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August 7, 2020
This week on The Real Housewives of New York, the ladies continue to rampage through Mexico. There's drunkenness, there's music, and there's even camels. Oh, and a short gentleman with a stack of margaritas on his head. Isn't that what vacation is all about? Plus, Ramona shames Dorinda about her drinking, and Dorinda blames it all on Luann. Fun! Be sure to watch our recap on Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/40215302 
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August 6, 2020
The Roman holiday continues on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, but it's anything but relaxing for Denise Richards, who has a few allegations of her own up her sleeve. Whether anyone believes them is a whole other issue. Meanwhile, Kyle buys a fedora. Don't just listen to this episode, watch us record this recap here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/40164809 
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August 4, 2020
90's hip hop is ruined forever in this week's Below Deck Med, and our sweet chef cries for all the tears we want to. For this week's premium bonus about Netflix' new show Indian Matchmaking, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare! 
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August 3, 2020
The Real Housewives of Potomac returns with lots of new Karen wigs, new babies, and old grudges. For this week's premium bonus about Netflix' new show Indian Matchmaking, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare! 
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July 31, 2020
**This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo** Ramona is mad on The Real Housewives of New York, and she takes it out on a poor ceviche guy. Will Leah put her in her place or will their trip go from Cancun go to a trip of Can'tcun? For this week's premium bonus about Netflix' new show Indian Matchmaking, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare! 
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July 30, 2020
**This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo** The ladies of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills head to Rome, where they spill Denise's beans all over town. For this week's premium bonus about Netflix' new show Indian Matchmaking, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare! 
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July 29, 2020
Selling Sunset season two reaches the climax we've all been not really waiting for: Mary's wedding!! It's the perfect occasion to bring the entire cast together — well, minus Davina — and put aside their differences. Except, of course, that doesn't really happen because a few nights prior, Amanza threw a second bachelorette party and conveniently didn't invite half the office. Maya was really upset guyzz. We're breaking down the whole season finale here. Come join! 
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July 28, 2020
Oh Kiko. Poor poor Kiko. This week on Below Deck Mediterranean, our beleaguered chef attempts to show off his skills, but a Vegas-themed dinner proves to be a gamble he just can't win. It's an extra cringeworthy episode, and we're here to break down every chicken finger, nacho, and domino brownie. YIKES. 
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July 27, 2020
The toxic Shahs of Sunset season 8 reunion concludes with MJ and Reza burning each other to the ground, much as they've been doing for the past ten years or so. Surely this is the end for them. Or is it? 
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July 25, 2020
Real Housewives of New York has given us so much — we barely even deserve it. And this week it continues to bestow gifts upon us. This time it's LuAnn addressing a room of ex-cons, Sonja struggling with her townhouse again, and Ramona losing her mind at her own party with fifty of her closest girlfriends. And that's just the tip of the iceberg. Don't just listen to this recap though: watch it too! Check out the full episode on Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/39684221 
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July 23, 2020
It's the episode of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills we've been waiting for. No, not Wilson Philips doing a surprise performance (although that did happen). No, not Brandi finally apologizing to Adreinne Maloof (although that did happen too). You guys, it's the episode where Brandi finally levels her girl-on-girl accusations against Denise Richards, and no one is more shocked that KYLE RICHARDS. Come join us as we break down this disaster. Don't just listen to the recap, watch us too. Check out the video here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/39633980 
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July 22, 2020
The ladies of Selling Sunset visit a foreign country: Los Feliz. Also, Mary has her bachelorette party and Christine has had enough of the Overlap Accusations. For this week's premium bonus about Zac Efron's new Netflix show Down to Earth and our video recaps, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare! 
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July 21, 2020
Below Deck Med has one final chance to impress the elite entrepreneurs from Miami, but a missing side of ponzu can ruin everything. For this week's premium bonus about Zac Efron's new Netflix show Down to Earth and our video recaps, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare! 
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July 20, 2020
The cast of Shahs of Sunset reunites to fight about naked Jenga and five pound penises. For this week's premium bonus about Zac Efron's new Netflix show Down to Earth and our video recaps, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare! 
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July 17, 2020
The Real Housewives end their Bluestone Manor trip with epic meltdowns and a tiny little gift in the guest bathroom. For this week's premium bonus about Zac Efron's new Netflix show Down to Earth and our video recaps, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare! 
