Post Malone's Crocs and much more!
Brendan and Bryan recap their Halloween, reminisce on old photos, and talk Russell Brand's Instagram posts, John Mayer sleeping with 500 women, Whitey Bulger's life and death, Cat receiving dong pics, girls sending overly aggressive sexy pics, unsolicited porn suggestions, trophy fish dongs, squirrels nuts caught in a fence and much more!
The guys are back from Arizona and talk whites-only coffee, upcoming #BDE all-star comedy tour, things they collected as kids, fears, big-D energy and small-D energy signs, Cat's wild family, the guys role-play hitting on Cat's mom, ladyboys, when dancing makes other people uncomfortable, Simpsons writing off "Apu", Trump ditching his umbrella and much more!
Michael Rapaport rants about Theo Von's guest of the year status (Theo makes a surprise appearance) also, the guys roast each other's outfits and talk NBA, Rap's return to stand up, Brendan's prepping for his comedy special, Bryan's coaching advice to the NBA, Derrick Lewis vs Daniel Cormier, Deontay Wilder vs Tyson Fury, great white hope vs great white reality, Rap and Bryan give Brendan acting lessons, Amy Schumer Superbowl controversy, Demetrious Johnson/Ben Askren trade, Megyn Kelly controversy, Nazi plane crash and much more!
Brendan and Bryan talk Brendan's rude dick pic to Bryan, open minded whores, DIY STD cures, friends that let themselves go, airdrop creeps, ash cookies, Drake songs and comedy, The Ramble Central Park, blood and bug ice cream, Sarah Silverman allowing Louis CK to masturbate in front of her, Bhad Babie, Lil Tay's return to Instagram and much more!
Will Sasso and the guys talk flirty male trainers, knockout snores, Bryan's root vegetable face and Superbowl lV shoes, eating extra rare steaks, kissing in movie roles, Sasso filming Boss Level with Mel Gibson and coming out as a Millennial, Brendan's favorite pregame mixtape Jock Jams, 90's music hits, Apartment Patty, Conerstone Caroline and much more!
The guys discuss eating each other in a survival situation, cuts of meat, pumpkin patch creeps, Scouts of America, Girl Scout Cookies, Bryan's decoy duck, pizza, workout classes, breastfeeding in public with giant boobs, comedy special updates, career up's and downs, Vietnamese dating show twist, Aaron Hernandez news, all electric Bollinger truck and much more!
The guys talk super short, thick, human meatball girls, the real Dracula and Texas chainsaw massacre villains, Brett Kavanaugh's controversy and love for beer, TFATK crew planning a real polygraph test, Disneyland rides, renting wives out for the day, Khabib Nurmagomedov's ultimatum to the UFC, emotional support squirrel, Kanye at the White House and much more!
Josh Wolf joins the show and the guys talk terrible TV pitches, fighting your dads, nickin' nutsacks, pant poopers, gym etiquette, Captain Morganing your nuts, undergoing surgeries, mean nurses, near death experiences, diets, dog ghosts, Bigfoot, UFC 229, Conor vs Khabib trash talk, shark attacks, Banksy and much more!
The guys talk Cousins Maine Lobster truck, dropping deuces in tiny bathrooms, Halloween costumes, scary movies, ghosts, vegan vs carnivore diets, tiny bathrooms, going through Justin Timberlake to get to Jessica Biel, catcalling, Netflix, Halloween treats, Kratom ban in Ohio, golf ball eye explosion, gender reveal fails and much more!
The guys talk Batman's penis, sexist Korean BBQ, Kanye West on SNL, eagles hunting wolves in Mongolia, penis sizes, Katt Williams vs Kevin Hart and Pusha T vs Steve Harvey beef, Lindsay Lohan snatching kids, UFC 229 Conor vs Khabib and much more!
The guys talk ketchup bugs, mud wasps, Bill Cosby's sentencing, Jackie Chan's estranged daughter, Lil Xan, Flamin' Hot Cheetos, Wendy's Eating Show, Cat's favorite Asian men, Chin on TRT, Michael Rapaport vs Barstool, Will Smith's helicopter Grand Canyon bungee jump, 7 year old crushing the national anthem and much more!
Brendan and Bryan try to eat Balut on-air and talk dates being rude to servers, crafty Uber drivers, Chicago pizzas, partying in Seattle, surfing, Viagra, HGH, Jr Seau's 30 for 30, catchy ho song, Bryan's look in Joaquin Phoenix's Joker movie, giant beds, Millie Bobby Brown/Drake controversy and much more!
The Von guests hosts with Brendan and the guys start off by roasting each other, and talk favorite pizza's, Pizza Hut vs Domino's vs Little Ceasar's, previous jobs as a janitor and busboy, revenge on ex's, embalming ideas, discovering Asian people Vietnamese parrots, coffee shop girls, fake news and much more!