Busking for jokes/ street corner comedy/ The Benny Hill (6:30)/ getting ran over as an adult (7:55)/ The short sock era (11:30)/ “see my forbidden ankles “/ drip (14:40)/ Doing it for a living (20:00)/ hiking trips (22:40)/ active tick alerts (31:00)/ small town bar experiences (32:50)/ Dollar General is a scam (36:24)/ Tommy comedy and big announcements (40:02)/ changing the podcast name (58:50)

Hey. It's our 300th episode. 10 years, 300 episodes. And we celebrate by doing absolutely nothing special. Enjoy!   Batman and Robert/ Have you ever been hot? (2:20)/ I got stuff to do (4:56)/ Getting stuck in these rituals (8:00)/ Eating hot things and everything’s a challenge (10:15)/ Flaming Hot Mt Dew (15:40)/ Episode 300 (20:35)/ Tommy, age 22 (23:40)/ “these hairy cheeks hide a dangerous secret” (25:30)/ Bathtub calamities (29:40)/ Shave your arm! (39:40)/ Randy is funny (38:00)/ College orientation and open houses (39:30)/ Dadcast (56:44)

Getting looked at/ Tommy’s fashion (2:50)/ The worst career choice in the world (5:50)/ Tommy’s dad is better at comedy (22:00)/ The Great Humbling (23:50)/ The upper peninsula (26:42)/ When Tommy met Jay Mohr (30:32)/ The signing (36:00)/ playing 6 Degrees of Kevin Bacon using Tommy (45:00)

This episode was recorded live during Livestream for the Cure VI, the yearly livestreaming event in which indie podcasts from all over the world join together to help raise money for cancer research via listener donations.    This episode isn't like a normal MRS, but it's lot of fun and you'll also hear Nick from Nikoli's Kitchen and Dan from Netflix n' Swill join in on the fun.    

The Dad Joke Instinct/ The only chance for the middle ager (3:30)/ a briefcase of dads (4:00)/ bad luck (9:30)/ make me Taco Bell, Gordon Ramsay (16:00)/ “you know what bothers me about people lately…”  and parking lot stories (22:24)/ rounding up because of a coin shortage (34:20)/ a bathtub I can baseball in (38:00)/ Darren McCarty (42:00)/ Parody the Pun (53:00)/ Jay Mohr (1:04:46)

The end of this one was cut off due to techincal difficulties, but you won't even miss it. Promise.   Birds are the harbingers of cool/ bird watching is an extreme sport/ Tommy ate bird poop (4:34)/ go ahead and spy on me (6:00)/ the fine art of watching (11:00)/ bird shaming (12:24)/ for the birds (16:45)/ Chicago jet setter (22:00)/ how many people has Will Smith slapped in his life? (25:10)/ seeing the great Mike Birbiglia (27:00)/ the sweater vested bearded Chad (28:00)/ millennial stall rules (29:00)/ Tommy quit again (35:53)/ boy, I wish people wouldn’t talk to me (53:50)/ Tim Allen’s friend (1:00:00)

The stupid things that people like/ a mad libs podcast (1:25)/ The Oscar Meyer Weinermobile and Tommy hates hot dogs/ the manager’s wingman (7:35)/ The hotdogger (11:50)/ Bulldacious (17:40)/ ice falls (19:00)/ Breaking Tommy’s back (20:00)/ warts and all (29:00)/ missed connections - lady package thief (34:00)/ a new way to speed date (39:00)/ Jay Mohr (43:10)/ Livestream for the Cure/ Alcohol (46:00)/ missed connections  - looking problems (50:25)/ Tommy has an entrance song (57:30)

Great days/ 7 am comedy (2:28)/ “some days I think I can do a back flip” (6:31)/ Tommy was a gymnast (9:20)/ fragrance (16:00)/ The traveling meat man (18:00)/ Well Done Ralph (22:50)/ Moonfall and Mac Tonight vs the Earth (29:00)/ I Like Dogs and screen saver (31:50)/ Frisbee Championships (40:00)/ a jokey-joke guy (49:00)/ Joe Millionaire (53:53)/ Jeff Dye and Tommy’s tired (59:00)/ the real problem facing earth (1:03:00)

Welcome to another wonderful episode of the MRS comedy program. It's our official Miserable Retail Slave Christmas Party, even though Christmas is barely mentioned. Sit back, drink some eggnog, and enjoy. A decade of mediocrity/ Barbados Rules! And Clyde, Ohio (1:30)/ Old age (3:00)/ Randy has another epiphany (6:23)/ Tommy gets stranded on Gilligan’s Island and coconut talk (7:11)/ A childhood trauma revealed (10:54)/ The holiday season is wonderful (15:20)/ Scratch off lotto tickets (19:00)/ Tommy and Jay Mohr (23:50)/ Teaching youths about responsibility (28:00)/ Tommy’s a TikTok expert (29:45)/ Getting eaten would be the worst (34:30)/ Social obligations and the rule of the pizza party (37:40)/ Pineapple rage (40:19)/ How many slices? (45:30)/ The weirdest diet (48:15)          

The MRS formula revealed/ Dollar Trees vs Dollar Generals/ Condoms (6:10)/ where’s the great 80s condom mascot (9:00)/ Samuel Trojan (11:30)/ where has MRS been aka the biggest episode ever? (15:45)/ Tommy ruins everything again (20:00)/ Life is better with a puppy (34:00)/ shout out to Barbados (42:00)/ do you round up? (44:50)/ whack jobs and communist red China Ritz crackers (48:00)/ comedy magic is made (56:00)/ Tommy’s opening for Jay Mohr (1:00:00)/ Tommy manages people (1:04:10)   "LIKE" us on the Facebook, would ya?
 
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http://miserableretailslave.libsyn.com/rss Randy and Tommy were recently on the Bummin' with Bobcat podcast along with Shayna from Girl Interrupter podcast and Dennis from The Dennis Show! Like what you hear? Check out the guys on their other podcasts! Thanks so much for listening.    Randy is the living end and the king of the beach, daddy-o. He clearly hates having free time because you can find him on these other podcasts   Miserable Retail Slave is a big, dumb comedy show established in 2012. Randy and comedian cohost, Tommy Thompson, look at life through their cracked and skewed lens. Their glasses might be rose-colored but they’re also smudged and half empty. The goal is to make you laugh, so if you’re looking for a fun conversation...this podcast is for you!   Someone’s Favorite Movie is a celebration of b-movies, cult classics, and underappreciated gems. Join Randy and Tom Coe as they life the rock and check out all those little movies hiding in the shadows.    Long Gone: A Detroit Tigers Podcast is the product of Randy and Dennis (The Dennis Show!) and their life-long love of the Detroit Tigers and Major League Baseball. Experience the peaks and valleys, moodiness, casual whines, and blinding euphoria of being a dedicated fan of the Detroit Tigers   That’s A Shame: A Podcast About Seinfeld is a discussion of the classic ‘90s sitcom from Randy and Matty F (Flummoxed podcast). Listen to them break down each episode and relate it to their lives, which providing context behind the history of the show