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July 16, 2020
**This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo** Kyle throws yet another party on this week's Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, and this time Camille, Brandy, Kim, Eileen and Adrienne are along for the ride. Will Rinna show Camille some charity? For this week's premium bonus about Zac Efron's new Netflix show Down to Earth and our video recaps, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare! 
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July 15, 2020
On season 2, episode 6 of Selling Sunset, Heather absolutely must must MUST go to her boyfriend's daughter's birthday bash, which is sure to be the most exclusive event on the nine-year-old party circuit. Yup, mmhmmm. But wait! One of her BUSIEST clients EVAR wants to see a house on Doheny at that very moment! What to do? Hang out with nine year olds or get a potentch commish? Luckily, Amanza is around to save the day. But does she? Also, Mary looks at dresses, and Davina JUST WANTS A DEAL, PEOPLE. 
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July 14, 2020
Ring the alarms: there's a vegan on board Below Deck Mediterranean! Naturally this sends Kiko and the kitchen into disarray, and it doesn't help that these guests are AWFUL too. Meanwhile, Pete threatens to be professional, and Jess gets a sweet new hand accessory. 
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July 13, 2020
Married to Medicine LA wraps up its second season with a Christmas party that has everyone wondering if Jazmin's husband will ever surface? It's a question that has us on the edge of our seats. Plus, Josh Altman makes a special appearance, and Britten reclaims her bed. 
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July 10, 2020
The Real Housewives of New York heads to the Berkshires this week, and right on schedule they lose their minds. First, Ramona squares off against a recently emboldened Elyse, who's feeling snubbed after a particularly rude encounter at Omar's. But the real pièce de resistance is Luann's Broadway diva tirade against Sonja. This is the stuff we dream about, and Lu's rant already has a place in the Gay Monologue Hall of Fame. 
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July 9, 2020
After a month off, The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills are back... and so are Aaron and Denise. They stormed out of Kyle's party, and when they return for Sutton's trunk show, things don't go much better. This is a Crappens on Demand episode, which means you can watch us on camera here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/39143454 
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July 8, 2020
Mary is no one's soldier on this week's Selling Sunset, and the battle lines are drawn with Christine. For this week's premium bonus about catching up on TV and podcasts, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare! 
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July 7, 2020
The disaster douche charter comes to an end, but not before Bugsy gets wasted and Jess breaks her finger. For this week's premium bonus about catching up on TV and podcasts, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare! 
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July 6, 2020
**This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo** Dorinda drunkenly tells someone off for the ninetieth time this season, this time at Lu's Halloween party. Then, we catch up with Married to Medicine LA on their Palm Springs trip. For this week's premium bonus and our video recaps, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare! 
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July 1, 2020
**This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo** Romain lets Davina have it at Christine's engagement party on this week's Selling Sunset. Can he stay as chill as the zebra? For this week's premium bonus and our video recaps, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare! 
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June 30, 2020
With Bugsy officially back on Below Deck Mediterranean, the yacht is back to a full crew, which is good because this week's charter guests are too douchey for an understaffed boat. Between oyster controversies and extra guests, Hannah is up to her honaaay eyes in misery. Thankfully, Bugs brought the thundaaaaaah!!! 
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June 30, 2020
This week on Married To Medicine: Los Angeles, the women head to Palm Springs to lift Imani's spirits. Along the way, there's a krumping stripper, a cowboy chef, and an emotional air horn exchange. 
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June 25, 2020
We love food, we love Padma, and we love Padma's new show; so, naturally we just had to recap it. And could there be anything more PADMA than watching Padma waltz through Milwaukee trying sausages and talking about Kegels? We're tackling episode 2 of Taste the Nation (available on Hulu). This episode is Crappens on Demand, which means you can watch our recap here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/crappens-on-1258-38615552 
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June 24, 2020
On episode three of Selling Sunset, Mary breaks the news to the group that Davina's not invited to the wedding. Now everyone knows... except Davina. Luckily Christine is around to change that. Meanwhile, Heather is still mad at Amanza, and Maya likes musical chairs. You can watch this recap with Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/38586461 
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June 23, 2020
Bugsy is back to cause some major Honay Eyes this week on Below Deck Med. Make sure to wear your floaties! For this week's premium bonus and our video recaps, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare! 
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June 23, 2020
Imani's finally opening up to let the girls judge her book by its cover, and Jazmine almost loses an arm trying to stop cornbread consumption. For this week's premium bonus about catching up on TV and podcasts, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare! 
