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November 18, 2016
In our last episode, we learn how to drink tea, build human towers, watch the sunset forever and find the Ian inside all of us.
November 11, 2016
We learn what happened to a two-thousand year-old toe, and what to do when our voices make you sick.
November 4, 2016
Devil In The White City author Erik Larson helps us write gooder, and we tell you how to snack silently at the movies.
October 28, 2016
Mark Bittman helps us answer a very creepy question, and we learn who's helping the Obamas move.
October 21, 2016
How to talk to fish and protect your yard signs.
October 13, 2016
We help you brush that dirt off your shoulder and get the most out of your Reese's.
October 7, 2016
We tell you how to get deep and how to fake childhood memories.
September 30, 2016
A listener needs help opening his Velcro bag quietly, so we call in the military.
September 23, 2016
How to get people to remember your name and find thousands of worms. Note: this episode talks about curse words but bleeps them out. It's educational, but there's a lot of cursing.
September 16, 2016
We tell you how to keep your fries crispy and make your friends cry.
September 9, 2016
How to lose to Usain Bolt by a slightly smaller margin, and another use for your bowling shoes.
September 2, 2016
How to endure hearing someone describe their dream.
August 26, 2016
How to bathe discreetly and get close to a panda.
August 19, 2016
How to pick a winner in a bear v. tiger fight, find an endangered species, and eat spicy food.
August 12, 2016
How to train your pet jellyfish and plan a wedding no one will forget.
August 5, 2016
With how-to advice from a bunch of Olympians and Patrick Stewart.
July 29, 2016
How to protect your cow and pull a loose tooth.
July 21, 2016
How to celebrate your new favorite holiday and enjoy the Summer Olympics.
July 15, 2016
How to talk to a dinosaur and survive a public bathroom.
July 8, 2016
How to have less fun at the beach, and how to enjoy graham crackers.
July 1, 2016
How to defend against the dark arts, call someone a jerk, and look cool around dads.
June 24, 2016
We help Ryan and Ryan, and learn what bees are thinking.
June 17, 2016
How to blend into the background, and harness the secret power of watermelon.
June 11, 2016
Why you do what you do when you've really gotta go.
June 3, 2016
How to keep score at a Cubs game and find the best seat on your next flight.
May 27, 2016
This week we save a marriage and improve the most awkward minute of your day.
May 20, 2016
This week we find out why EJ sings.
May 13, 2016
How AC/DC could save your life, and we defend weasels.
May 6, 2016
How to keep a secret, and how to say goodbye bye bye.
April 29, 2016
A 21st Century mom gets a visit from the 24th Century.
April 22, 2016
How to avoid a bad bee sting, get back at bad Facebook posters, and look cool when you're carrying a Trapper Keeper.
April 15, 2016
How to shake hands like a politician, free up space on your iPhone, and talk about golf.
April 8, 2016
The fun way to monitor air pollution and deal with an annoying co-worker.
March 31, 2016
How to defeat the Nazis and wind the Great Clock.
March 25, 2016
We talk to astronauts on the International Space Station, and help name a burrito restaurant here on earth.
March 18, 2016
How to start your day and clean the ceiling.
March 11, 2016
How to tell the presidential candidates apart and count seconds effectively.
March 5, 2016
How to actually enjoy yourself at the symphony, and sneak your name into your favorite TV show.
February 26, 2016
This episode has nothing to do with the movie "Love & Basketball."
February 19, 2016
Special guest Nick Offerman solves your biggest problem, and who to call when a killer asteroid is on its way.
February 12, 2016
How to make your food taste sweeter, and valentines that say Be Someone Else's.
February 5, 2016
How to leave a message, send a message, and destroy drones.
January 29, 2016
Boy, that title makes it seem like a different show this week. Note: this podcast contains no actual Donald Trump.
January 22, 2016
How to make s'mores in the most dangerous way possible, and how to make s'peace with your rooster.
January 16, 2016
How to sleep with the fishes and live like El Chapo.
January 8, 2016
How to talk about the stock market, get an elk out of your basement, and spoil SpaghettiOs.
December 18, 2015
How to deter thieves, tell a bedtime story, hum a song, and find sunken treasure.
December 11, 2015
How to celebrate Christmas in Catalonia, ruin French toast, and get a seat on the subway.
December 3, 2015
How to find giant insects, serve eggnog, and welcome extraterrestrials.
November 25, 2015
How to always win the wishbone pull, dodge awkward dinner conversations, and eat as much as possible.
November 19, 2015
How to distract someone you love, and a surprising discovery in Queen Elizabeth's art collection.
November 13, 2015
How to smuggle a live chicken, frighten your dentist, and hitchhike offensively.
November 6, 2015
How to stay awake during meetings, look sexy in a safety vest, and really smell something.
October 29, 2015
How to escape when you've been buried alive, and more. If you've been buried alive, though, just call 911 and listen to the episode later.
