Tom and Grahm open the show discussing a new commercial that Grahm is featured in, and talk about when and where it will be aired. They then dive into a preview of the upcoming Super Bowl and discuss Grahm's complete lack of knowledge about the game, including a theory of why the New England Patriots should never be allowed to play in the "Big Game" ever again. The guys then share an article about a woman who claims she is in a sexual relationship with the ghost of a dead pirate, and end the show with an in-depth discussion of their opinions on the latest Star Wars movie.