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June 22, 2020
Top Chef comes to the end of another great season and crowns a deserving winner. Have beets ever been so beguiling? For this week's premium bonus and our video recaps, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare! 
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June 22, 2020
Imani's finally opening up to let the girls judge her book by its cover, and Jazmine almost loses an arm trying to stop cornbread consumption. For this week's premium bonus about catching up on TV and podcasts, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare! 
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June 18, 2020
*The video version of this recap is up as part of Crappens on Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo on Patreon* Davina has a lot of negativity coming her way in the Selling Sunset office, but she's got a huge house to sell before she can worry about it. For this week's premium bonus about catching up on TV and podcasts, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! Isolate and BenRon 2020 Vote Hypocrat designs available at crappensmerch.com **Crappens Live has been postponed until our country is healthy again. Keep up with our live show calendar at at watchwhatcrappens.com 
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June 17, 2020
**This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo** Jax continues to Jax on the final installment of Vanderpump Rules as we know it. For this week's premium bonus and our video recaps, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! Isolate and BenRon 2020 Vote Hypocrat designs available at crappensmerch.com **Crappens Live has been postponed until our country is healthy again. Keep up with our live show calendar at at watchwhatcrappens.com 
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June 16, 2020
On this week's Married To Medicine LA, Drs. Imani and Britten head to NOLA to catchup with fellow Bravolebrity Dr. Contessa for Xavier homecoming. It's all fun and beignets until reality catches up with Dr. Imani at home. Also, Jazmin's blood sugar is GREAT guys! 
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June 16, 2020
So much happens on Below Deck: Mediterranean. Lara quits, Roy Orbison Jr. comes on board, there's an Ace of Base revival. It's hard to navigate these choppy seas, but we'll do our best. 
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June 15, 2020
We're just days away from the Top Chef: All Stars finale, but first, the final four must make a trip to Parma, Italy and partake in the pleasures of parmigiano-reggiano and prosciutto de parma. It's the fanciest ham & cheese throw down of all time. Did you MEAN to make it into the finals?? 
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June 12, 2020
We'd heard the rumors about Tinsley Mortimer leaving Real Housewives of New York, but we didn't think it was going to happen RIGHT NOW. But alas, the cast's perennial punching bag finally decided love was more important than fame and shipped herself off to life with Scott... but not before enduring one last spat with Dorinda and a few zombies to boot. We're sad to see Tins go. What about you? 
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June 11, 2020
*The video version of this recap is up as part of Crappens on Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo on Patreon* Crappens branches out to Netflix for Season Two of Selling Sunset! Enjoy! For this week's premium bonus, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! Isolate and BenRon 2020 Vote Hypocrat designs available at crappensmerch.com **Crappens Live has been postponed until our country is healthy again. Keep up with our live show calendar at at watchwhatcrappens.com 
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June 10, 2020
Part two of the Vanderpump Rules reunion rumbles forward as Stassi and Kristen squabble over their friendship, not realizing that in a few weeks time they would be forever bound together in infamy due to their joint firing. Meanwhile, Lala continues to annoy us, Brett (another new VPR cast-off) grosses us out, and Scheeshu remains our hero.  Well, as much as anyone can be a hero on this show, amiright? 
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June 10, 2020
Part two of the Vanderpump Rules reunion rumbles forward as Stassi and Kristen squabble over their friendship, not realizing that in a few weeks time they would be forever bound together in infamy due to their joint firing. Meanwhile, Lala continues to annoy us, Brett (another new VPR cast-off) grosses us out, and Scheeshu remains our hero. Well, as much as anyone can be a hero on this show. 