October 23, 2015
How to throw a really unsettling punch, scare someone, and delight children around the world.
October 14, 2015
How to survive a breakup, keep your bike from getting stolen, and count Davids.
October 7, 2015
How to defend yourself against monsters, lend money properly, and play a game of Crud. Also: a correction.
September 30, 2015
This week, we provide assistance to the Russian Government, and to two small children.
September 22, 2015
Pope Francis is visiting the US this week. We help him act like a local.
September 17, 2015
How to take a photograph of your cat, talk to your dog, talk to a British person, and talk to a British dog.
September 3, 2015
How much money is there on the planet? We investigate.
August 30, 2015
Ian visits a corpse flower, a stinky jungle plant which has been waiting 12 years to bloom.
August 20, 2015
We talk about the weather, but not in a boring way. We hope.
August 14, 2015
How to send secret messages, heal your wounds, and more.
August 7, 2015
How to stay cool in the summertime, and salt your food without salt.
July 31, 2015
This week we tell you how to choose the best name ever for your baby and investigate an old outhouse mystery.
July 15, 2015
A listener wants to know how not to get startled. Ian and Mike either help or make it worse.
July 9, 2015
This week we tell you how to get a fancy free hat and freak out your entire town.
July 1, 2015
We listen back to our interview with Sonia Sotomayor, we cure brain freeze, and the Fonz himself helps you look cool.
June 26, 2015
Ian and Mike are out of the office. They talk about it, then they change the world, then they play some old segments.
June 19, 2015
How to defeat your winged enemies and prove how good you are at the bongos.
June 10, 2015
How to take beautiful photographs of your cat, and how to digest your food. Plus, we say goodbye to a beloved colleague. Not Gillian. We already said goodbye to Gillian.
June 3, 2015
How to conduct yourself around pie, and how to name your bird.
May 20, 2015
We help you relax, and help you become a fossil. Plus, some words of encouragement as you enter the final days of the exclamation point fast.
May 13, 2015
How to make sense of what your computer is saying, make an uneasy pengiun comfortable, and use up old newspapers. Plus we have a tip to get you through the last week of our Exclamation Point Fast.
May 5, 2015
We help endangered penguins carry on their species, and we help you make small talk with kids. Plus: our Exclamation Point Fast continues, with catastrophic results.
April 28, 2015
How to make a mountain shorter and a new use for bacon. Plus, we check in on our exclamation point fast.
April 21, 2015
How to find alternatives for the f-word, cook your chicken in the most spectacular way possible, and stop using exclamation points! That was our last one.
April 14, 2015
How to celebrate without getting everyone else sick and the fastest way to get published in the New York Times.
April 7, 2015
How to make your pregnancy more exciting and the Olympics more competitive.
April 2, 2015
How to wake up, celebrate your birthday properly, and shoot a free throw. This is not an April Fool's Day episode. Were we supposed to do an April Fool's Day episode?
March 25, 2015
How to become Cheetah Boy, and a warning about lipstick.
March 17, 2015
How to get the milk you want and deserve, and the truth about asparagus.
March 10, 2015
A cow is rescued, and a nose is picked.
March 4, 2015
How to beat the winter, find love, and make the Olympic team.
February 24, 2015
We help you get unstuck and survive your walk to work.
February 17, 2015
This week we help you find your seat without bothering the people around you.
February 10, 2015
How to drive a rally car, bluff convincingly, and look pretty when you get your picture taken.
February 4, 2015
This week, how to never miss a meeting, decide if your shark needs pants, and more.
January 27, 2015
How to keep your cereal from getting soggy, and we make a very interesting dip for the big sporting event with the misshapen ball that will be played on Sunday and shall not be named.
January 21, 2015
How to stop that email you shouldn't have sent, and how to swim a lap. Plus: a friend in need is a friend indeed.
January 14, 2015
This week we solve an age-old spinach mystery and help out the FBI. Plus football predictions from Gillian!
January 6, 2015
How to crack a case, and how to build a really, really, really big Lego model.
December 23, 2014
This episode is only for cows. Humans are advised to skip this and listen to one of our many human-focused episodes instead.
December 22, 2014
Cows, it turns out, hate the sound of cowbells. We try and help out our bovine friends.
December 20, 2014
This week a Ninja Master gives Santa some tips on sneaking around and how to make 2015 the best year ever.
December 13, 2014
A listener is getting laser hair removal, and it hurts. A lot. Mike and Ian help her deal with the pain, with some help from the toughest people they could find.
December 5, 2014
This week we tell you how to punch someone in the face without hurting anyone and get solar power the Jackie Chan way.
November 27, 2014
We're out of the office this week, but we've put together a few Thanksgiving-ish howtos from past shows.
November 24, 2014
How to survive family time this Thanksgiving. Plus, the moving walkway is coming to an end.
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