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June 9, 2020
Lara and Hannah duke it out on Below Deck Med this week, and Malia tells the Unit to cut the crap. For this week's premium bonus, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! Isolate and BenRon 2020 Vote Hypocrat designs available at crappensmerch.com **Crappens Live has been postponed until our country is healthy again. Keep up with our live show calendar at at watchwhatcrappens.com 
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June 8, 2020
Top Chef begins its final rounds in Italy and we lose one of our faves to a trifling truffle :( For this week's premium bonus and our video recaps, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! Isolate and BenRon 2020 Vote Hypocrat designs available at crappensmerch.com **Crappens Live has been postponed until our country is healthy again. Keep up with our live show calendar at at watchwhatcrappens.com 
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June 5, 2020
**This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo** The Real Housewives of New York deal with a hurled ravioli in Newport before settling in for a fight over tea back home in NYC. For this week's premium bonus and our video recaps, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! Isolate and BenRon 2020 Vote Hypocrat designs available at crappensmerch.com **Crappens Live has been postponed until our country is healthy again. Keep up with our live show calendar at at watchwhatcrappens.com 
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June 4, 2020
This week on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Garcelle shades Kyle in a charity speech and Aaron gets into it with the women at a family barbecue. For this week's premium bonus, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! Isolate and BenRon 2020 Vote Hypocrat designs available at crappensmerch.com **Crappens Live has been postponed until our country is healthy again. Keep up with our live show calendar at at watchwhatcrappens.com 
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June 3, 2020
**This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo** Vanderpump Rules begins its three part reunion with Charli taking the crown for destroying Old Man Jax and Kristen getting caught with her hand in the dbag jar. For this week's premium bonus, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! Isolate and BenRon 2020 Vote Hypocrat designs available at crappensmerch.com **Crappens Live has been postponed until our country is healthy again. Keep up with our live show calendar at at watchwhatcrappens.com 
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June 2, 2020
Below Deck Med is back, and there's all sorts of new faces on board: there's Kiko the goofy chef, Pete the self-proclaimed "unit," and Lara the Italian thorn in Hannah's side. We're only one episode in, and it already looks like a disaster (but in the best way). What did you think about the season premiere? 
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June 1, 2020
So much happens on Top Chef this week. First, the winner of Last Chance Kitchen is revealed. Then the chefs must design a meal that could be served on American Airlines. And finally, they all convene at Michael's in Santa Monica for one last lavish California meal. Check out our recap! 
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May 29, 2020
The Real Housewives of New York heads to Newport, RI for some R&R, but when Leah makes a last minute decision to invite her sister Sarah to tag along, a rollercoaster evening of drinking, screaming, and crying ensues. Pretty much right on brand for this show. Don't just listen to the episode, watch it too. Check out the video recap here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/37675018 
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May 28, 2020
The ladies of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills head to Santa Barbara, which provides the perfect backdrop to grill Denise about threesomes and her children. And like a hearty main from Buca di Beppo, the drama is served in large portions. Don't just listen to this episode; watch it too! Check out Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/37633255 
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May 27, 2020
Real Housewives of Atlanta brings on Yovanna for the final reunion episode, but no one's buying what's in her box. For this week's premium bonus about what we're watching, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! Isolate and BenRon 2020 Vote Hypocrat designs available at crappensmerch.com **Crappens Live has been postponed until our country is healthy again. Keep up with our live show calendar at at watchwhatcrappens.com 
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May 26, 2020
It's a vacation day here at Crappens, so we're posting the Slutty Island recap we did live in Austin, Texas. Enjoy! For this week's premium bonus about what we're cooking become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! Isolate and BenRon 2020 Vote Hypocrat designs available at crappensmerch.com **Crappens Live has been postponed until our country is healthy again. Keep up with our live show calendar at at watchwhatcrappens.com 
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May 25, 2020
Top Chef celebrates the Olympics, and Padma shames a non EGOT winner. For this week's premium bonus about what we're cooking, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! Isolate and BenRon 2020 Vote Hypocrat designs available at crappensmerch.com **Crappens Live has been postponed until our country is healthy again. Keep up with our live show calendar at at watchwhatcrappens.com 
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May 22, 2020
**This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo** The Real Housewives of New York go to a Russian spa for Dorinda to act like a flaming hypocrite some more, then Ramona is taken down at her own women empowerment party. For this week's premium bonus about what we're cooking, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! Isolate and BenRon 2020 Vote Hypocrat designs available at crappensmerch.com **Crappens Live has been postponed until our country is healthy again. Keep up with our live show calendar at at watchwhatcrappens.com 
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May 21, 2020
It's psychic week on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills but we don't luck out with an Allison DuBois home run this time. We do, however, get a lot of ladies coming at Kyle over petty nothings and it make life worth living. For this week's premium bonus about what we're cooking become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! Isolate and BenRon 2020 Vote Hypocrat designs available at crappensmerch.com **Crappens Live has been postponed until our country is healthy again. Keep up with our live show calendar at at watchwhatcrappens.com 
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May 20, 2020
**This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo** Vanderpump Rules comes to the end of another season with an epic Jax breakdown and the crumbling of the fourth wall, and we're here to recap it for you live from quarantine! For this week's premium bonus about what we're cooking become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! Isolate and BenRon 2020 Vote Hypocrat designs available at crappensmerch.com **Crappens Live has been postponed until our country is healthy again. Keep up with our live show calendar at at watchwhatcrappens.com 
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May 19, 2020
Part 2 of the Real Housewives of Atlanta Zoom reunion powers on, and Nene has the gaul to come for Kandi. Spoiler alert: Kandi reads her for filth. It's a moment that earns a spot in the RHOA reunion highlight reel for years to come. 
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May 18, 2020
This week on Top Chef, the cheftestants head to the mountains for an overnight stay at adult sleepaway camp. Their task: serve up a brunch buffet for 200 hungry, hungover moms. Basically, it's a nightmare. 
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May 15, 2020
The Real Housewives of New York escape the madness of NYC to enjoy an afternoon of apple picking and wine tasting and peeing in corn mazes. What better time to channel internal disappointment into rage against Tinsley? Don't just listen to this episode; watch it too! Check out the video here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/crappens-on-1228-37159381 
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May 14, 2020
This week on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Denise reminds Kyle that's she's the most famous Richards in the group. Plus, Sutton has post traumatic mouse disorder, Lois swings by for a visit, and Dorit has major news about Buca di Beppo!!!! 
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May 13, 2020
After Jax disinvites the cast from his pool party on Vanderpump Rules, Sandoval throws a rival rager instead. This can only mean one thing: Jax is the victim. Poor guy. Meanwhile, Dayna's love triangle continues to chug along uncharismatically, and Lala declares herself an adult. 
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May 12, 2020
The Real Housewives of Atlanta take to Zoom for their reunion. Will Andy let them off of mute or will they break the internet? For this week's premium bonus recap of the #SummerHouse reunion, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! Isolate and BenRon 2020 Vote Hypocrat designs available at crappensmerch.com **Crappens Live has been postponed until our country is healthy again. Keep up with our live show calendar at at watchwhatcrappens.com 
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May 11, 2020
Time for Restaurant Wars on Top Chef and it's between the Haitian King and the Country Bear. Will the loser go down with his ship? And will merengue ever recover from the brutal treatment it received in judging? For this week's premium bonus recap of the #SummerHouse reunion, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! Isolate and BenRon 2020 Vote Hypocrat designs available at crappensmerch.com **Crappens Live has been postponed until our country is healthy again. Keep up with our live show calendar at at watchwhatcrappens.com 
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May 9, 2020
**This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo** The Real Housewives of New York welcome Jaques back to our TVs for a stand up to bullying night. Will Lu have a drink? And will Dorinda throw one? For this week's bonus episode about Bravo's new show Camp Getaway, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! Isolate and BenRon 2020 Vote Hypocrat designs available at crappensmerch.com **Crappens Live has been postponed until our country is healthy again. Keep up with our live show calendar at at watchwhatcrappens.com 
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May 8, 2020
*The video version of this recap is up as part of Crappens on Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo on Patreon* It's the Season 4 Finale of Summer House, and there's a lot of peeing in odd places. Definitely wear your mask. For this week's bonus episode about Bravo's new show Camp Getaway, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! Isolate and BenRon 2020 Vote Hypocrat designs available at crappensmerch.com **Crappens Live has been postponed until our country is healthy again. Keep up with our live show calendar at at watchwhatcrappens.com 
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May 7, 2020
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills start their season long squabble about who might or not be a lesbian, and it's not who you think. Also, Kyle ice shames Denise and Teddi's retreat is about as exciting as you thought it would be. For this week's bonus episode about Bravo's new show Camp Getaway, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! Isolate and BenRon 2020 Vote Hypocrat designs available at crappensmerch.com **Crappens Live has been postponed until our country is healthy again. Keep up with our live show calendar at at watchwhatcrappens.com 
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May 6, 2020
Jax is on a tear this entire episode of Vanderpump Rules, but have his friends had enough? For this week's bonus episode about Bravo's new show Camp Getaway, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! Isolate and BenRon 2020 Vote Hypocrat designs available at crappensmerch.com **Crappens Live has been postponed until our country is healthy again. Keep up with our live show calendar at at watchwhatcrappens.com 
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May 5, 2020
On the season finale of Shahs of Sunset, MJ and Reza's reconciliation goes off the rails when he reneges on his promise of dropping the restraining order. Plus, Mike decides to be petty, and Nema has a breakthrough with his dad. 
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May 4, 2020
It's a very CUTTING episode of Top Chef this week. First, the cheftestants must make tacos with nothing more than a machete. Why? Because Danny Trejo is the guest quickfire judge! Then, for the main challenge, the chefs must pitch concepts for next week's sure-to-be disastrous Restaurant Wars. Can't wait! 
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May 1, 2020
On this week's crazy Summer House, the girls scream at Hannah for hooking up with resident male model Luke. Tensions are at an all time high. Perfect time for a roast! 
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May 1, 2020
This week on The Real Housewives of New York, Sonja shows at fashion week, and when she gives Leah a droopy PJ set to wear, all hell breaks loose. Plus, Tinsley is a STAR AGAIN! 
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April 30, 2020
Sutton continues to shake up Real Housewives of Beverly Hills in the best way, affording us one of the funniest episodes in ages. Basically, she makes Teddi cry at Kyle's dinner party, and we all rejoice. But it's really a drunk, stoned Mauricio who steals the show (not to mention Faye Resnick captivated by an edible flower). Also major props to Aaron, whose conspiracy theories about nuclear energy, cancer, and his ACL elevate this hilarious dinner party. Fun fact: you can watch us recap this episode with Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/crappens-on-1215-36582693 
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April 29, 2020
Vanderpump Rules finds Stassi and Beau getting engaged and ghosting Kristen from the party. Also, we get some Scheana backstory and learn that Charli has finally tasted spaghetti. It's a real banger of an episode. For the entire season of Netflix' Tiger King recaps with Crappens On Demand videos for epis 2-7, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! Isolate and BenRon 2020 Vote Hypocrat designs available at crappensmerch.com **Crappens Live has been postponed until our country is healthy again. Keep up with our live show calendar at at watchwhatcrappens.com 
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April 28, 2020
The Shahs of Sunset gang tries to fight on their Hawaiian vacation, but Paulina's not very good at it yet. For the entire season of Netflix' Tiger King recaps with Crappens On Demand videos for epis 2-7, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. We covered all seven parts of Netflix' Tiger King on our Patreon feed, and have video recaps for six of those episodes on Crappens On Demand! **New merch! Isolate and BenRon 2020 Vote Hypocrat designs available at crappensmerch.com **Crappens Live has been postponed until our country is healthy again. Keep up with our live show calendar at at watchwhatcrappens.com 
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April 27, 2020
Top Chef goes to the symphony so Tom can try to come up with some musical puns, and two chefs are sent packing. We're not happy about it. For the entire season of Netflix' Tiger King recaps with Crappens On Demand videos for epis 2-7, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. We covered all seven parts of Netflix' Tiger King on our Patreon feed, and have video recaps for six of those episodes on Crappens On Demand! **New merch! Isolate and BenRon 2020 Vote Hypocrat designs available at crappensmerch.com **Crappens Live has been postponed until our country is healthy again. Keep up with our live show calendar at at watchwhatcrappens.com 
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April 25, 2020
Hannah finally gets a taste of hot dish on this week's Summer House and Amanda. Is. LIVID, Kyle! For the entire season of Netflix' Tiger King recaps with Crappens On Demand videos for epis 2-7, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. We covered all seven parts of Netflix' Tiger King on our Patreon feed, and have video recaps for six of those episodes on Crappens On Demand! **New merch! Isolate and BenRon 2020 Vote Hypocrat designs available at crappensmerch.com **Crappens Live has been postponed until our country is healthy again. Keep up with our live show calendar at at watchwhatcrappens.com 
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April 24, 2020
**This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo** The Real Housewives of New York are all off their damn rockers this week when the gang gets wasted at Ramona's Hamptons Inn For The Sometimes Criminally Insane. Torches will be thrown. For the entire season of Netflix' Tiger King recaps with Crappens On Demand videos for epis 2-7, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! Isolate and BenRon 2020 Vote Hypocrat designs available at crappensmerch.com **Crappens Live has been postponed until our country is healthy again. Keep up with our live show calendar at at watchwhatcrappens.com 
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April 23, 2020
**This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo** Newbie Sutton opens a store on this week's Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and tells off the mayor of West Hollywood for good measure. Also, Erika lands a role and Teddi tries to be less Teddi and fails Teddily. For the entire season of Netflix' Tiger King recaps with Crappens On Demand videos for epis 2-7, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! Isolate and BenRon 2020 Vote Hypocrat designs available at crappensmerch.com **Crappens Live has been postponed until our country is healthy again. Keep up with our live show calendar at at watchwhatcrappens.com 
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April 22, 2020
The Witches of Weho come together for a big wine event on Vanderpump Rules, and in true fashion, Stassi throws a full bodied tantrum with notes of rage and psychosis. Other varietals include a vintage Beau, whose anxious bouquet really opens up after a few swirls, and a 2019 Kristen, which features a floral yet unstable finish. It all pairs well with an earthy meal of Scheana, Dayna, and an unwanted psychic. 
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April 21, 2020
On this episode, we're recapping the season finale of Real Housewives of Atlanta and the latest installment of Shahs of Sunset. First up, it's Kandi's baby shower! When Todd snubs Mama Joyce, there will be hell to pay. Sort of. Then on Shahs, Reza and MJ take baby steps towards rebuilding their friendship, one forehead at a time. 
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April 20, 2020
On a supersized Top Chef, the cheftestants must navigate through a Quick Fire with only the help of their loved ones and a shoddy connection from Metro PCS. Then it's off to the mall to hawk some branded items, but not before Malarkey reveals his chef rankings for the season. Our blood... is boiling. 
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April 18, 2020
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills is back, and now that Lisa Vanderpump is gone, who shall wear her crown? It's heavy, in case you didn't hear. Our nominee is Sutton Stracke, the new friend-of who is the sort of monster we dream about. But instead, it looks like the real Queen is going to be Kyle's bangs, which purportedly are the latest terror that Michael Myers has inflicted on a victim. If none of this makes sense, then you better listen to our recap, which comes LIIIIVE from Quarantine! 
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April 17, 2020
This week on Real Housewives of New York, Sonja gets wasted at a mansion party, and Luann escapes the humiliation of being chosen for Ramona's basement. Plus, icebergs! 
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April 16, 2020
This week on Summer House, Carl gets wasted and feels sorry for himself. Meanwhile, tensions surface between the girls thanks to Lindsay, and Hannah gets blue (tennis) balls. 
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April 15, 2020
Tom and Katie head to Las Vegas with everyone (except Kristen) on this week's Vanderpump Rules. Why? Because they need to get officially married... again. Meanwhile, we meet Black Mirror Scheana (aka Karrah), and Lisa wears a prom dress. #vanderpumpian 
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April 14, 2020
**We covered all seven parts of Netflix' Tiger King on our Patreon feed, and have video recaps for six of those episodes on Crappens On Demand!** Nema invites the gang to a country music festival and MJ and Reza come to a temporary and stinky truce on this week's Shahs of Sunset.  For the entire season of Netflix' Tiger King recaps with Crappens On Demand videos for epis 2-7, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! Isolate and BenRon 2020 Vote Hypocrat designs available at crappensmerch.com **Crappens Live has been postponed until our country is healthy again. Keep up with our live show calendar at at watchwhatcrappens.com 
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April 13, 2020
**We covered all seven parts of Netflix' Tiger King on our Patreon feed, and have video recaps for six of those episodes on Crappens On Demand!** Kenya cries in the Closet Love Built on this week's Real Housewives of Atlanta while NeNe tries to make us believe there's still a spark in her marriage.  For the entire season of Netflix' Tiger King recaps with Crappens On Demand videos for epis 2-7, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! Isolate and BenRon 2020 Vote Hypocrat designs available at crappensmerch.com **Crappens Live has been postponed until our country is healthy again. Keep up with our live show calendar at at watchwhatcrappens.com 
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April 10, 2020
**We will be recapping all seven parts of Netflix' Tiger King on our Patreon feed, and will have video recaps available for six of those episodes on Crappens On Demand!** Ramona makes Luann sleep in the basement on her Hamptons girls weekend, but it's Leah's tramp stamp that's really wagging the wattles.  For the entire season of Netflix' Tiger King recaps with Crappens On Demand videos for epis 2-7, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! Isolate and BenRon 2020 Vote Hypocrat designs available at crappensmerch.com **Crappens Live has been postponed until our country is healthy again. Keep up with our live show calendar at at watchwhatcrappens.com 
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April 9, 2020
**We will be recapping all seven parts of Netflix' Tiger King on our Patreon feed, and will have video recaps available for six of those episodes on Crappens On Demand!** Jordan leaves Summer House and no on is sad, but Carl brings major depression the next weekend to celebrate Lindsay at her Roaring 20's party. For the entire season of Netflix' Tiger King recaps with Crappens On Demand videos for epis 2-7, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! Isolate and BenRon 2020 Vote Hypocrat designs available at crappensmerch.com **Crappens Live has been postponed until our country is healthy again. Keep up with our live show calendar at at watchwhatcrappens.com 
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April 8, 2020
**We will be recapping all seven parts of Netflix' Tiger King on our Patreon feed, and will have video recaps available for six of those episodes on Crappens On Demand!** The Witches of Weho put another axe in Kristen's back this week on Vanderpump Rules, but we all beg for one to the face when we find out we have to sit through Schwartz and Katie getting married AGAIN. Get the Dollar Tree tea towels ready!  For the entire season of Netflix' Tiger King recaps with Crappens On Demand videos for epis 2-7, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! Isolate and BenRon 2020 Vote Hypocrat designs available at crappensmerch.com **Crappens Live has been postponed until our country is healthy again. Keep up with our live show calendar at at watchwhatcrappens.com 
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April 7, 2020
On this week's Shahs of Sunset, Reza blocks all his friends and then cries that he feels alone. Plus, GG endures a medical hardship, and Tommy faces the legal consequences of his actions. In other words, it's a hilarious time for us. Come listen! 
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April 6, 2020
This week on Top Chef, the contestants must make funky fried rice for Randal Park and Ali Wong. Then it's off to the Getty Center to find inspiration from art. Who will rise to the challenge, and who will piss off Padma? We recap the whole thing. 
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April 3, 2020
What the world needs now, is RHONY sweet RHONY. Thank God the Real Housewives of New York are back. The new season launched without Bethenny, but in her place is Leah McSweeney who seems to have the no BS potential we want. It's too early to tell how she'll fit in, but early signs seem to be very positive. What did you think about the premiere? 
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April 2, 2020
On Summer House, the gang throws a frat toga party for Kyle while simultaneously threatening to banish Jules for... something? It's ridiculous and infuriating, and we have a lot to say about it. Come join! 
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April 1, 2020
Tom and Jax wage escalating pranks at each other, and Brett calls Scheana "middle-aged." Just more fun on Vanderpump Rules, and it all ends with Schwartz being a terrible person! 
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March 31, 2020
We recapped episode one of Netflix' Tiger King on our premium Patreon bonus last week and you guys asked us for the full season so ok, we're in. The rest of the episodes will be released on our Patreon feed over the next couple of weeks and you'll have the option to watch videos of 2-6 on Crappens On Demand! Enjoy, and thanks for the support! For the bonuses and videos, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! Isolate and BenRon 2020 Vote Hypocrat designs available at crappensmerch.com **Crappens Live has been postponed until our country is healthy again. Keep up with our live show calendar at at watchwhatcrappens.com 
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March 31, 2020
**We will be recapping all seven parts of Netflix' Tiger King on our Patreon feed, and will have video recaps available for six of those episodes on Crappens On Demand!** Reza is still trying to get us all to believe that he's the real victim on this week's Shahs of Sunset, but thankfully we get a break from his tired bs to celebrate the force that is Vida. For the entire season of Netflix' Tiger King recaps with videos for epis 2-7, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! Isolate and BenRon 2020 Vote Hypocrat designs available at crappensmerch.com **Crappens Live has been postponed until our country is healthy again. Keep up with our live show calendar at at watchwhatcrappens.com 
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March 30, 2020
**We will be recapping all seven parts of Netflix' Tiger King on our Patreon feed, and will have video recaps available for six of those episodes on Crappens On Demand!** This week on Top Chef, Ruth Reichl guest judges a Jonathan Gold memorial challenge and roasts the contestants like the queen she is. For the new premium bonus on Netflix' Tiger King, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! Isolate and BenRon 2020 Vote Hypocrat designs available at crappensmerch.com **Crappens Live has been postponed until our country is healthy again. Keep up with our live show calendar at at watchwhatcrappens.com 
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March 27, 2020
**This episode also available as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo** Today is one of our favorite kinds of episodes. It's a trailer shot by shot breakdown of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 10 Trailer! For the new premium bonus on Netflix' Tiger King, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! Isolate and BenRon 2020 Vote Hypocrat designs available at crappensmerch.com **Crappens Live has been postponed until our country is healthy again. Keep up with our live show calendar at at watchwhatcrappens.com 
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